RT @scalzi: The angry dudes had to buy the stuff in order to burn it. https://t.co/S3LV8vP4bC

8:30am September 8th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @reesah: Dear Food Blogs: No. Body. Cares. Just post the damn recipe at the bottom of an empty page, instead of making us wade through…

8:12am September 8th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

"Armed with photos of the border wall and a flattering newspaper story, the GOP leaders sought to persuade Presiden… https://t.co/R5j9jLkNCL

8:10am September 8th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

@impossibly That boom you hear is the distant explosions of people's well-being and financial security.

8:06am September 5th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to impossibly

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature. – Rich Kulawiec

12:15pm September 4th 2018 via TweetDeck

@talldarknweirdo I've got ocean on the left and Bay on the right. But no photo evidence.

6:16pm September 2nd 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to talldarknweirdo

I watched a gull eat an entire fish whole earlier today. This is an apt description for the beach trip I'm on to my mother's house.

10:11pm September 1st 2018 via Flamingo for Android

@caseyliss Whips and sticks. Gonna be an exciting weekend.

4:36pm September 1st 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to caseyliss