New Photo - The keys to a successful fancy restaurant are: Overcharge for everything (2 tacos: $15). Overcook meat… https://t.co/0F2EgvZMpt

10:59am July 21st 2018 via IFTTT

@AlexMorse Yup. Exported awhile back. Forgot all about it or I would have deleted it sooner.

5:50pm July 19th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to AlexMorse

@AlexMorse It really would be. Deleting my account. I haven't touched it since September.

5:48pm July 19th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to AlexMorse

If you use Venmo, please be aware that your entire history is publicly available as a feature of the service.… https://t.co/OLMzUo5G1n

9:45am July 19th 2018 via TweetDeck

New Post - What I want to be when I grow up https://t.co/dhxLEiASH6

8:01am July 19th 2018 via WordPress.com

Facebook is ok with Holocaust denial.

5:41pm July 18th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @reesah: Available for adoption soon in the St. Augustine/JAX area through Wags and Whiskers, or for delivery in the DC area at the begi…

9:37pm July 17th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @reesah: Holtby - Maine Coon tortie with polydactyl toe beans https://t.co/kZMvIOUZxP

9:37pm July 17th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @reesah: Diva Smith-Pelly - long-haired silver tabby https://t.co/cgQaCMwJTS

9:37pm July 17th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

RT @flyosity: It’s 3pm so that means Amazon Prime Day is here! For the next 12 hours, all crime is legal including murder, but only if you…

3:34pm July 16th 2018 via TweetDeck

Hello, Comrades.

1:58pm July 16th 2018 via TweetDeck

@reesah Good saga. Pleased there was an ending.

11:04pm July 15th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to reesah

@reesah There's a short bus for sale that's about $150 I think.

1:29pm July 15th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to reesah

@mygeekdaddy You and your wife are on different teams?

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New Post - Gmail app added ability to swipe for delete & archive instead of one of the other https://t.co/NvnR1fxNa3 https://t.co/Rm6AXl

8:01am July 13th 2018 via WordPress.com

Hit the Delete button on Facebook today. I disabled it back in... October of last year and never once did I have so… https://t.co/Bz6TXGiFX6

4:08pm July 11th 2018 via TweetDeck

@bradleychambers Not sure what you did to set off a cascade of home screens. But *places quarter on cabinet* I got… https://t.co/vdvfxzZRYO

5:07pm July 10th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

New Photo - No Facebook. I turned my account off last year. My wife turned hers off too. And my brother doesn’t use… https://t.co/aZcYJ4sNeg

1:03pm July 10th 2018 via IFTTT

The dramatic reading of @petridishes' Keep Scott Pruitt Moist by @scalzi is amazing. https://t.co/jGxnhNFoO6

11:29am July 10th 2018 via TweetDeck

Register to vote. CHECK that you're registered to vote. https://t.co/MX407rVnYh Check here.

10:29am July 10th 2018 via TweetDeck

THIS WAS A LIGHT FIXTURE THIS MORNING! NOW IT IS A FAN! and I am it's biggest fan. https://t.co/CPNki5htsd

7:54pm July 7th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

Home Improvement projects are why alcohol and ice cream exist.

6:51pm July 7th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

Raise money for St. Jude’s. Check out Ramez05 GuardianCon Charity Marathon Block 4TheKids https://t.co/98CqfVETje

12:45am July 7th 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS

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10:38pm July 6th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

Because if I had $80,000 to buy-in and $9,600 / year I would have owned a house long before now. That's the price… https://t.co/o60CFgz929

1:05pm July 5th 2018 via TweetDeck

New Photo - Get out of my forest!

12:27am July 5th 2018 via IFTTT

Is a huge bag of Black Forest Gummi worms an acceptable dinner? What if I eat them at a movie?

4:16pm July 3rd 2018 via TweetDeck