Trying out Todoist to keep my event management life in order at work. Windows and Outlook apps/plugin is really nice!

2:17pm October 6th 2015 via TweetDeck

@MD_TRIP @WMATA $11.80 / day. And that's without parking.

9:53am October 6th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to MD_TRIP

#DC #Job about to be open supporting #WebEx for Fed Govt. Contract position. @ me or DM for details. You'll be working with me.

12:21pm October 5th 2015 via TweetDeck

Any #Support techs looking for work in the DC Area? Supporting 1 application in Fed Govt. Contract position. Customer Service is a MUST.

10:47am October 5th 2015 via TweetDeck

@sidoneill I have no idea what is going on here...

3:33pm October 4th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to sidoneill

Work up from a two hour nap. Wishing I was still asleep. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

5:34pm October 3rd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @50NerdsofGrey: When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on . . Then it turned her off. Then it turned he…

2:58pm October 3rd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @javachik: I wish people would include attribution on stuff like this so we know whom to thank. This is brilliant. http://t.co/bbTo7WBYyp

2:53pm October 3rd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @RachelAppel: From Saving Private Ryan to Interstellar to The Martian, America has spent a ridiculous amount of money to retrieve Matt D…

2:17pm October 3rd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @antichrista: Two GOP front runners declare that these increasingly-regular massacres "just happen." Republicans are soft on domestic t…

2:15pm October 3rd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@highlandcco You need a couple assault rifles. At least. Arm the baby too. They love guns.

9:42pm October 2nd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to highlandcco

@highlandcco Then you meet Jesus. Doesn’t that mean you’re the best at Christianity?

9:40pm October 2nd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to highlandcco

And Jesus said, “Arm thyself with Holy Hand Grenades.” https://t.co/MxFW4WEXPr

9:37pm October 2nd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @ttscoff: Here, I made you a @TextExpander thing: dynamic naught word censor. https://t.co/2gJGBW865n

8:00pm October 2nd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@mijustin The @nerdist podcast’s theme is the happiest song ever. Also everything by @BrkmstrCylinder is awesome! Like @replyall theme.

7:34pm October 2nd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to mijustin

RT @sanspoint: Wait. You can switch accounts in @tweetbot by swiping across the top of the screen?! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!

7:33pm October 2nd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@ttscoff @TextExpander I thought about making a TE snippet that replaces the vowels in curse words. Fick. Fack. Feck. Fock. Sometimes Fyck.

7:20pm October 2nd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ttscoff

@highlandcco TextExpander. The tool for all of us nerds who want magic powers. But can't code. I use it for EVERYTHING.

4:40pm October 2nd 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to highlandcco

Today has been brought to you by @deadmau5. Especially Rlyehs Lament from while (1<2). It's a beautiful, haunting song. On repeat.

3:46pm October 2nd 2015 via TweetDeck

RT @saladinahmed: If profiling were actually about anything other than racism, white men would be policed at theaters and schools the way I…

10:03am October 2nd 2015 via TweetDeck

"Everything private now public." The ongoing story of our connected world. http://t.co/IGRLkgoz4i

8:55am October 2nd 2015 via iOS

Seen at Shady Grove this morning. They’re very stealthy. I didn’t see a single uniformed officer anywhere. #wmata http://t.co/sPDcf8GqPG

8:35am October 2nd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @washingtonpost: There’s been no calendar week without a mass shooting during President Obama’s second term https://t.co/uTDpb3H579

8:08am October 2nd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

https://t.co/lXPmmay8vR This is great and I'm happy to see @USDOL be a part of it. I hope this spreads!

4:14pm October 1st 2015 via TweetDeck

@highlandcco @amahnke Nope. The incontinent model is a bonus for the web only.

3:54pm October 1st 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to highlandcco

@amahnke https://t.co/kJIze9azM5 It's $100 but they stand behind it for 10 years. I love mine. Very warm. Arms are a bit long. I love mine.

3:51pm October 1st 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to amahnke

RT @samsteinhp: This is the 45th shooting at a school in 2015.

2:48pm October 1st 2015 via TweetDeck

RT @Yelp: #Peeple is NOT affiliated with Yelp. Much like the Facebook privacy statuses and Big Foot, this is a myth. #TheMoreYouKnow

2:48pm October 1st 2015 via TweetDeck

RT @broderick: Ironic isn't it? Edward Snowden, bested by a massive unwanted dump of information. https://t.co/T32P0yBXIt

2:47pm October 1st 2015 via TweetDeck

@bradleychambers Congratulations! And well-played, sir. LOL

1:40pm October 1st 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to bradleychambers

RT @bradleychambers: Turns out: hospitals charge for a third kid even if you paid for birth of two others. What nerve they have charging ag…

1:40pm October 1st 2015 via TweetDeck

RT @forgottentowel: Character is Destiny. Introducing MeowMeowBeenz: http://t.co/YnroY6mIny #peeple

12:28pm October 1st 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Congress Schedule: M-W-F: Vote to repeal ACA Tu-Th: Defund PP Dec. 9-10: Wait till the last minute and fund the government again.

11:24am October 1st 2015 via TweetDeck

RT @reesah: My future claims to fame will be that I did help desk for Ta-Nehisi Coates, and Sam Schooler once beta read for me. https://t.c…

9:03am October 1st 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @fraying: Seems that @peepleforpeople locked their Twitter account. Kinda hard when the world comes down on you. Maybe shouldn't create …

11:11pm September 30th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@mygeekdaddy It really is. So many uses for it these days too. Does your wife work from home?

9:50pm September 30th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to mygeekdaddy

Court reporter / closed caption machine. I've never seen a captioner work before. It's the same… https://t.co/e7seoQ58QQ

9:33pm September 30th 2015 via Instagram