{"id":6200,"date":"2021-07-16T11:30:49","date_gmt":"2021-07-16T15:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peroty.com\/blog\/?p=6200"},"modified":"2021-07-15T21:42:08","modified_gmt":"2021-07-16T01:42:08","slug":"doom-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peroty.com\/blog\/wrote-about\/doom-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"Doom Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"629\" height=\"839\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/pxl_20210712_2136376868631139291770446154.-scaled.jpg?resize=629%2C839&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/pxl_20210712_2136376868631139291770446154.-scaled.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/pxl_20210712_2136376868631139291770446154.-scaled.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/pxl_20210712_2136376868631139291770446154.-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/pxl_20210712_2136376868631139291770446154.-scaled.jpg?resize=1152%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/pxl_20210712_2136376868631139291770446154.-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/pxl_20210712_2136376868631139291770446154.-scaled.jpg?w=1258&amp;ssl=1 1258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 629px) 100vw, 629px\" \/><figcaption>Wasp nest in a tree. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Phone cameras are still magic. Portrait mode plus color pop. <em>Chef&#8217;s kiss<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I took this photo of my neighbor&#8217;s tree with a terrifying collection of death bees. (They&#8217;re white and black and according to my wife&#8217;s research can <strong>remember faces<\/strong>.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If I am never seen again, you&#8217;ll know why. I keep waiting for one if the servers thunderstorm warnings to turn into&#8230; a storm. I want it to huff and puff and blow this monster away. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But until then, I&#8217;ll walk across the street from them when I go on my nightly walks. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phone cameras are still magic. Portrait mode plus color pop. Chef&#8217;s kiss. I took this photo of my neighbor&#8217;s tree with a terrifying collection of death bees. (They&#8217;re white and black and according to my wife&#8217;s research can remember faces.) If I am never seen again, you&#8217;ll know why. I keep waiting for one if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,1304],"tags":[395,1141,1436,1196,319],"class_list":["post-6200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wrote-about","category-snapshots","tag-bees","tag-bug","tag-hornet-nest","tag-nature","tag-walk"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6200"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6201,"href":"https:\/\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6200\/revisions\/6201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peroty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}