If Sarah Palin were my mother my name would be: Beans Harpoon Palin (http://tinyurl.com/5kscfh)

8:00pm September 15th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

How many people does it take to hook an iPod to a TV? (We're up to 3)

8:00pm September 15th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

1 point. I lost by 1 point. In a super exciting game. Well done bro, well done. :P

8:00pm September 15th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

My brother and I are tied at 119 in fantasy football this week. McNabb is doing his best to give me the win! Throw it to Baskett!!

8:00pm September 15th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I am overly excited about going home and enjoying a giant bowl of chips with salsa.

8:00pm September 14th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Zeldman.com on the presidential election advertising. Read it.

8:00pm September 14th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@sharpeorama The city won't pay contractors overtime.

8:00pm September 14th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Boss is out playing gold today. The other help desk tech is off the phones running his mouth all day. Leaving me to take all the calls. Thx!

8:00pm September 14th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

To send ringtones to your Verizon phone make them 100 or so kb and save them as midi files. I have 3 new ringtones to show for it!

8:00pm September 14th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Playing with VirtualBox on the MacBook so I can run 1 Windows app without a Windows PC. Stupid Verizon software!

8:00pm September 14th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@ericholscher who is up 57-32?? hhmmmm Me! That's who!

8:00pm September 13th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Tina Fey for Vice President!

8:00pm September 13th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Spending the weekend in McCain central leaves me feeling all the more scared of how real a McCain victory could be in November. Vote Obama.

8:00pm September 13th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

This is Cleopatra and James Dean. They speak Italian. -- Drunken man speaking to his two tiny dogs outside Famous Dave's in Northern VA

8:00pm September 13th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Dinnertime is fun time!

8:00pm September 12th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Tonight I saw two gas stations across the street. Price 1: $3.61. Price 2: $3.91 Get ready for $4.00/gallon again kids.

8:00pm September 12th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

What is the point of a "security" feature on voicemail making you change your password, if you can change it to... the same password?

8:00pm September 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

http://djangopony.com/ <-- Scott, you are now required to learn python so you can django.

8:00pm September 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Had a great talk with Annie tonight that helped put things in perspective.

8:00pm September 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I need to find are "one thing" that makes me happy and I want to do with myself. I need to separate the old self from the new self.

8:00pm September 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Windows Ad: http://tinyurl.com/3rb9kr Nope, still don't get it.

8:00pm September 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Lazyweb: How do you create an iTunes playlist only containing artists you only have 1 track from in your library?

8:00pm September 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@mog I just read it too. For some reason I wasn't notified of this novelle. Thanks. Best laugh I've had all week. I needed that. LOL < ...

8:00pm September 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

McCain has taken the "Change" buzzword. However, I find it telling he has not borrow "Hope" as well. What is Change without HOPE?

8:00pm September 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Today is a mix between Rage Against the Machine and Nine Inch Nails with a sprinkling of Coheed & Cambria.

8:00pm September 10th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@mog check your email. ;-) I agree. LOL

8:00pm September 10th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

NIN fans and Apple fans. Are we both more fanatic than the regular fan? And as both, am I a fanaticist? Is that a word?

8:00pm September 10th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@jensized If 9/11 is a holiday, why am I at work, in a government building? I am a target. The terrorists will find me!

8:00pm September 10th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

I've not even been here 2 hours and I am already wanting to leave.

8:00pm September 10th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

If the elephants upstairs don't stop stomping and smashing things to the floor causing my apartment to shake I am going to gut end them!

8:00pm September 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Broken Bruised Forgotten Sore. Too F*cked Up To Care Anymore! 15 minutes.

8:00pm September 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Ready to be home shooting polygons and laughing merrily

8:00pm September 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I have an unnatural craving for A&W Root Beer.

8:00pm September 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

So sleep deprived. So frustrated. So ready to just up and leave it.

8:00pm September 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I find nothing "deluxe" about these nuts.

8:00pm September 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Thinking about habits.

8:00pm September 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@AlexMorse After being a die hard watch slave for years I walked out of the house this morning, sans watch and haven't even looked to it yet

8:00pm September 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

If you're going to take the trouble to call me don't... Put me on hold or call for another person with no info.

8:00pm September 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Actually feeling like I have a partial rudimentary understanding of django. This is better than it sounds.

8:00pm September 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@saruthelemur A quality iPhone wannabe in all the right ways + Verizon's network. I really like it so far... 5 hours in. ;-) LOL

8:00pm September 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Installing and toying with django

8:00pm September 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

*If you’ve already upgraded to the iPhone 2.0 Software Update for iPod touch, the 2.1 update is free. :D:D:D

8:00pm September 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

OMG The LG Dare syncs with my Mac using BitPim FLAWLESSLY!!!

8:00pm September 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I decided on the LG Dare.

8:00pm September 8th 2008 via Twitter Web Client