@Gnorb not free sadly. God help me if they were free. It's all I would eat. For weeks

7:00pm December 8th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Easy and accessible mozzerrella sticks are highly dangerous!

7:00pm December 8th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Rockin the phones for your favorite blue and green wells fargo subsidiary.

7:00pm December 8th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

RT: @jmlumpkin YES! Gmail FINALLY HAS A TODO LIST! Its under labs!

7:00pm December 8th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

My perspective and my context have gotten the slap in the face they needed.

7:00pm December 8th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Working the pc at work while my mentor takes the calls. First worthwhile day here. Still wish I got paid this year.

7:00pm December 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Feeling tons better. Feeling good and happy for the first time all day. Now it's 3am and I am trying to pass out before work in 4 hours. fun

7:00pm December 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Skins blow it. Feeling more depressed then when this game started. Been a crap weekend. Leading into a crap week. Maybe something will break

7:00pm December 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

OMG! JAson Campbell is a magician! And Ladell Betts leaves marks when he hits you. (not that they'll win)

7:00pm December 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Watching football exposes me to advertising and WOW does NBC have some STUUUUPID shows coming up! Thanks for reinforcing my bit torrenting!

7:00pm December 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

THREE STRAIGHT OFFENSIVE PENALTIES! Why am I watching this game again?

7:00pm December 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Hi, We're the Redskins. We can't figure out how to play the basics of football. Go Us! *sigh*

7:00pm December 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

It's a normal year. The Redskins are an absolute mess to watch try to play football.

7:00pm December 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

The arctic winter air clears the head.

7:00pm December 6th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Ellen Page: One trick pony?

7:00pm December 6th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Mopey and sullen. I need to get out.

7:00pm December 6th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Watching @aidensdame play Saints Row 2.

7:00pm December 5th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Time to hit Saints Row 2!

7:00pm December 4th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

My first pay check will come dec. 31 for 1 week's pay. I was better off on unemployment. :(

7:00pm December 4th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Introducing woot..com to unsuspecting people is fun! Too bad the marshmallow shooter is sold out.

7:00pm December 4th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I was just handed a card stating PRINT SMARTER. Wachovia is sending mixed messages. Card sponsored by Lexmark. A printer company. Suspicious

7:00pm December 4th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Heterosexual males should not have cell phone charms.

7:00pm December 4th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Training prerequisites: amp energy in grape, chewing gum, iPod touch, net-enabled mobile phone. Now I am prepared for 4 hours of training.

7:00pm December 4th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Really getting aggravated at LG Dare's missed click detection. When I click a button, receive feedback and nothing happens It's softwarefail

7:00pm December 4th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Help! I am trying to do something without any of the necessary components. Like eating sans food or bathing sans cleanser. SupportFail

7:00pm December 4th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Good morning sports fans! Today We're covering advanced caffeine management as it pertains to training on Friday.

7:00pm December 4th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Missing The Office :( Bit Torrenting The Office :) HULUing The Office :( Last week's episode. HULUFAIL

7:00pm December 4th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

RT @stublag: If it makes you feel any better, only 0.6% of Left 4 Dead players have beaten it on Expert. http://bit.ly/L4AH Actually it does

7:00pm December 4th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Left4Dead: I am NO expert. But neither is @aidensdame, @sharpeorama, or @nealupstairs. So I feel better. Slightly. Had a ton of fun dying.

7:00pm December 4th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

What is the point of detailing the time off system when contractors have no time off? Training Fail.

7:00pm December 3rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Sketching my new portfolio site in a notebook as I sit through "training"

7:00pm December 3rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

It's fun to scan for bluetooth devices nearby to see what they're named.

7:00pm December 3rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Instead of documenting the white button on the white page WHY NOT CHANGE THE BUTTON COLOR?!

7:00pm December 3rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Lunch table for 1 still accomodates myself and my iPod quite well.

7:00pm December 3rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Super excited about Left4Dead on Expert with Megan, Chris, and Neal tonight!

7:00pm December 3rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@mog You should be able to use your existing character in coop. The friend I played with used his.

7:00pm December 3rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

@mog Gang banging is good for the soul!

7:00pm December 3rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

@Mog @Saruthelemur we could do L4D split screen too if i come over with my Xbox and use Ryan's TV.

7:00pm December 3rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

@mog i think i am. Annie has a ton of work so i should be free!

7:00pm December 3rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

So when do we try Left 4 Dead on Expert? :)

7:00pm December 3rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I hear a Kingdom for Keflings calling me while I watch Top Chef and backup my MacBook.

7:00pm December 3rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Terrifying thought: My mother and stepfather have Blackberry Storms. Their last phones were obsolete last millennium.

7:00pm December 3rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Now, if I hadn't taken the W job out of fear for my unemployment would I have 1 interview and two resume requests today alone?

7:00pm December 2nd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@ryanarrowsmith Congrats on surviving the layoffs! And Good Luck on the future uncertainty!

7:00pm December 2nd 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Got another call offering an interview. NOT through a staffing agency! Super exciting! Potentially.

7:00pm December 2nd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Why do you use an acronym that you don't know the full name of? I want to know. Train me!

7:00pm December 2nd 2008 via Twitter Web Client