Here's a full clip of the order. (And if you haven't watched The Good Place now's a good time to start.) https://t.co/dSAhef2eqU
1:22pm March 30th 2020 via TweetDeck
Fellow Marylanders, Since you all can't stay home, here's your order. https://t.co/JUGUk2xSWn * checks list * se… https://t.co/ft0owANCzD
1:21pm March 30th 2020 via TweetDeck
Yup. https://t.co/xnYxNrZB1u
7:40pm March 29th 2020 via Flamingo for Android
Looking for a calm Australian man to send you off to sleep? Look no further. https://t.co/ErxqQTqakh
3:24pm March 29th 2020 via Flamingo for Android
RT @fraying: This man is a goddamn American Hero. https://t.co/DDsiSFIEH5
9:13pm March 28th 2020 via Flamingo for Android
Don't be @BirdRide. Treat people humanely. The virus is stressful enough. This imay be the worst day in a string o… https://t.co/r6Tzmj1JT7
1:32pm March 28th 2020 via TweetDeck
You did a good job this week. https://t.co/eKE5eAEsfO
8:35pm March 27th 2020 via Flamingo for Android
Breathe.
5:38pm March 27th 2020 via TweetDeck
Don't put yourself or others at risk. I haven't left the house in two weeks except for a daily walk around my neigh… https://t.co/aq7MfQpKQF
11:59am March 27th 2020 via Twitter Web App
Hello new NIN Ghosts albums https://t.co/hRjXG6qvL0
7:37pm March 26th 2020 via TweetDeck
@impossibly This is my entire life. Also, headslaps to the first person to scream "Apple" or "Airpods".
7:57pm March 25th 2020 via TweetDeck in reply to 0
@talldarknweirdo I'd wager those could be one and the same. Looping cat backgrounds for all!
@mckingsley @Cyn_Media Congratulations guys!
8:19am March 25th 2020 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
@reesah Oh it's terrible. We just got back from our daily walk and I had to peek at it.
7:20pm March 24th 2020 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
Hockey is back. Caps vs Blues on NBC Sports Washington. https://t.co/hs8agsAgKE
7:15pm March 24th 2020 via Flamingo for Android
RT @cjchilvers: Tip: start a Twitter list of “helpers” for those who post things that support your mental health. Then, only read that for…
9:37am March 24th 2020 via TweetDeck
“This is what stutterers learn to do: reclaim control of their airflow; think in full phrases, not individual words… https://t.co/rOPs24AZWk
11:01pm March 23rd 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS
@MarigotC @reesah Microcenter is limiting purchases to 5 per person. And yes, you should have. More monitors make more happiness.
4:55pm March 23rd 2020 via TweetDeck in reply to 0
@ericholscher 1. lock the session when you decide to begin or moderate. 2. Broadcast style with hand raising to in… https://t.co/XGZ5e5zrlW
11:39am March 22nd 2020 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
My favorite game is called "did you put the OK button on the left or the right side?" Not even all of my local gro… https://t.co/UxLvl3coU8
10:47pm March 21st 2020 via Flamingo for Android
Correct. https://t.co/xaxCCp4meI
10:34pm March 21st 2020 via Flamingo for Android
I have Census'd.
8:34pm March 21st 2020 via TweetDeck
@SweatingCommas *hugs from an appropriate social distance*
7:42pm March 21st 2020 via TweetDeck in reply to 0
Coronavirus Diary 1 https://t.co/53n2PXY62t https://t.co/KA98g0PC8C
8:59pm March 20th 2020 via WordPress.com
How's the new job going you might ask? https://t.co/S18dUzwa6r (Week 2 of working for a company handling large event in Zoom and Webex.)
4:58pm March 20th 2020 via TweetDeck
@reesah @MarigotC Did you see this? https://t.co/tBnNnfwg9M VideOvi! lol
9:06am March 20th 2020 via TweetDeck
For my new job, I need to lern some PERL on the Mac. Is there a good resource for for absolute beginners to coding… https://t.co/1n8GPhrWIP
11:51am March 18th 2020 via TweetDeck
@talldarknweirdo https://t.co/pWetEWoLov
9:58am March 18th 2020 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
This is something I don't see addressed in the press conferences. Closing millions of small businesses means mill… https://t.co/KUmzsdBmLP
1:33pm March 17th 2020 via TweetDeck
Scary Movie Fans https://t.co/gDdY247lbS
1:20pm March 17th 2020 via TweetDeck
Walked into Microcenter for a few things, and there were signs limited monitor and computer sales to 5 per person.… https://t.co/h6zR4REESM
4:29pm March 16th 2020 via TweetDeck
@talldarknweirdo Lofty Goal
4:26pm March 16th 2020 via TweetDeck in reply to 0
This is why the government wants people to stay home. Not only because YOU can get sick, but you can make OTHERS si… https://t.co/kEjfkzVMBT
4:20pm March 16th 2020 via TweetDeck
@russianmachine Same. Big same
7:12pm March 14th 2020 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
@GriffinWB Absolutely agreed. Good watch for the first and last episodes.
1:55pm March 14th 2020 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
Thank you everyone who stopped by. It was fun and we'll do it again sometime. https://t.co/BDhQuKWsXC
1:35pm March 14th 2020 via Flamingo for Android
IT IS TIME to disappoint a Russian Titan Dad. TWO TITANS AND A HUNTER take on Trials. (We're sorrry.) Hunter:… https://t.co/fBV4msm6YQ
10:07am March 14th 2020 via TweetDeck
If you watch McMillions on HBO (about the fact that the McDonalds Monopoly game was rigged from the start) watch th… https://t.co/ppFC5YjAhJ
11:32pm March 13th 2020 via Flamingo for Android
@SweatingCommas Let it go.
11:05pm March 13th 2020 via TweetDeck in reply to 0
If you want to watch me make a fool of myself in a video game, that's what's happening tomorrow. 10am Eastern. 1p… https://t.co/XFSah0H7D1
7:34pm March 13th 2020 via Flamingo for Android
Doomed. https://t.co/YCsxVvUwDP
4:14pm March 13th 2020 via TweetDeck
The Health Of America First™ Good product placement Pence.
3:59pm March 13th 2020 via TweetDeck in reply to 0
Here's the specifics out of the President's press conference. - All Student Loan Interest Waived until further not… https://t.co/CyGwDgzvRF
3:54pm March 13th 2020 via TweetDeck
@ericholscher Sorry man. It all sucks.
9:45pm March 12th 2020 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
@talldarknweirdo These outsiders, I don't get it. I'm having to go into an office for the first time in 2 years. It's rough.
9:44pm March 12th 2020 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
@MarigotC Guessing they didn't follow Maryland and SHUT IT ALL DOWN?
9:42pm March 12th 2020 via Flamingo for Android in reply to 0
Maryland just closed all public schools through the end of the month.
4:28pm March 12th 2020 via TweetDeck
I have obtained peak mindfulness with a completely empty brain when I: * Open the settings to change... * Look in t… https://t.co/jzz2KfP8sH
10:31am March 12th 2020 via TweetDeck
@gnorb That looks lovely.
9:58am March 12th 2020 via TweetDeck in reply to 0
@pwthornton Has he been watching too much West Wing?
9:57am March 12th 2020 via TweetDeck in reply to 0
