Playing a game of “What bird are you?” https://t.co/tFbMqkhOyr

4:52pm April 30th 2022 via WordPress.com

@Critbuff Destiny 2 PVP is all roulette. Whoever gets the single best player (or two) in the group of 12 wins. I us… https://t.co/bSxGsD38Lj

4:33pm April 30th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0

RT @scalzi: Otherwise The Batman is what happens when you take Batman and the film Seven and smoosh them together, screaming NOW KISS as yo…

12:16pm April 30th 2022 via Flamingo for Android

The phone number wasn't one I have ever used. In my life. Maybe when I created the account something got mangled?… https://t.co/m0qecBMCG0

5:53pm April 27th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0

Eventually I logged in with my freshly reset password and was shown "Having trouble logging in? Click here to get a… https://t.co/jz4pJgEhXs

5:52pm April 27th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0

Doordash: You do not have an account. Me: Then why can I not create an account because I already have one. And get… https://t.co/HnmlvqS6vs

5:42pm April 27th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0

I'm having a surreal conversation with Doordash. They insist I have no account. Yet, I can't sign up because the… https://t.co/MnvU3XNhEy

5:20pm April 27th 2022 via Flamingo for Android

@talldarknweirdo The algorithm got kicked sometime this week. TikTok normally feels I'm a lesbian who likes books a… https://t.co/6itJMA6q1x

10:13pm April 26th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0

I violated the "closed door is a happy door" rule. So I've been sick for a week.

10:11pm April 26th 2022 via Flamingo for Android

TikTok has determined my wife and I are nearly the same person. More than once we have been served the exact same… https://t.co/WZ7g59R52m

9:05pm April 26th 2022 via Flamingo for Android

@MitchySlaps A lot of people put their faith in a different billionaire instead of the current ones that run the si… https://t.co/DzfUT65nTp

4:13pm April 26th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0

The Expanding Job, by @annehelen https://t.co/Ld6f5Hx7PH People like the work they do. But they deeply resent the… https://t.co/5ssf9C0SQn

5:19pm April 25th 2022 via Twitter Web App

@patrickrhone I believe the parental controls/antivirus stuff may. That's my blind spot for sure. I don't use eith… https://t.co/BCsntCJuvi

9:07pm April 24th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0

@patrickrhone I really like TP-Link. They have routers for every want or need. I have an Archer AX50 that's been ro… https://t.co/1FUVXrldhk

4:57pm April 24th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0

Picture it. Tennessee 2022. Pancake restaurant. My wife overhears two girls at a nearby table talking about their… https://t.co/Syjny3lihx

9:17pm April 23rd 2022 via Flamingo for Android

@sanspoint Nothing like escaping in the biggest car in the county under the cover of broad daylight.

2:32pm April 23rd 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0

@SSaluga It reported as DSL but I think it was satellite based on the television being satellite too. A small cabi… https://t.co/P11V6sZRCy

9:33am April 19th 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to 0

RT @BlackFreelance1: This is why most raises aren't raises. They're just softening the blow of previous pay cuts. Like I'm sorry, but if…

11:01pm April 18th 2022 via Flamingo for Android

Dear Virginia, When did it snow??? I drove through you Friday and it was spring. I drove back through today and t… https://t.co/Vzxl8PRW9Y

9:45pm April 18th 2022 via Flamingo for Android

The internet is a very different place in the country. https://t.co/eZlb61hwsD

1:22am April 17th 2022 via Flamingo for Android

@talldarknweirdo I may have just purchased the same thing. ❤️

6:35pm April 16th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0

Did you know the National Arboretum in DC has a Bald Eagle nest with cameras? https://t.co/evncMZytu3 Both "Mr. P… https://t.co/0kxmVKW8E3

2:53pm April 14th 2022 via TweetDeck

Moonpie General Store and Book Warehouse https://t.co/6ztUFVjEj6 This is a real place and is now at the top of my list for this weekend.

12:36am April 14th 2022 via Flamingo for Android

French Splatter School Action Group! (French Dispatch is superb.)

9:04pm April 13th 2022 via Flamingo for Android

RT @joshgondelman: Somehow fifteen seconds of watching an ad on YouTube feels like seven minutes of sitting at a red light.

6:58pm April 12th 2022 via Flamingo for Android

@joesteel From the city that couldn't figure out a non-racist football name and decided on Commanders. Mission Accomplished.

8:38pm April 11th 2022 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0

@ericholscher Absolutely! Postman is a magical application. :)

10:41am April 6th 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to 0

I wrote an API spec for work. Today I ran it for the first time and we got real data back.

9:46am April 6th 2022 via TweetDeck

https://t.co/U46ApCUEBf John Benjamin, the voice behind Bob from Bob's Burgers recorded a jazz album. https://t.co/tso8j649vD

8:06pm April 2nd 2022 via Flamingo for Android

RT @anne_engineer: Python 3.11 will be renamed, rebranding confirmed https://t.co/Z2zv4KYVPv https://t.co/DAt6lMUK3N

4:24pm April 1st 2022 via TweetDeck