RT @igorvolsky: Melissa Falkowski is a high school teacher who hid 19 kids in a closet during the #FloridaSchoolShooting. This really says…

11:16pm February 14th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @chaddiedabaddie: 17 people are dead. 17 of my classmates. This is how you fucking respond? How much of a heartless dick do you have to…

11:15pm February 14th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

Still waiting for the good guy with a gun to stop all these bad guys with guns. They're really slacking.

5:58pm February 14th 2018 via TweetDeck

We call this "Crimson Days Keepaway". Don't pickup the heavy. Just make sure your opponent can't either. #Destiny2 https://t.co/cxYcJJpIXI

5:48pm February 14th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

I never gave Facebook my phone number despite their constant begging. I knew they'd abuse it. https://t.co/QzahYn3lOg

4:39pm February 14th 2018 via TweetDeck

I ordered Idol Worship and Headache (which also happens to be my computer's wallpaper). It freaks out my team membe… https://t.co/jjznef61Xi

12:50pm February 14th 2018 via TweetDeck

@morrick That's too bad. It was so clean for Facebook too. I really miss it.

9:53pm February 13th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to morrick

@morrick Brizzly used to do this. I think it was crowdsourced but it was very useful!

9:48pm February 13th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to morrick

My buddy @Panoramix18 and I turned #Destiny2's Crimson Days event into a game of DON'T TOUCH THST HEAVY AMMO! With… https://t.co/iRD6D9tLnD

8:46pm February 13th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

Ladies. Aim for the nuts. One good swift knee or kick should do it. For you Utah students. That's located below t… https://t.co/F0zKGE3TtL

7:38pm February 13th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

Cite your source! Always. Forever. Otherwise you're making things up. https://t.co/LMvv0Pkalx

7:35pm February 13th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

@sidoneill How could you NOT jump at that opportunity?! :)

10:26am February 13th 2018 via TweetDeck in reply to sidoneill

@morrick indeed! I have an aging Intel Mac Mini on my desk that could use an upgrade, but the prices on just ridiculous.

10:05am February 13th 2018 via TweetDeck in reply to morrick

OLYMPICS! that is all.

12:21pm February 12th 2018 via TweetDeck

Poor Korean team is being outskated up and down the ice by Sweden. Down 4-0 after 1st period.

7:55am February 12th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

The least believable scene in 50 Shades Freed is Christian Grey using a turn signal.

7:38pm February 11th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

What do I want to do for my birthday?

7:34pm February 11th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @NASA: Lost. Out of touch. Radio silent…Our spacecraft had not responded to commands since 2005. And then…one day an amateur skywatcher…

7:14pm February 11th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.” ― Dorothy L. Sayers

1:10pm February 11th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @JamesFallows: I try to do this only every month or so. But, as reality check: DACA only *began* in June 2012, after GOP filibuster in…

11:39pm February 10th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

I've never worked harder or happier as when I got to work from home. https://t.co/keEWOkUEM5

9:17pm February 10th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

@nahumck I forget it exists until the Olympics roll around.

9:06pm February 10th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to nahumck

Trump. Still blaming Obama a year later. Surrounding himself with pedophiles, wife beaters and other people your m… https://t.co/hHgkye3D7v

8:12pm February 10th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

Check what you share Share from the better source Provide a context blurb to share your own source verification wit… https://t.co/w0tWIYiBUK

8:02pm February 10th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @isaiah: 1. something horrible is discovered in the white house 2. coverup 3. coverup fails 4. someone gets fired 5. instead of apologiz…

3:29pm February 10th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

@reesah @marigot Have you not surrounded her with a protective ring of flamingos yet?

1:44pm February 10th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to reesah

RT @brianbeutler: So, what he’s saying–hear me out–is that not standing up during a ceremonial event is one way to protest something unrela…

12:21am February 10th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @peachyblackgorl: as the winter Olympics begin....never forget about Surya Bonaly, a French figure skater who did a backflip and landed…

9:35pm February 9th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @krassenstein: This is Utah Republican Rep. Jon Stanard He voted for tougher penalties for prostitution. He has just resigned amid all…

9:21pm February 9th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

Who will be the third wife beater to leave the White House?

9:18pm February 9th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @rob_sheridan: One consistent takeaway from this ongoing nightmare is that Republicans are INSANELY bad at governing and should never al…

11:31pm February 8th 2018 via Flamingo for Android