I hate it when people don't listen to me and try to get me to do things I didn't agree to.

8:00pm October 2nd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Stupid fire alarm! It should have kept going so I could have gotten a nice vacation for the rest of the afternoon!

8:00pm October 2nd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I learned to tie a tie this weekend. I feel smarter now.

8:00pm October 2nd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I feel like everyone has the day off work today except me. :/

8:00pm October 2nd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Why is it that technical recruiters always want to talk on the phone? We have email for a reason!

8:00pm October 2nd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

6 pages of twitter later confirm my findings. Biden has slaughtered Palin with a chainsaw. Winning the debate 40-Love in by Round 1 TKO.

8:00pm October 2nd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@jmlumpkin What sort of things are you trying to lock them out of?

8:00pm October 1st 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

@AlexMorse no no, it's not the menu. It's once I've picked up and said hello and asked them to hold on while I bring up their X. No patience

8:00pm October 1st 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Why, when people call me, if I make the slightest hesitation in answering they start going HELLO HELLO HELLO rapid fire like I hung up???

8:00pm October 1st 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@AlexMorse I think a massive shipment of cupcakes would do much to assuage the tensions in that entire region.

8:00pm October 1st 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

I HATE TIES! that is all.

8:00pm October 1st 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Rock Band Bechelorette party at my apartment.

8:00pm October 1st 2008 via Twitter Web Client