I am thankful for the following: The Mute Button.

8:00pm October 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I just don't want my employees thinking their jobs depend on performance. -- Michael Scott, the embodiment of government IT

8:00pm October 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I have spent most of my day watching Halo videos at Gamevee.com How is your Friday?

8:00pm October 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Dear Everyone on Gamevee.com recording and sharing Halo videos. Record the video until AFTER the thing you're trying to show us. Not before.

8:00pm October 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@AlexMorse Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A START!

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New Comic Idea: Comic dedicated to making fun of anime con kids (Disclaimer: I live with and am good friends with one)

8:00pm October 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@AlexMorse Time to sharpen the knives! HAVE ATCHA!

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@AlexMorse DRAW YOUR WEAPON! I've got nothing to lose! I fight the fight of desperate destitution!

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Good Morning Friday, LET US FIGHT WITH KNIVES!

8:00pm October 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Finished an AWESOME Halo 3 Rocket Race where we did a front flip then drove over 2 mongeese to win the round! I have screenshots and video.

8:00pm October 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@jmlumpkin Scrobblepod! Tiny app that lives in the bar and syncs with my iPod Touch.

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SAVE ME! I am trying to explain the VPN to a Parks & Rec worker who can't tell me anything about the PC he is on. Perhaps he's on a sink!!!!

8:00pm October 8th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I swear the people in the city have gotten SO MUCH STUPIDER THIS WEEK! Not listening to me. Defying my directions. Providing NO info. AARRGG

8:00pm October 8th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I love Google Street View!

8:00pm October 8th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

“TEACHER seeks pupil. Must have an earnest desire to save the world. Apply in person.” -- Ishmael, http://ping.fm/XStmU(novel)

8:00pm October 8th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@crockettdunn I love helping people and need a job! :)

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@sharpeorama I'd be interested in getting something going. I can't draw but I can write decently and am decently handy behind a camera.

8:00pm October 8th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I have too many platforms on which to speak, and not enough to say on any of them... much the Presidential Candidates.

8:00pm October 8th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Optimism fading. Depression setting in. Work seems pointless. I am as lame a duck as the President. Though I have more to show since 2000.

8:00pm October 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

bomb bomb bomb / bomb bomb iran / bomb bomb bomb / bomb bomb iran - I know this song!

8:00pm October 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Fun campaign game, "Look at the bars at the bottom as sexual excitement" --Megan my roommate.

8:00pm October 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

ok it's shutting down now it's slow ok no ok ok it's coming back up now it's slow very slow it's coming now it's hour glassing it's slow ok.

8:00pm October 6th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

TONIGHT! Debate 2: The Repartee in Tennessee.

8:00pm October 6th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I love slow days. Catching up on TV while manning the help desk as a lame duck tech. Just like the President! :D

8:00pm October 6th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@livefire yeah, I am thinking of just showing up there with 90 discs and turning someone's day less than stellar. LOL

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@AlexMorse I'm not looking to get tons for them (I debated just dropping them at a local thrift shop). I just want them gone! lol

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Advice on bulk CD selling? I've got about 90 I want to unload. I am going all digital no plastic.

8:00pm October 6th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@AlexMorse I stopped panicing months ago. I've moved to a more leisurely cynical distrust. ;-)

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6 car accident on the highway this morning. Glad none of them were me.

8:00pm October 6th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Anyone play with Plasq's Comic Life app?

8:00pm October 6th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@jensized Damn 12th man, the field stopping him!!!

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I wish the LG Dare had an Twitter app.

8:00pm October 5th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Would it be wrong to refer to my place of employment as "The Enemy" for the next two weeks?

8:00pm October 5th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@stublag the web is a phase. It will never last. ;)n

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@jmlumpkin YES YES YES YES PLEASE YES! :) lol

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I had forgotten how soothing The Fragile's Left disc is.

8:00pm October 5th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@duriechee Now, I work in IT Support (Help Desk / Desktop Support) though I am fairly well-versed in xhtml/CSS and a long history of print.

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Remember kids, work hard. Give it your all. Get kicked to the curb anyway.

8:00pm October 5th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@livefire I wish I were kidding. But I am not laughing. I knew I should have put my head back under the pillow this morning. New doors open.

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Good Morning, Due to budget cuts you're being laid off in two weeks. Love, Richmond City - Easy to Love

8:00pm October 5th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Borrowed roomie's car to get to work while mine is a smoking pile of frustration and pain.

8:00pm October 5th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Car threw a belt this morning. Lots of white smoke and burning smell. At the shop now. I hate cars. :(

8:00pm October 5th 2008 via Cloudhopper

Home after a great weekend of ArtFest, New York Deli, Redskins Win, snuggly Sunday naps and happiness all around.

8:00pm October 5th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Just saw a guy drop his motorcycle on the ground outside a station.

8:00pm October 5th 2008 via Twitter Web Client