Best ad reads in the business. https://t.co/7RD1qB5Plm
11:07pm October 31st 2018 via Flamingo for Android
Just saw my first Sponsored Story in Instagram. Our days are numbered, @instagram.
9:04pm October 31st 2018 via Flamingo for Android
RT @huntigula: fun Halloween prank: do a series of unsolvable murders
7:13pm October 31st 2018 via Flamingo for Android
Today I Learned the fire alarms all flash together on each floor instead of cascading up or down the building.
1:11pm October 31st 2018 via TweetDeck
Please place candy directly into the my neck hole. https://t.co/jEkZUBFnvK
10:03am October 31st 2018 via TweetDeck
RT @AlexMorse: This is totally on brand. Fake Christian evangelical brings on doubly fake rabbi https://t.co/FpqspeZ8x9
9:46am October 31st 2018 via TweetDeck
You wouldn't turn down a retirement account match from your employer. Don't turn down a progressive Democrat match! https://t.co/evFBvDEqXI
11:32pm October 30th 2018 via TweetDeck
Yes, it appears you can still tweet by texting 40404.
9:19pm October 30th 2018 via Cloudhopper
Can you still tweet by text?
9:18pm October 30th 2018 via Cloudhopper
RT @scalzi: Apparently the GOP is so confident it has rigged the voting system that it plans to rely solely on the votes of racist white ol…
9:42am October 30th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
Why The Great Slate is a great place for your Blue donation dollars. https://t.co/FVBVs6jLg7
8:35am October 30th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
RT @impossibly: How are you so scared that you need the military to protect you from refugees?
8:26am October 30th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
See your classmate gunned down in cold blood? Back to class, kids! https://t.co/6SH7VyOoL7
12:24pm October 29th 2018 via TweetDeck
I need to know what Blake Bortles thinks of his usage in The Good Place. #BlakeBortles #HeIsARealPerson
12:26am October 29th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
I miss the old #GoogleFit. The one that had a widget. The one that kept my data straight. (I walked 3 miles and mov… https://t.co/lQx264tnPG
10:04pm October 28th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
Bear in Sandals https://t.co/vZHLLRELra https://t.co/PUe5fJbqn2
9:54pm October 28th 2018 via WordPress.com
These are the same tactics Trump and McConnell want to use in the US. This is not theoretical. This is happening i… https://t.co/QGsQfEqUAS
9:31pm October 28th 2018 via TweetDeck
New Photo - A little bit of fall trying to peek through the green. https://t.co/Id7Ouwmr8Z https://t.co/e444IwGmih
5:33pm October 28th 2018 via IFTTT
New Photo - It delights me this statue exists. https://t.co/nEUNHxfOqz https://t.co/q60BdPcvuJ
One week. Two violent acts. One White Supresident. It's time to vote. Vote the racists out. Vote the transph… https://t.co/Xivvnq2JLw
8:50pm October 27th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
RT @talldarknweirdo: A few useful reminders : Electronics are for everyone. Music is for everyone. Cosplay is for everyone. Tools are for e…
8:47pm October 27th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
RT @russianmachine: the simple relief of watching a Caps player hand equipment over the glass and seeing it actually make it into the hands…
4:59pm October 27th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
The umbrella is our country. https://t.co/ErU8eArhsJ
4:55pm October 27th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
@reesah Fruity. Tangy. Nope. Nope. Nope.
4:43pm October 27th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to reesah
The Nightmare in the haunted forest of #Destiny2 is named Chad. When you see him yell, "Chad's here!"
12:06am October 27th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
RT @MarigotC: Are you ready to get scared by the creepiest psychic serial killer ever? Peripheral People is on sale until November 2nd for…
11:47pm October 26th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
Resume updating. Or "How to tell the story of yourself succinctly and with the proper keywords."
5:49pm October 26th 2018 via TweetDeck
Look in the mirror again. You’re a good person. You deserve better than these hateful shitbags, and so does the res… https://t.co/oYREbA62XW
9:57pm October 25th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
Parrot-Go-Round! https://t.co/kE8lH5gO2y
9:49pm October 25th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
I really want a cast recording of #BeetlejuiceTheMusical.
9:14pm October 25th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
This is why we play. #Destiny2 #ChickenMasks #FestivalOfTheLost https://t.co/nrmWi7Uzcy
8:52pm October 25th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
RT @Mrs5oooWatts: This shirt will be available soon on the bungie store, so you can remind yourself not to die to invaders
8:36pm October 25th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
Mail screeners. Mail carriers. The number of people who could have been killed that aren't the intended targets is… https://t.co/KoxNJsqe0Z
11:47am October 25th 2018 via TweetDeck
New Photo - Beetlejuice. Not a bad seating this house. Incredible show! The sets are incredible. The singing is abs… https://t.co/Nqze8FgkWT
1:51am October 25th 2018 via IFTTT
New Photo - Beetlejuice. Oops. https://t.co/2mzlr1IlJ8 https://t.co/zXjhH6ReVO
RT @SpaceFlavours: DID YOU KNOW... ...that there’s been an ongoing contest in Germany since the late 90s to come up with the worst possibl…
11:47pm October 24th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
New Photo - Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlej… https://t.co/BM0PxyyL9I https://t.co/EH14U78954
7:26pm October 24th 2018 via IFTTT
How Republicans Are Keeping Voters From Voting To Win Elections. https://t.co/doelp7kt9n
2:02pm October 24th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
Thinking about Customer Success as a direction to move. I love troubleshooting & problem solving. I'm empathetic an… https://t.co/678cyA
12:09am October 24th 2018 via TweetDeck
If the process isn't written down, it's not a process you're following. If the policy isn't written down and not e… https://t.co/mjSdwm1RF9
11:36pm October 23rd 2018 via TweetDeck
New Photo - Pro Tip: See that button on the right? The second one down? It mutes the screaming screen. Try it. Also… https://t.co/se7c4ZgjDQ
9:31pm October 23rd 2018 via IFTTT
@MoviePass_CS Your link to register new cards does not work. What is the correct URL?
6:25pm October 22nd 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to MoviePass_CS
@MoviePass_CS Just received my new MoviePass card in the mail today. I go to https://t.co/7HG9lXcg5b to activate an… https://t.co/1yVznmqpF1
5:12pm October 22nd 2018 via Twitter Web Client
Preying on college kids to destroy their financial future before it even begins. https://t.co/3Yfh03S62q
8:16pm October 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
New Photo - An intense chess match. We do things a little different in Rockville. #rockville #chess #park… https://t.co/9YvdimLoTl
6:53pm October 20th 2018 via IFTTT
@AlexMorse @krishamoud I wish it would block YouTube ads. Though it does well with the web.
11:49am October 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to AlexMorse
Current status: My wife is angrily confounded at Winamp being developed and a new beta being release. Wife: Who i… https://t.co/WNSLN1hrK9
8:03pm October 19th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
RT @talldarknweirdo: Wow, I’d just about forgotten having given this interview (Superconference is a Very Full Weekend!) I hope to see you…
7:52pm October 19th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
@talldarknweirdo I know this man!
7:52pm October 19th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to talldarknweirdo
New Photo - I have done my best work. Grilled
1:28pm October 19th 2018 via IFTTT