New Quarantine Skill. Determining which Home Depot is least busy and thus has the shortest line for entry when you… https://t.co/eehZAQ57yW

8:32pm April 4th 2020 via Flamingo for Android

The best thing to happen to Zoom is to have every pair of eyeballs focused on them. (Not the case if you're workin… https://t.co/bCgtVBcVa4

3:03pm April 2nd 2020 via TweetDeck

Rockville MD #Jobs My company is actively hiring! Looking for people to run teleconferences and Webex/Zoom session… https://t.co/LLbE0vdzFq

9:16am April 2nd 2020 via TweetDeck

Anyone within the sound of this tweet have any experience running large webinars? 5,000 - 10,000 participants? I'm… https://t.co/Qnx3mgJPli

4:32pm April 1st 2020 via TweetDeck

@talldarknweirdo Good Morning Do you know which drawer your laptop slept in?

10:07am April 1st 2020 via TweetDeck

Here's a full clip of the order. (And if you haven't watched The Good Place now's a good time to start.) https://t.co/dSAhef2eqU

1:22pm March 30th 2020 via TweetDeck

Fellow Marylanders, Since you all can't stay home, here's your order. https://t.co/JUGUk2xSWn * checks list * se… https://t.co/ft0owANCzD

1:21pm March 30th 2020 via TweetDeck

Looking for a calm Australian man to send you off to sleep? Look no further. https://t.co/ErxqQTqakh

3:24pm March 29th 2020 via Flamingo for Android

RT @fraying: This man is a goddamn American Hero. https://t.co/DDsiSFIEH5

9:13pm March 28th 2020 via Flamingo for Android

Don't be @BirdRide. Treat people humanely. The virus is stressful enough. This imay be the worst day in a string o… https://t.co/r6Tzmj1JT7

1:32pm March 28th 2020 via TweetDeck

Don't put yourself or others at risk. I haven't left the house in two weeks except for a daily walk around my neigh… https://t.co/aq7MfQpKQF

11:59am March 27th 2020 via Twitter Web App

Hello new NIN Ghosts albums https://t.co/hRjXG6qvL0

7:37pm March 26th 2020 via TweetDeck

@impossibly This is my entire life. Also, headslaps to the first person to scream "Apple" or "Airpods".

7:57pm March 25th 2020 via TweetDeck in reply to 0

@talldarknweirdo I'd wager those could be one and the same. Looping cat backgrounds for all!

7:57pm March 25th 2020 via TweetDeck in reply to 0

@reesah Oh it's terrible. We just got back from our daily walk and I had to peek at it.

7:20pm March 24th 2020 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0

Hockey is back. Caps vs Blues on NBC Sports Washington. https://t.co/hs8agsAgKE

7:15pm March 24th 2020 via Flamingo for Android

RT @cjchilvers: Tip: start a Twitter list of “helpers” for those who post things that support your mental health. Then, only read that for…

9:37am March 24th 2020 via TweetDeck

“This is what stutterers learn to do: reclaim control of their airflow; think in full phrases, not individual words… https://t.co/rOPs24AZWk

11:01pm March 23rd 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@MarigotC @reesah Microcenter is limiting purchases to 5 per person. And yes, you should have. More monitors make more happiness.

4:55pm March 23rd 2020 via TweetDeck in reply to 0

@ericholscher 1. lock the session when you decide to begin or moderate. 2. Broadcast style with hand raising to in… https://t.co/XGZ5e5zrlW

11:39am March 22nd 2020 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0

My favorite game is called "did you put the OK button on the left or the right side?" Not even all of my local gro… https://t.co/UxLvl3coU8

10:47pm March 21st 2020 via Flamingo for Android

I have Census'd.

8:34pm March 21st 2020 via TweetDeck

@SweatingCommas *hugs from an appropriate social distance*

7:42pm March 21st 2020 via TweetDeck in reply to 0

How's the new job going you might ask? https://t.co/S18dUzwa6r (Week 2 of working for a company handling large event in Zoom and Webex.)

4:58pm March 20th 2020 via TweetDeck

For my new job, I need to lern some PERL on the Mac. Is there a good resource for for absolute beginners to coding… https://t.co/1n8GPhrWIP

11:51am March 18th 2020 via TweetDeck

This is something I don't see addressed in the press conferences. Closing millions of small businesses means mill… https://t.co/KUmzsdBmLP

1:33pm March 17th 2020 via TweetDeck

Walked into Microcenter for a few things, and there were signs limited monitor and computer sales to 5 per person.… https://t.co/h6zR4REESM

4:29pm March 16th 2020 via TweetDeck

This is why the government wants people to stay home. Not only because YOU can get sick, but you can make OTHERS si… https://t.co/kEjfkzVMBT

4:20pm March 16th 2020 via TweetDeck

@GriffinWB Absolutely agreed. Good watch for the first and last episodes.

1:55pm March 14th 2020 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0

Thank you everyone who stopped by. It was fun and we'll do it again sometime. https://t.co/BDhQuKWsXC

1:35pm March 14th 2020 via Flamingo for Android

IT IS TIME to disappoint a Russian Titan Dad. TWO TITANS AND A HUNTER take on Trials. (We're sorrry.) Hunter:… https://t.co/fBV4msm6YQ

10:07am March 14th 2020 via TweetDeck

If you watch McMillions on HBO (about the fact that the McDonalds Monopoly game was rigged from the start) watch th… https://t.co/ppFC5YjAhJ

11:32pm March 13th 2020 via Flamingo for Android

If you want to watch me make a fool of myself in a video game, that's what's happening tomorrow. 10am Eastern. 1p… https://t.co/XFSah0H7D1

7:34pm March 13th 2020 via Flamingo for Android