The @Capitals scored in the #McnuggetMinute in all three periods. That means 18 free nuggets tomorrow, right @McDonalds? #ALLCAPS
3:49pm May 7th 2022 via Flamingo for Android
Work Culture is expectations https://t.co/ez6XSl8pcy
11:45am May 6th 2022 via WordPress.com
This is superb. LOL https://t.co/WT2RizYwzc
10:14am May 5th 2022 via Twitter Web App
@ArfNot Thanks buddy. No, it's not too bad. We're both vaccinated and boosted. It's been two weeks of what feels li… https://t.co/qWDG3QoAdE
10:00am May 5th 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to 0
@Jordie_Havok I've been working from home since March of 2020. That's partially why we took a trip to Gatlinburg, T… https://t.co/LOPYwgYYU4
9:59am May 5th 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to 0
The number of noses I've seen in my first voyage out into the world in two weeks. https://t.co/YT0Bzj0cZq
7:35pm May 4th 2022 via Flamingo for Android
Resistence is Futile https://t.co/woOnZU6KbS
5:06pm May 4th 2022 via WordPress.com
Reproductive Rights is Healthcare. It's nice to see @Bungie, a company (which is made up of people, many of them wi… https://t.co/mBI3jSoXsE
3:00pm May 4th 2022 via TweetDeck
Trying to wrap my head around APIs, Webhooks and Error Handling (OH MY!)
11:36am May 4th 2022 via TweetDeck
It's going to be real interesting if the women of the US just.... stop.
11:24am May 3rd 2022 via TweetDeck
Vote. Them. All. Out. There's a damn fine single issue to vote for. https://t.co/4BgDMgfytT
10:42pm May 2nd 2022 via Flamingo for Android
RT @scalzi: Every civil right that doesn't advantage straight white Christian men is on the chopping block with this court. Every. Single.…
10:41pm May 2nd 2022 via Flamingo for Android
Send that draft right back to the editor for rewrites. https://t.co/OMxPPnvjgo
10:40pm May 2nd 2022 via Flamingo for Android
My wife's slippers fit inside my slippers. https://t.co/PIzCd2WZeO
9:40pm May 1st 2022 via Flamingo for Android
@Jordie_Havok Wow cool. I've never seen one before.
2:16pm May 1st 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
Playing a game of “What bird are you?” https://t.co/tFbMqkhOyr
4:52pm April 30th 2022 via WordPress.com
@Critbuff Destiny 2 PVP is all roulette. Whoever gets the single best player (or two) in the group of 12 wins. I us… https://t.co/bSxGsD38Lj
4:33pm April 30th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
RT @scalzi: Otherwise The Batman is what happens when you take Batman and the film Seven and smoosh them together, screaming NOW KISS as yo…
12:16pm April 30th 2022 via Flamingo for Android
The phone number wasn't one I have ever used. In my life. Maybe when I created the account something got mangled?… https://t.co/m0qecBMCG0
5:53pm April 27th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
Eventually I logged in with my freshly reset password and was shown "Having trouble logging in? Click here to get a… https://t.co/jz4pJgEhXs
5:52pm April 27th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
Doordash: You do not have an account. Me: Then why can I not create an account because I already have one. And get… https://t.co/HnmlvqS6vs
5:42pm April 27th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
I'm having a surreal conversation with Doordash. They insist I have no account. Yet, I can't sign up because the… https://t.co/MnvU3XNhEy
5:20pm April 27th 2022 via Flamingo for Android
@talldarknweirdo The algorithm got kicked sometime this week. TikTok normally feels I'm a lesbian who likes books a… https://t.co/6itJMA6q1x
10:13pm April 26th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
I violated the "closed door is a happy door" rule. So I've been sick for a week.
10:11pm April 26th 2022 via Flamingo for Android
TikTok has determined my wife and I are nearly the same person. More than once we have been served the exact same… https://t.co/WZ7g59R52m
9:05pm April 26th 2022 via Flamingo for Android
@MitchySlaps A lot of people put their faith in a different billionaire instead of the current ones that run the si… https://t.co/DzfUT65nTp
4:13pm April 26th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
@talldarknweirdo What a large
7:20am April 26th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
The Expanding Job, by @annehelen https://t.co/Ld6f5Hx7PH People like the work they do. But they deeply resent the… https://t.co/5ssf9C0SQn
5:19pm April 25th 2022 via Twitter Web App
@patrickrhone I believe the parental controls/antivirus stuff may. That's my blind spot for sure. I don't use eith… https://t.co/BCsntCJuvi
9:07pm April 24th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
@patrickrhone I really like TP-Link. They have routers for every want or need. I have an Archer AX50 that's been ro… https://t.co/1FUVXrldhk
4:57pm April 24th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
Picture it. Tennessee 2022. Pancake restaurant. My wife overhears two girls at a nearby table talking about their… https://t.co/Syjny3lihx
9:17pm April 23rd 2022 via Flamingo for Android
@sanspoint Nothing like escaping in the biggest car in the county under the cover of broad daylight.
2:32pm April 23rd 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
These are wild. Love them. https://t.co/qWJnkGEjNj
8:27pm April 21st 2022 via Flamingo for Android
@A_dmg04 @SuperSeiU We volunteer as tribute --> @2Titans_Hunter :)
3:00pm April 21st 2022 via Twitter Web App in reply to 0
@joesteel
12:52pm April 20th 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to 0
12:07am April 20th 2022 via Flamingo for Android
@SSaluga It reported as DSL but I think it was satellite based on the television being satellite too. A small cabi… https://t.co/P11V6sZRCy
9:33am April 19th 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to 0
RT @BlackFreelance1: This is why most raises aren't raises. They're just softening the blow of previous pay cuts. Like I'm sorry, but if…
11:01pm April 18th 2022 via Flamingo for Android
Dear Virginia, When did it snow??? I drove through you Friday and it was spring. I drove back through today and t… https://t.co/Vzxl8PRW9Y
9:45pm April 18th 2022 via Flamingo for Android
The internet is a very different place in the country. https://t.co/eZlb61hwsD
1:22am April 17th 2022 via Flamingo for Android
@talldarknweirdo I may have just purchased the same thing. ❤️
6:35pm April 16th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
@talldarknweirdo Unbaffled.
6:33pm April 16th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
@AnonPig Where can I buy this?!
2:54pm April 14th 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to 0
Did you know the National Arboretum in DC has a Bald Eagle nest with cameras? https://t.co/evncMZytu3 Both "Mr. P… https://t.co/0kxmVKW8E3
2:53pm April 14th 2022 via TweetDeck
Moonpie General Store and Book Warehouse https://t.co/6ztUFVjEj6 This is a real place and is now at the top of my list for this weekend.
12:36am April 14th 2022 via Flamingo for Android
French Splatter School Action Group! (French Dispatch is superb.)
9:04pm April 13th 2022 via Flamingo for Android
RT @joshgondelman: Somehow fifteen seconds of watching an ad on YouTube feels like seven minutes of sitting at a red light.
6:58pm April 12th 2022 via Flamingo for Android
@joesteel From the city that couldn't figure out a non-racist football name and decided on Commanders. Mission Accomplished.
8:38pm April 11th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
What is this camera angle, ABC? #CapsPens https://t.co/VH8crWeKQ2
3:49pm April 9th 2022 via Flamingo for Android
@andeh13 @2Titans_Hunter Nnnnoooooooooooooooo
10:58pm April 8th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
