This is what it looks like when India tries to get into your phone system. https://t.co/VZ3JGgg2E1

8:54am May 27th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

If this surprises you then you haven’t worked with real people using computers. I hear this every single day. https://t.co/x5uREGrwIo

12:28am May 27th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@hodgman Oh, I’d pay $50 for your show. But it’s be nice if it went to you rather than Ticketmaster.

10:08pm May 26th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to hodgman

@hodgman That’s my plan. I don’t mind some fees. But @Ticketmaster is going too far with this.

10:01pm May 26th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to hodgman

#ListenTo "We've received over a hundred calls today from various numbers in India. " https://t.co/l7xvh9RF6Q

5:28pm May 26th 2016 via Anchor FM

It's a great book and wonderful film. I recommend both. https://t.co/OM1XkqGRa5

10:59am May 26th 2016 via TweetDeck

Caught a microphone battery pack in th belt of Josh Lyman in S01 E10 “In Excelsis Deo”. I wonder if @WestWingWeekly will mention it.

11:21pm May 24th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Paging @ImAnnieBleh. You and @reesah should help each other not max our every credit card. https://t.co/qL8RttOIRs

4:20pm May 24th 2016 via TweetDeck

Currently: My co-worker sitting next to me has fallen asleep. https://t.co/HIt0hMuvvW

2:53pm May 24th 2016 via TweetDeck

@cjchilvers #3 is HUGE. It's THE reason I gave for leaving a job years ago and it's been an issue at most jobs I've worked.

11:55am May 24th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to cjchilvers

@larand @nahumck That may be better than what Twitter is doing...

11:23am May 24th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to larand

@nahumck Admittedly, I don't check in there much. But I keep the account all the same as an escape valve.

11:17am May 24th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to nahumck

@don_macdonald @jjlsetter Same. I keep my account around just in case. My people are here. And that's what builds a social network. Humans.

11:00am May 24th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to don_macdonald

https://t.co/b6TwWbMhyg still exists. It has more characters and less assholes per square inch.

10:31am May 24th 2016 via TweetDeck

RT @aworkinglibrary: Congress can’t manage to fund Zika prevention, but does somehow have the time to repeatedly attempt to defund Planned…

3:12pm May 23rd 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Saw signs for new townhouses today. “Starting at $700,000!” And a better one for homes. Starting at $1.1 Million.

10:50pm May 22nd 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@Danredwing Ok. It's gone from light mist to downpour. Everyday for 3 weeks.

9:48pm May 22nd 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Danredwing

I don’t remember moving to Portland. #rain #constantrain

9:43pm May 22nd 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@bradleychambers I want to hear Apple gush about how the parity of RAM and storage will add feng shui to the phone making it faster.

6:51pm May 21st 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to bradleychambers

@don_macdonald Fantastic! Glad to have been of serendipitous service. :-)

5:33pm May 20th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to don_macdonald

Do you write documentation alone? Did you know there's a whole community out there for you? My brother founded it. https://t.co/JorCYiWiq4

5:11pm May 20th 2016 via TweetDeck

I've started adding some of my photos to Shutterstock for sale If you've got photos laying around, make some money. https://t.co/U2Tr2kyYoY

4:48pm May 20th 2016 via TweetDeck

Let me help you out major media outlets. From now until November here's your headline. TRUMP: I will say anything to stay in the news.

3:16pm May 20th 2016 via TweetDeck

At this present moment, there are 779 meetings taking place over telephones where I work. 779 meetings.

12:44pm May 20th 2016 via TweetDeck

Beyond the Reboot Exclusive Club emails went out to a few people I trust with my book attached.

11:06pm May 19th 2016 via TweetDeck

And it may be in reference to Octopuses https://t.co/obkZFTbvzL

4:29pm May 19th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to peroty

I'm going to start replying to every political story with "A well-armed society is a polite society."

4:29pm May 19th 2016 via TweetDeck

RT @jacobscottmoses: Listen to ep.5 of The Not-Boring Tech Writer with Write the Docs co-founder Eric Holscher (@ericholscher). #techcomm h…

3:49pm May 19th 2016 via TweetDeck

@davidcaolo I work on an HPE contract and can get you in front of a hiring manager is anything on MA is interesting: https://t.co/tRsplHFkar

11:48am May 19th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to davidcaolo

@davidcaolo Good luck Dave! Anyone would be grateful to have you!

11:45am May 19th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to davidcaolo

RT @davidcaolo: Eager to play Fallout 4 Far Harbor tonight. For those who don’t know, Fallout 4 is a video game set two weeks after Trump b…

10:22am May 19th 2016 via TweetDeck

@reesah Post Awful. The darker side of Post Secret.

10:21am May 19th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to reesah

Forgot my headphones today. ~ fin ~

9:13am May 19th 2016 via TweetDeck

@weyhan @LinusEdwards Looks like MS Word supports it on iOS. Other than that, they're late to the game.

9:10am May 19th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to weyhan

RT @david_j_roth: #BernieLostMe when he died after inviting me and my co-worker to his house for a weekend and we had to pretend he was act…

1:48am May 19th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

My friend @sanspoint wrote good words on a topic that doesn't deserve them. #HeManWomanHatersClub https://t.co/sc7eQLGRV8

3:48pm May 18th 2016 via Twitter Web Client

@reesah I've given up on security. I've already lost.

1:05pm May 18th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to reesah

Sure, let's just reply-all to 6 people with my social security number, birth date, etc. Nope. No problems with that at all.

1:03pm May 18th 2016 via TweetDeck

Really happy a form with everything you'd need to steal my identity are being sent around via unencrypted email. YAY!

12:57pm May 18th 2016 via TweetDeck