Has someone opened the Salvador Deli yet? #fb
11:17pm June 12th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
RT @gaberivera: In other hoax news, watch in real time http://t.co/0tB2pMJ as thousands of Twitter users fall for http://t.co/t7ChBqX /v ...
5:58pm June 12th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Saul Williams (190), Mumford & Sons (43) & Nine Inch Nails (33) #lastfm http://bit.ly/hl78FJ
4:17pm June 12th 2011 via Tweekly.fm
RT @flyosity: Logo swap! http://t.co/d2lo98R
2:07pm June 12th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
You knew this was coming. “@hackernewsbot: Has Sony been hacked this week?... http://hassonybeenhackedthisweek.com/”
9:30am June 12th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
RT @fraying: How to Turn a Fan into an Enemy in Under 140 Characters http://t.co/dE7tU47
9:27am June 12th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
Enchiladas for dinner. Yum. http://campl.us/bsmI
12:04am June 12th 2011 via Camera+
RT @jcroft: I wonder how frequently people think they can't use Lendle without a Kindle. (It works with Kindle on iOS, Android, BB, Ma ...
9:51pm June 11th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
Going "Into The Wild" with @ImAnnieBleh and @Netflix.
9:08pm June 11th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
"We have yet to identify the connection between dreaming and exploding." --Visioneers #fb
7:05pm June 11th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
RT @inkedmn: Yelling my name into your sofa cushions is probably a more effective way of contacting me than calling me on the phone.
9:24am June 11th 2011 via Twitter for iPad
RT @PaulyPeligroso: I ran my mouse cursor across Google's interactive Les Paul guitar logo and now I'm the lead guitarist for Train.
9:23am June 11th 2011 via Twitter for iPad
RT @MikeNGarrett: Lifehacker has officially gone from my target market directly to dumb shits. http://t.co/RQcqrbH Count me out.
9:16am June 11th 2011 via Twitter for iPad
@MikeNGarrett I stopped reading/RSSing months ago. It has really gone downhill.
9:16am June 11th 2011 via Twitter for iPad in reply to
Current Status: http://goo.gl/rQATr
4:52pm June 10th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
Today's Motto: If you can't say anything nice. Don't say anything at all. Thanks Mom! #fb
4:38pm June 10th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
RT @sillermoon: Hehe RT @reesah: Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella? A: Fo' drizzle.
4:08pm June 10th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
I really want to blast the music and bury my head in some work today. It has been an absolutely astounding morning. #fb
11:34am June 10th 2011 via TweetDeck
Executives over a pile of Google TVs. First call: IT, how do I use these? IT: Like we have ANY idea! You bought them! Read the screen.
11:17am June 10th 2011 via TweetDeck
RT @NickFlora: 'The Kardashians' have now been on the air twice as long as 'Arrested Development.' THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THIN ...
7:08pm June 9th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
The IT Guy is not your therapist. You are a grown woman. STOP. WHINING! You're not 16 and mommy took the keys away. Grow up!
3:59pm June 9th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
"Is Sophos a legit virus detector? I have never heard of it." -- Company Sales Person #Sophos #IT #Sales #quotes
2:21pm June 9th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
Summer Movie Season is here! Grab Two Movie Tickets f0r $9: http://t.co/aASepjT #fb
1:24pm June 9th 2011 via Twitter for Websites
Protip: When our corporate antivirus pops up and tells you it's protected you, don't complain that it "keeps popping up and is annoying."#fb
11:53am June 9th 2011 via TweetDeck
@sillermoon I need Adobe installed. Can you do that?
11:15am June 9th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to
RT @fromedome: AMAZING via @felixsalmon Casey Neistat gets a ticket for not riding in a bike lane. Result=pure genius: http://bit.ly/jopduS
11:15am June 9th 2011 via TweetDeck
Always reassuring. http://campl.us/bnhh
10:47am June 9th 2011 via Camera+
@whateverishly Seriously. I feel bitter because mp3.com kicked my band off when they got bought. Now they're asking us back. Dick move.
7:57am June 9th 2011 via TweetDeck
Scream real loud when you hear today's secret word, "Bloom" at @playlookit's playhouse http://plylk.it/lGTUzl
7:55am June 9th 2011 via Lookit
So mp3.com is doing a deal with Last.fm to... PROVIDE MP3 downloads! I'm a little bitter since they kicked us all OFF mp3.com years ago!
7:35am June 9th 2011 via TweetDeck
There is ONE open internal escalator at Foggy Bottom. Not one working, one not blocked off! @unsuckdcmetro #wmata
6:53am June 9th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
Ok 30 bus, I got up at 5:20am to be sure not to miss you. You are now 20 minutes late. Where are you? Be here soon, Hugs and kisses, Carl
5:58am June 9th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
RT @amahnke: Please. I'm begging you. Don't print a brochure about your sustainability efforts.
9:39am June 8th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
RT @phillygirl: “That special is only for online orders,”he informed me. So I sat,got out my phone,& now my online order is coming FROM ...
10:50pm June 7th 2011 via TweetDeck
Still trying to purchase @SaulWilliams Volcanic Sunlight album in the US. Still can't. About ready to go "procure" it through other means.
10:20pm June 7th 2011 via TweetDeck
Dear @netflix, Today is 6/7/11. http://share.peroty.com/vJCK xoxo, Carl
8:39pm June 7th 2011 via TweetDeck
Can someone explain to me the current trend in basing television shows on causing misery within couples or between friends? #fb
8:24pm June 7th 2011 via TweetDeck
The only thing I learned on TLC is how to breed discontent within your family. #HouseVsSpouse
8:02pm June 7th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
RT @saxony95: Activision can keep MW3. Serious Sam 3 is gonna be the best shooting game. Who needs cover?
5:58pm June 7th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
Your resume is boring. Vizualize.Me is launching soon and looks to actually make LinkedIn useful and pretty! #launch http://t.co/BjAhjAm via
3:53pm June 7th 2011 via Twitter for Websites
RT @JonathanMaberry: Woke up with this idea for a story: Cannibals vs Zombies. (I may need to change my meds...or start taking some).
1:29pm June 7th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
Scream real loud when you hear today's secret word, "Double" at @playlookit's playhouse http://plylk.it/kgbW4i
1:25pm June 7th 2011 via Lookit
Facebook messed with your privacy. This is like saying Apple ripped someone off, Microsoft is inept post-Gates and Sony has poor security.
1:01pm June 7th 2011 via TweetDeck
RT @BBCClick: Sophos says #Facebook has changed it's user settings w/o telling us again. Face recognition for photo tagging auto-enabled ...
12:19pm June 7th 2011 via TweetDeck
@sillermoon ...Or you're secretly a World Class Assassin-In-Training ("accidents" yes)
11:34am June 7th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to
Today's Winner: "How do I tell if a Mac is turned on?"
10:04am June 7th 2011 via TweetDeck
"Be fully assed! Don't do anything half-assed." - Pace Smith, Work Awesome Podcast #fb
8:50am June 7th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
@reesah Honda Civic. Not reliable. ;)
8:08am June 7th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to
Remember kids, if you're running for office, want to run, or have an ounce of common sense in your head, do not send naked pictures. #fb
10:58pm June 6th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
@flyosity linked in Tweetbot.
10:50pm June 6th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to