❤️ Nick Offerman's Laugh ❤️ #MakingIt

10:11pm July 31st 2018 via Flamingo for Android

Felt is made from beavers.

10:06pm July 31st 2018 via Flamingo for Android

Every time Moviepass works it's like winning a game of chance.

6:46pm July 31st 2018 via Flamingo for Android

Numbers from my quick search. US Population https://t.co/CV5ZtWboXw US Healthcare Spending https://t.co/PwvmLbSSGL

1:33pm July 31st 2018 via TweetDeck in reply to peroty

The average American spends about $10,000 on healthcare per year. America has about 325,000,000 people (as of 2017)… https://t.co/Zs6cfUNeFY

1:28pm July 31st 2018 via TweetDeck

Did @Wendys (most vicious social media restaurant) have a talk with @pizzahut? This is hilarious. https://t.co/9JzSatr46M

6:13pm July 30th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

@ChewingPencils I like it's it's pictures and it's hard to repost things. Though as bad at FB ads were, Instagrams… https://t.co/Ivb6WLsSTl

6:02pm July 30th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to ChewingPencils

@joesteel Used it today. Going to leech every last bit I can out of their poor life decisions.

6:01pm July 30th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to joesteel

@ChewingPencils I deleted¹ my account on FB. And I have an Instagram account² 1: Assuming they actually ever delet… https://t.co/A7MzogYVXo

4:32pm July 30th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to ChewingPencils

@AlexMorse @flyosity I have a theory since Apple makes so many parts to their phones it's cheaper to start making A… https://t.co/lvthOnmy74

4:30pm July 30th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to AlexMorse

You Were Never Really Here. Lots of hammers. Requires subtitles. Weird movie. Similar to Drive in feel.

11:39pm July 28th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

Eight Grade was an excellent movie that brought back all the awkwardness of middle school. This interview with Bo… https://t.co/b3W3N1YCI0

11:53am July 26th 2018 via TweetDeck

@reesah Unclear at this time. We have people looking into it.

10:55pm July 25th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to reesah

@reesah Welcome back. Lots happened since you left. The ocean has reclaimed us. We are MerFolk now. Brooks Orpik is a Capital.

10:50pm July 25th 2018 via Flamingo for Android

@talldarknweirdo I hear that works best. My attempts at left weren't as successful.

6:01pm July 25th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to talldarknweirdo

@talldarknweirdo I could use a better headspace. And a direction in life. lol I'll take headspace.

5:56pm July 25th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to talldarknweirdo

@talldarknweirdo My days are full of phone calls and podcasts. I need to make more time for music.

5:49pm July 25th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to talldarknweirdo

@mygeekdaddy I grew up on 82 acres. That felt big and was mostly hay for the neighboring farm's livestock. Hundre… https://t.co/JrFMhWAUbU

4:27pm July 25th 2018 via TweetDeck in reply to mygeekdaddy

@AlexMorse I have three teams working on the best way to accomplish this.

10:05am July 25th 2018 via TweetDeck in reply to AlexMorse

@AlexMorse Brave New World might be better. Hell, send them a two pack.

11:08pm July 24th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to AlexMorse

TFW you think you should write up how to "edit" a WebEx recording using the Partial Playback settings, and realize… https://t.co/1w1UTonutg

12:25pm July 24th 2018 via TweetDeck

New Photo - Cuke. I love cuke. Heaven on a vine. #itcrowd #cuke https://t.co/vgRJfJ9D63 https://t.co/RbaHfxS5Wv

2:41am July 23rd 2018 via IFTTT

New Photo - Cuke. I love cuke. Heaven on a vine. #itcrowd #cuke https://t.co/SG8E9J1Wep https://t.co/5ZXupxT0Is

12:41am July 23rd 2018 via IFTTT

@RyanCopper Two of the best movies I've seen this year.

8:18pm July 22nd 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to RyanCopper

This weekend I watched Paddington and Paddington 2. AMA

7:54pm July 22nd 2018 via Flamingo for Android

@davidcaolo They're so good! I've fallen deeply in love with The Glitch Mob as well if you enjoy electronic music.

9:41pm July 21st 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to davidcaolo

@davidcaolo Explosions in the Sky is great. Especially https://t.co/bYStj0XpRl Tron Legacy: Reconfigured https://t.co/BVBIHBUGv2

9:37pm July 21st 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to davidcaolo

New Photo - The keys to a successful fancy restaurant are: Overcharge for everything (2 tacos: $15). Overcook meat… https://t.co/0F2EgvZMpt

10:59am July 21st 2018 via IFTTT

@AlexMorse Yup. Exported awhile back. Forgot all about it or I would have deleted it sooner.

5:50pm July 19th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to AlexMorse

@AlexMorse It really would be. Deleting my account. I haven't touched it since September.

5:48pm July 19th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to AlexMorse

If you use Venmo, please be aware that your entire history is publicly available as a feature of the service.… https://t.co/OLMzUo5G1n

9:45am July 19th 2018 via TweetDeck

New Post - What I want to be when I grow up https://t.co/dhxLEiASH6

8:01am July 19th 2018 via WordPress.com

Facebook is ok with Holocaust denial.

5:41pm July 18th 2018 via Flamingo for Android