RT @panache: Samuel L Jackson will read "Go The F*ck To Sleep" on Letterman tonight. Oh, yes. http://bit.ly/lFsxVS

5:53pm June 16th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

There is a planet of them at the other side of that portal. “@technibble: What Repairing Laptops is Like: http://t.co/s3fLk9E”

5:30pm June 16th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

4:54pm June 16th 2011 via TweetDeck

@reesah **patpat** You will not regret this. Unless you already have. ;)

12:32pm June 16th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

@JimmieEisenhaue yes. But the game is not worth the disc it was burned on.

7:00am June 16th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

RT @stevenf: Duke Nukem Forever may unseat Jericho as the worst video game I've ever played. Even 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand was at leas ...

6:52am June 16th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @flyosity: Just a quick note: the creators of GIF pronounced it JIFF so, yeah, if you don't, you're wrong. http://t.co/TH4ZeBf #veloc ...

8:35pm June 15th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

Things I never knew existed until today: Top-split hot dog buns. #NewToMe http://campl.us/bzfK

8:05pm June 15th 2011 via Camera+

Scream real loud when you hear today's secret word, "End" at @playlookit's playhouse http://plylk.it/lpFPbR

7:30pm June 15th 2011 via Lookit

I want a talk show where I give common sense advise to people. Who will pay me to do it? #DrPhil #TalkShow

7:18pm June 15th 2011 via Twitter for iPad

Dr Phil is talking to people who are having terrible marriage problems 8months in. COMMUNICATE. IDIOTS! This is why I can't watch TV.

7:13pm June 15th 2011 via Twitter for iPad

I am not here to belittle or judge your level of tech savvy. I am here to fix computers. #fb

6:03pm June 15th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

Why hello there TV truck. #fb http://campl.us/byO0

4:12pm June 15th 2011 via Camera+

@AlexMorse I was going to jump in but I couldn't find your room. It looks neat.

2:40pm June 15th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

@AlexMorse Missed you. Thought you had lost the battle of Art Vs. Industry and Industry had won. ;-)

2:02pm June 15th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

RT @devolverdigital: We're blackballing any sites that don't love banana pancakes from reviewing Serious Sam 3: BFE. You've all been war ...

1:54pm June 15th 2011 via TweetDeck

My time is apparently worthless.

12:59pm June 15th 2011 via TweetDeck

I'm looking for a leatherman tool with — and + screwdrivers. Something keychain sized would be ideal. Recommendations? #fb

10:58am June 15th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

@MikeNGarrett They threatened removal of the NYSE's most beloved songs.

10:52am June 15th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

The Company Men (http://j.mp/mJxgTc) was very good! It keep life in perspective and how fortunate I am to have a job. #fb

9:08pm June 14th 2011 via TweetDeck

You too @PepcoConect! RT @morganporter: Hey @DomVAPower why aren't you guys using Opower? http://t.co/CtHqYiM

9:03pm June 14th 2011 via TweetDeck

New Bank Time! “@aral: o.O Hackers steal 200,000 accounts from @Citibank with a simple URL digit swap. http://t.co/W8ADXc9 /via @strobist

6:38pm June 14th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

Scream real loud when you hear today's secret word, "Cheese" at @playlookit's playhouse http://plylk.it/kSWa6F

6:10pm June 14th 2011 via Lookit

Escalator full of people just stopped while going up at Metro Center. Small children sent tumbling. Wheeemata! @unsuckdcmetro #wmata

4:07pm June 14th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @Mediabistro: Samuel L. Jackson narrates Go the F*** to Sleep audiobook; free download for limited time: http://mbist.ro/mleWMV (via ...

2:12pm June 14th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @reesah: My friend assures me that "For pete's sake, please buy my book!" is a sound marketing strategy. So, here goes- http://t.co/ ...

1:18pm June 14th 2011 via TweetDeck

I feel the flu coming in November. RT @cooptimus: Saints Row: The Third Proves a Lot Can Happen in 8 Minutes - http://bit.ly/j5Ej1z

11:37am June 14th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @carlzimmer: Netflix needs a new category: Did Not Go Straight To DVD

11:19am June 14th 2011 via TweetDeck

@sillermoon Let me know if you make headway.

10:59am June 14th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

LOL RT @dorkitude: Starting a print magazine recycling startup called "The Chiropractor" — go there if you have back issues.

8:35am June 14th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @thewatergate: Spotted @theatlantic: Rosita stopping at everyones cube with a handwritten sign about food in the fridge making them r ...

6:33am June 14th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @frates: Guess that's what happens when it cots more than a buck. MT @Drudge_Report Lady Gaga CD Sales Drop 85% in 2nd Week: http://d ...

6:18am June 14th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

My position on abortion remains: I'm a male so what am I even doing talking about it? Women should do what is right given the situation.

6:10am June 14th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

How can you say something is bad and should never ever be done when it saved your wife's life? #Santorum #Abortion

6:08am June 14th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @sillermoon: Hotfixes for human beings: http://tinyurl.com/3bgah4y (if only)

5:29am June 14th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

If I could get through a day without Rework I would be a much happier person. http://j.mp/7mIQnE #fb

9:51pm June 13th 2011 via TweetDeck

Sounds hacky but doable. RT @macgasm: Here's how you'll reinstall Lion without a disc http://mcgsm.co/kz7Kao @myen

7:03pm June 13th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @SaintsRow: RT @Wormetti: Just when I thought Levar Burton couldn't get any cooler, he reveals his love for Saints Row! http://youtu. ...

6:45pm June 13th 2011 via TweetDeck

Scream real loud when you hear today's secret word, "Jump" at @playlookit's playhouse http://plylk.it/l4DjQp

4:10pm June 13th 2011 via Lookit

Working in a team is all about trust. #fb

3:13pm June 13th 2011 via TweetDeck

Replacement iPhone means setting up Google Calendars again. Here's how: http://share.peroty.com/vc6X

12:16pm June 13th 2011 via TweetDeck

@ismh Time Machine creates a unique name when it creates the backup file. When you wipe it, it can't find the backup and needs to start over

11:57am June 13th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

Dear adults, Every time u type u in an email I deduct 50 IQ points from u. Is "yo" really too much to type? #fb

9:52am June 13th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS