Modis is atop their game, I update a resume last night and I get a call at 9am asking if things are ok.

8:00pm September 22nd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Moving my media server to a new box. Dying processor fan is whining. Nearly completed cramming it into MicroATX case w/fresh Freenas install

8:00pm September 22nd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

My girlfriend works with elementary school students all day. She is surrounded by more mature people.

8:00pm September 21st 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@tagehring Your first mistake was enabling text messages on your cell and not using Twitteffic for the iPhone/Mac or Twinkle on the iPhone.

8:00pm September 21st 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I am going to become a hermit and only communicate through Twitter.

8:00pm September 21st 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@AlexMorse Precisely what happened to my day today thanks for a thoughtless email.

8:00pm September 21st 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

When did elite become a dirty word in this country? Apple. Obama. They're better than the alternative. Elite is a plus, not a minus.

8:00pm September 21st 2008 via Twitter Web Client

The Negotiator is an amazing movie. Kevin Spacey and Samuel L. Jackson at their finest.

8:00pm September 21st 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Cornbread Muffins Verdict: Super delicious!

8:00pm September 21st 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Totally psyched about starting a grifball team!

8:00pm September 21st 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I have to wonder how much good door-to-door campaigns for anything does.

8:00pm September 20th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Having a relaxed day of football and Halo co-op campaign.

8:00pm September 20th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

GOOD MORNING WORLD! (why am I awake already?) Perhps it's time to go post Halo 3 highlights from grifball last night.

8:00pm September 20th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Sleep? What's sleep? I wish I were sleeping.

8:00pm September 20th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Greatly enjoyed many rounds of Griffbal(.com) tonight in Halo 3. Los of laughter and lots of fun! Looking to start a team for next time.

8:00pm September 20th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

LOST is pretty good through the first 3 seasons. Season 4 really goes off the deep end of awesome.

8:00pm September 19th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Tonight's dinner includes ARRRRtichokes.

8:00pm September 19th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

EPIC shopping trip restores food to home. Car in the shop... praying for a minor bill.

8:00pm September 19th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I just spent 52 minutes troubleshooting a remote desktop issue... to find the PC was moved to a new network drop and it wasn't configured...

8:00pm September 18th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@Gnorb It really would. Here is the followup email: "Woll yie dant smukw it" Enjoy! lol

8:00pm September 18th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Email from boss: "Sa hew es youir day doinf" I rest my case on why Blackberrys are hard to type on. He spelled day right at least.

8:00pm September 18th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@jmlumpkin hahahahaha classic :) It's even better when people respond with "UNSUBSCRIBE" to an endless CCing fest. Technology. SCARY AS HELL

8:00pm September 18th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

@jmlumpkin That sounds like every call I take from a citizen.

8:00pm September 18th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Welcome Back to Friday Afternoon DIT Operations Philosophical Debate. Today's topic, religion.

8:00pm September 18th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

It's not called General TOES chicken. It's SO. General SO's chicken. I don't want stinky Chinese feet in my food.

8:00pm September 18th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Keep your hands warm while iPod/iPhoning this winter. http://ping.fm/eJAAc

8:00pm September 18th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

The Generic Off! fro the Daily Show could best be used to describe the Microsoft ad... generic. Also vague.

8:00pm September 18th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

John Cleese has a lemur species named after him.

8:00pm September 17th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Why do the only good managers exist in movies?

8:00pm September 17th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I wonder if my co-workers realize they'd save money by not ordering out every. single. day. Then holding a debate about how much $ they owe.

8:00pm September 17th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Tweaking the 2-0 fantasy football team. I am such a dork on so many levels. lol

8:00pm September 17th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

One of you will be a winner and one of you will be Joe.

8:00pm September 17th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Kenley needs to go down the stairs!

8:00pm September 17th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Filming in the kitchen.

8:00pm September 17th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Ear buds dying. http://flickr.com/photos/peroty/2850708397/ What do you all like for ear buds? I've got a full size pair of cans that I like

8:00pm September 16th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Working on a new design, I am excited about it.

8:00pm September 16th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Me: Turn the computer off. Client: You want me to turn it off? Me: YES! (I have this conversation 20 times a day it feels like).

8:00pm September 16th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Why can't I work from home again...?

8:00pm September 16th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Studying for your A+ exam is not a reason to ignore email and leave it all to me everyday, douche.

8:00pm September 16th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I wish I could reclaim my late night hours.

8:00pm September 16th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

My little brother is the guest on This Week In Django: http://tinyurl.com/5eoyx5

8:00pm September 16th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@saruthelemur The baked lays are most important for productivity.

8:00pm September 16th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

"Last seen 8 minutes ago playing Account Creation Tool" That is my favorite game EVER!

8:00pm September 16th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

OH: Dre wants me to get rid of Vista and get Windows.

8:00pm September 15th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@alexmorse No riches. Your life is the same as it always was. You just didn't have to work.

8:00pm September 15th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

What would you spend your days doing if you didn't have to run to work each morning?

8:00pm September 15th 2008 via Twitter Web Client