{"id":140,"date":"2011-06-18T23:02:53","date_gmt":"2011-06-19T03:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peroty.com\/blog\/?p=140"},"modified":"2013-12-26T16:41:26","modified_gmt":"2013-12-26T21:41:26","slug":"calling-for-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peroty.com\/blog\/thought-about\/calling-for-help\/","title":{"rendered":"Calling For Help"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am blown away continually how little respect people have for my time. Most of my days are very busy filled with complex and simple issues alike.<br \/>\nI do not have hours of time where I am sitting around waiting for people to decide their day has a small hole for me to help them.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s the primary thing that bothers me.<\/p>\n<p>You, the user, has called the help desk or contacted me directly for help.<\/p>\n<p>I want to help you.<br \/>\nI am here to help you.<br \/>\nI try to help you.<br \/>\nYou tell me No.<br \/>\nOr later.<br \/>\nOr my personal favorite, &#8220;I&#8217;ll let you know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This is code for &#8220;I will never contact you again and will wait until this issue becomes unavoidable to contact you again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Your poor planning becomes my emergency.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It does not bother me personally you are having computer trouble. ((When I go home, I will not lose sleep over it.)) I could not care less of you cannot print, save, access or use a resource.<br \/>\nIt is my job to help you but I am not invested in your job. When your poor planning and poor organization turn simple things into critical issues, they are not my problem.<\/p>\n<p>I am not a magician.<br \/>\nI do not have a unicorn.<br \/>\nComputers are not run on pixie dust.<br \/>\nThey do not speak to me in an ancient tongue.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fixing problems takes time.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I know this may come as a shock but I am not a computer. I do not speak 1001100010011001 to it and have it reply.<br \/>\nI do not know what you&#8217;ve done to it. ((Purposefully or not.))<br \/>\nI do not know if what you&#8217;re telling me is true and correct. ((Again, purposefully or not.))<br \/>\nWhen I ask you a question about what you were doing when you had a problem <em>I am not assigning blame.<\/em><br \/>\nI am looking for answers.<\/p>\n<p>If you spilled water on your laptop, tell me.<br \/>\nIf your child knocked it off a table, tell me.<br \/>\nIf you &#8220;cleaned up&#8221; the registry, tell me.<br \/>\nIf you &#8220;deleted some stuff in Windows&#8221;, tell me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I will not blame you. I will not admonish you. I will not lecture you.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I am in search of information.<br \/>\nThe more I know about a problem, the quicker I can diagnose and perform a repair.<\/p>\n<p>In the search for information and troubleshooting. If you did something to the machine, I will find out. It will save is both a lot of time and effort if you can provide as  much information as possible up front.<\/p>\n<p>I am not here to belittle or judge your level of tech savvy. 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