RT @Yair_Rosenberg: Fantastic find. The photo Pence tweeted today of him with his wife at a Colts game is from 2014. It was all a set-up fo…
3:48pm October 8th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
RT @robotech_master: If you use Google Chrome, go to chrome://flags/#autoplay-policy and set it to "Document user activation is required…
3:01pm October 7th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
RT @RodriguezDaGod: Dear God. It ACTUALLY fucking happened https://t.co/h5J6ibytAU
2:59pm October 7th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
RT @maggiekb1: Holy shit. Scammers posing as Atlantic editors target freelance journalists: https://t.co/mniUJDgGyH
2:58pm October 7th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
@sidoneill I remember. WHAT'S DOWN THERE?
1:25pm October 6th 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to sidoneill
RT @austinkleon: WALL-E (2008) // IDIOCRACY (2006) would make a pretty great double feature https://t.co/4bzt6UuoaT
8:08pm October 5th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
This is incredible! https://t.co/OJUrof1kTT
7:43pm October 5th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
I feel about car problem the way many people feel about computer problems. The magic pixies in the vroom vroom box stopped working.
2:59pm October 5th 2017 via TweetDeck
Hot singles are in ur base. Chatting up ur dudes! https://t.co/7zpLRDFkaA
8:41pm October 4th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
Bisexual women are in ur base. Sleeping with ur dudes. Or not! https://t.co/KwpefvJvVy
8:40pm October 4th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
We lost the war on Christmas. Christmas won. It's October 4th and I can't find Halloween because of Christmas.
6:25pm October 4th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
@talldarknweirdo Der Uber User
5:10pm October 4th 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to talldarknweirdo
@talldarknweirdo Password is not password. Well done. ;)
5:09pm October 4th 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to talldarknweirdo
You get guns if we all get healthcare.
12:07am October 4th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
@talldarknweirdo @ImAnnieBleh She hasn't followed through yet. But it's still early. *crossing my fingers*
10:45am October 3rd 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to talldarknweirdo
I thought I had a good marriage. Apparently @ImAnnieBleh is going to ruin my life with a video! https://t.co/YmsCF4u0K6
10:39am October 3rd 2017 via TweetDeck
RT @TheOnion: Americans Hopeful This Will Be Last Mass Shooting Before They Stop On Their Own For No Reason https://t.co/JNxt2ARHaX https:/…
7:40am October 3rd 2017 via Talon (Plus)
@ChewingPencils it is! I'm happy to pay someone to watch every Caps game. I just wasn't clear who I could pay. I wa… https://t.co/WMuc7gs5bR
1:10pm October 2nd 2017 via Talon (Plus) in reply to ChewingPencils
@ChewingPencils Yes. I want Caps for the season. Then the playoffs (whether they make it or not).
12:41pm October 2nd 2017 via Talon (Plus) in reply to ChewingPencils
Relevant to my current interests: https://t.co/VcJwbxFvfJ Seems like Sling TV is the way to go.
12:23pm October 2nd 2017 via TweetDeck
I keep directing thoughts and prayers at the White House and it is equally effective. https://t.co/dcQucnE8zx
11:43am October 2nd 2017 via TweetDeck
RT @Pinboard: I admire the Onion’s commitment to re-running this piece, swapping out the photo and dateline as necessary: https://t.co/X30b…
11:36am October 2nd 2017 via TweetDeck
Pizza Hut is having some trouble with their A's tonight. https://t.co/pb0tUG3iOt
8:02pm October 1st 2017 via Talon (Plus)
Let's see how sturdy these pavers are in the concrete. (Not very.) https://t.co/TurH6MMj6x
7:10pm September 30th 2017 via Instagram
@conorjmcclure You'll get there buddy.
10:18pm September 29th 2017 via Talon (Plus) in reply to conorjmcclure
Tom Price. https://t.co/BXJpmXg0P7
5:14pm September 29th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
RT @fuggirls: It seems we have the new 280-character Tweet ability. Here's how I'm gonna use it: How to Help Puerto Rico: https://t.co/Yo5…
9:57am September 29th 2017 via TweetDeck
@reesah Starbucks: Your Life Is A White, Meaningless Void. Fill It With Coffee. And Your Dreams. Starbucks.
9:24am September 29th 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to reesah
RT @siracusa: Even Cayde-6 doesn’t play a Hunter. #Warlocks4Ever #destiny2 https://t.co/mxR0h4pCVb
10:06am September 28th 2017 via TweetDeck
This is what desperation looks like. (All from today's mail) https://t.co/kv1VmKOPre
6:56pm September 27th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
Want to come work with me? https://t.co/0Zbie4tphp Supporting WebEx / VTC / Teleconferencing for government agency.
5:27pm September 27th 2017 via TweetDeck
RT @SweatingCommas: Please, please be careful with your extra characters. They really weigh on you. I know from firsthand experience. #stil…
4:52pm September 27th 2017 via TweetDeck
RT @frank_chimero: Casual reminder that @npr has a very courteous text-only version of its site. https://t.co/76xcGhTMJ7
6:54pm September 26th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
When Chrome has an unresponsive tab and pops up the Kill / Wait options, I pretend I'm a Roman Citizen and turning my thumb on a gladiator.
12:01pm September 26th 2017 via TweetDeck
An adorable puppy can put your computer in jeopardy. https://t.co/0l7Y0npFei
11:17am September 26th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
RT @waxpancake: What mediocre movies have the same approval rating as our garbage president? Find out on Rotten Trumpatoes. https://t.co/n2…
11:11pm September 25th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
RT @ChewingPencils: Best subtitle ever. https://t.co/EcAk42aYqW
8:07pm September 24th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
RT @Gothalion: You know what to do https://t.co/2zHULsQsB7
8:05pm September 24th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
@chartier Dancing is primary communication in Destiny.
9:35am September 23rd 2017 via Talon (Plus) in reply to chartier
RT @Kantrowitz: Facebook's inability to see how malicious people would use its products has been at the heart of its worst crises: https://…
5:42pm September 21st 2017 via Talon (Plus)
RT @Pinboard: Why must everything beep?
12:57am September 21st 2017 via Talon (Plus)
RT @talldarknweirdo: <3 @sparkfun https://t.co/3Srii773r2
5:02pm September 20th 2017 via TweetDeck
@talldarknweirdo I believe a dip is required to elevate them to meal status.
5:56pm September 18th 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to talldarknweirdo
#Destiny is a marathon. Not a sprint.
5:55pm September 18th 2017 via TweetDeck
Love this. I have a pile of Notepad windows open in Windows all the time. This will be great for the Mac in my life. https://t.co/LIdfQIEUXO
5:51pm September 18th 2017 via TweetDeck
.@PenFed open until 11pm Customer Service line rings busy. Busy. Busy. beep beep beep beep...
5:47pm September 18th 2017 via TweetDeck
Google is driving through Rockville today. https://t.co/4mhzVmJyjC
10:07am September 18th 2017 via Talon (Plus)
@AlexMorse @brianstucki @USPS But they'll use your local grocery store coupons before you can!
10:16am September 15th 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to AlexMorse
@AlexMorse @brianstucki @USPS Ahead of their time. Now all of our personal data is already leaked to the world. No more worries! ;-)
10:14am September 15th 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to AlexMorse
RT @brianstucki: Informed Delivery is a free service from @USPS that sends you an exterior scan of incoming mail. Pretty useful. https://t.…
10:07am September 15th 2017 via TweetDeck
