@AlexMorse That would be fine too. If I can figure it out.

10:14am September 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to AlexMorse

Anyone know of a simple way to automate taking screenshots behind a login page? Cisco keeps changing our WebEx pag… https://t.co/oRMXCAjxIS

9:40am September 20th 2018 via TweetDeck

New Photo - Giving the Mac Mini new life with a new brain. #macmini #2009mac #harddrivereplacement #openmacmini… https://t.co/faYPwDgpjU

9:24am September 20th 2018 via IFTTT

‘Three thousand people did not die’ https://t.co/4acfRVFCEC

3:35pm September 18th 2018 via WordPress.com

RT @huntigula: my navient pw is "password" bc I desperately want hackers to pay my student loans

8:28pm September 17th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

@AlexMorse I assume your company cares about you and gives you performance reviews, raises/bonuses, things like that.

4:21pm September 17th 2018 via TweetDeck in reply to AlexMorse

@AlexMorse As our company (that merged with others twice in as many years) put together their leave policy it was "… https://t.co/06bPAi1W5r

4:21pm September 17th 2018 via TweetDeck in reply to AlexMorse

If you give people "unlimited leave" at work and no one ever limits it. You can't be too mad at people who take advantage of it.

3:43pm September 17th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

@MarigotC @NCDOT @RachelHaimowitz @jordanlhawk I saw a sign like this on 270 South in Maryland. This road does not… https://t.co/mirDoNMq1Z

3:11pm September 17th 2018 via TweetDeck in reply to MarigotC

@reesah Amen. I always pay attention to how people treat tech support and receptionist folks. It tells you all they… https://t.co/8hb2RX885n

3:08pm September 17th 2018 via TweetDeck in reply to reesah

RT @llergies: CONGRATULATIONS! You have found the lucky tweet, and may now stop scrolling Twitter. Enjoy! (RT to also Have a Glass of Water…

11:08am September 16th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

@reesah Now compelled to create an Apocalypse Resume with a skills list. - Large & Strong - Tall - Great situationa… https://t.co/Ea7BiW

2:32pm September 15th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to reesah

@reesah Yeah. I don't blame them at all. Grasp at anything you can.

2:29pm September 15th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to reesah

@reesah I had to look it up. It's....depressing. This truly is the snake oil of our time. You wouldn't buy a tinc… https://t.co/lMrTnf4eV1

1:19pm September 15th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to reesah

RT @austinkleon: “Once you see that ‘artisanal’ actually spells ‘art is anal’ you can't unsee it.” —@claytoncubitt https://t.co/dkgpM51TkZ

12:57pm September 15th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

@reesah Hay House? Did they learn nothing from the Three Little Pigs?

12:55pm September 15th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to reesah

RT @designmom: I’m a mother of six, and a Mormon. I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. I…

11:16am September 15th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @russianmachine: By popular demand, here’s RMNB’s new ‘Not Suck Back to Back’ shirt https://t.co/21fEkhJyPl

11:09am September 15th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @Bungie: 18 hours and 48 minutes. What an incredible Last Wish World First raid race by all fireteams. Congratulations again to @Clan_R

10:18am September 15th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

I saw a furniture store going out of business today. I went to investigate to see how pushy the salespeople were an… https://t.co/lGWmp9dLfa

8:01pm September 14th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

Clickbait Weather Hurricane Florence is about to destroy a Carolina. You'll never believe which one!

11:18pm September 13th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

@morrick Same reason my advertising degree sits unused. You don't need it! Save 100% by not buying anything! 0 Down! 0 Ever!

11:14pm September 13th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to morrick

RT @OrkneyLibrary: You can always tell when Sting has been in to return his books. https://t.co/KmEEWfWsLE

7:19am September 13th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

@morrick You'll soon be quoting: Shops have new inventory. This is where the cars live! Get you one!

11:31pm September 12th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to morrick

Maryland tonight: Torrential downpour. Crossed river to Virginia. Virginia tonight: Bright. Blue skies. Fluffy c… https://t.co/PiVAp0txvX

10:26pm September 12th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

@johnchidgey I keep flirting with the idea of setting it up. Curious how you'll like it once you get to spend some time with it.

10:24pm September 12th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to johnchidgey

RT @ChrisDotWeb: There seems to be interest in the faux hurricane pics ahead of #Florence - so here are more photos purportedly from hurric…

10:22pm September 12th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @ChrisDotWeb: Even more photos that will probably circulate after #Florence hits have been put together by @weatherchannel’s @Sean_Bresl

10:22pm September 12th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @ChrisDotWeb: Couple more photos that have been pointed out that we can add to the “don’t be duped” list before #Florence hits. 1 - Th…

10:22pm September 12th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

I'm not on Facebook anymore so I'll get to miss telling my parents these aren't real. https://t.co/kaIFiwuZij

10:22pm September 12th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @austinkleon: Taken in aggregate, the mummy stories portray a lonely and disconnected society, but they also warn us of the dangers of a…

7:37pm September 12th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

New Photo - Pouring rain before the hurricane. https://t.co/OrGCGakoJA https://t.co/yA1Acxp4Xk

6:24pm September 12th 2018 via IFTTT

@morrick The gist of Borderlands is "Acquire guns. Use them to kill other enemies for better guns. Repeat."

11:15pm September 11th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to morrick

@morrick Are you familiar with the term "Looter Shooter"? It's basically a game with a constant progression of loot… https://t.co/6T27vykZvt

11:13pm September 11th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to morrick

I'll talk to you tomorrow. Unless my Tinder date is a better murderer than the one last night. —Nurse, Kimmy Schmi… https://t.co/PRiIFTLpx7

11:11pm September 11th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @rob_sheridan: Mary Jane, looking at ancient samurai armor in a museum: “Sometimes I feel like the whole history of the world is boys pl…

7:48pm September 10th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @flyosity: There are more people at this Costco than people who live in North Carolina who aren’t at this Costco.

7:47pm September 10th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

I declare it to be Fall.

7:40pm September 9th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

New Photo - This poor man. Runover by a cannon. https://t.co/wOntJjGB7k https://t.co/0n3zIUXfJb

11:28pm September 8th 2018 via IFTTT