Dear Amazon, Please ignore our governor. Don't come to Bethesda. Our traffic is bad enough. We don't need more peo… https://t.co/gxzYwzLBGl
10:23am January 22nd 2018 via TweetDeck
RT @msmp__: the last time the government shut down was the day Kirby's Triple Deluxe was announced. Kirby's Battle Royale came out this Fr…
12:18am January 22nd 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS
@talldarknweirdo Are they saying castration and blowjobs are the same? They're doing one of those things VERY wrong if so.
3:07pm January 21st 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to talldarknweirdo
@sidoneill I don't leave the house. There lies only madness out there. #StayInside2018
8:36pm January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to sidoneill
@sidoneill I try to stay in my lane. ✋
8:30pm January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to sidoneill
@sidoneill Weaponized Quote Tweets is my speed ska band.
8:27pm January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to sidoneill
Is this the part of running the government like a business where the CEO declares bankruptcy and walks away? Askin… https://t.co/aAWV0Pak5N
7:40pm January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
RT @EliseGravel: After I posted my "Girls can be" illustration, many asked if I would make one for boys. Here it is, free to print for pare…
7:26pm January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
RT @austinkleon: https://t.co/EXn1sP81Cw
7:04pm January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
RT @davewiner: People say RSS is old, but that was a campaign the tech industry ran against RSS, because they wanted to build silos and you…
7:01pm January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
When does the #TrumpShutdown bar hop start?
12:01pm January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
RT @WTOP: With federal #governmentshutdown2018 set, these specials kick in https://t.co/b5kjhgEeNp https://t.co/2pijJPbtIu
10:50am January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
New Post - Government Shutdown: 2018 Edition https://t.co/0J2NKOvGbk
9:05am January 20th 2018 via WordPress.com
House. Senate. President. 536 people. They hold the lives of hundreds of millions of people in their hands.… https://t.co/E4AWU8RP13
12:50am January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to peroty
Work together to compromise. Work on a budget for the year. You have no other concerns. You've managed that by m… https://t.co/L0yX2qWQgO
12:48am January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to peroty
This shutdown, if it drags from week to week will cost some families everything. It could cost us all as tax paye… https://t.co/ExodWkMzVc
12:46am January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to peroty
But I know there will be thousands of families who will not. Thousands will be missing payments or making decisions… https://t.co/GuNGTE8jgl
12:45am January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to peroty
This time around, I still work for the government. Still as a contractor. Under the same Department though a differ… https://t.co/QzDTErFkT4
12:43am January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to peroty
There were parents which were not sure how their family would eat with both of then out of work since they were gov… https://t.co/9iekrl63VO
12:42am January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to peroty
The last time the government shutdown, it was over healthcare. I was out of work for 16 days unpaid because I was a… https://t.co/ku6BwcICZt
12:40am January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
Bye, Government. #shutdown #budgetsarehard
12:24am January 20th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
RT @nahumck: @peroty T s hat uc ks
8:57pm January 19th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
Pretty sure every room in my house has a level in it. Also pretty sure every room in my house is not level.
8:48pm January 19th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
This is a perk! #Destiny2 https://t.co/ipo5ale2Lq
8:36pm January 19th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
@AlexMorse Don't look for logic, you'll only hurt yourself. It's my line I use for government. It's the best way I've found to cope.
2:37pm January 19th 2018 via TweetDeck in reply to AlexMorse
When ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ makes a headline appearance, you know we're in for interesting times... https://t.co/sXR7vJg0Ez
2:09pm January 19th 2018 via TweetDeck
TFW when you scroll Washington Post and stop dead. I AM NOT, WASHINGTON POST! Way to give Carls a bad name, Carl… https://t.co/yavB25rUof
1:49pm January 19th 2018 via TweetDeck
1v1 me, bro! https://t.co/TMnIGp9yz6
1:13pm January 19th 2018 via TweetDeck
"President hopes to strike deal to keep government open" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA We're doomed.
1:00pm January 19th 2018 via TweetDeck
This is fascinating. I had no idea. https://t.co/MauHVnkNor
11:32am January 19th 2018 via TweetDeck
"How do I stop the system keeping asking me to log in to keep the account active?" You login to the system.
11:24am January 19th 2018 via TweetDeck
RT @fraserspeirs: This thread should be a Serial-style podcast. https://t.co/6K6dAxkuZ2
8:42am January 19th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
RT @Saint14Project: Stage two is here, it's time to gather the community. Spread the word, tell your friends, tell your fireteam! Let's ral…
10:12pm January 18th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
Will the government shutdown? Don't worry. We have our top men on it. https://t.co/9DvF3IXZLA Well. We're screwed.
6:11pm January 18th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
I was going to read this post... but then I got distracted playing with the bubbles on his page. It's great fun a… https://t.co/aDLiWWWs5t
3:53pm January 18th 2018 via TweetDeck
This is a great line. https://t.co/uIdPDoDm9m
3:48pm January 18th 2018 via Readwise
Pivot Tables! How do they work? Also... CSV files with millions of lines.
11:57am January 18th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
RT @premeesaurus: HELLO I AM A PENGUIN DOING A BRIEF INSPENGTION OF UR WATERCRAFT ALL SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER OK BYEEEE https://t.co/mjU7v9ZWru
11:36am January 18th 2018 via TweetDeck
I AM A PRETTY TITAN! DO YOU LIKE LIONS? I LIKE LIONS! #Destiny2 https://t.co/RuC5nATs7i
7:28pm January 17th 2018 via Flamingo for Android
Touche' https://t.co/HBPM8LpqBw
3:38pm January 16th 2018 via TweetDeck
Folks who work in and around government, what's an acronym that confused you when you first heard it? Mine is GFE.… https://t.co/7eJzeQQtpu
2:32pm January 16th 2018 via TweetDeck
https://t.co/pkit8DylTH Super Cute video! Also, the guy(s?) behind @aflavaapps' Smartdown are working on it. I'm… https://t.co/M0JGfRa5kj
1:24pm January 16th 2018 via TweetDeck
Absolutely nothing about this Hawaii Missile Alert situation surprises me in the slightest.… https://t.co/foqnfXzL8V
11:37am January 16th 2018 via TweetDeck
@LinusEdwards Same for me. 1984 is on my list too. Want to compare/contrast again.
11:19am January 16th 2018 via TweetDeck in reply to LinusEdwards
Been thinking about this a lot lately. We're all one bad fall, one auto accident or one bad day away from losing ev… https://t.co/XFx8okzWKT
11:18am January 16th 2018 via TweetDeck
@LinusEdwards I don't feel like Brave New World ended that well.
11:17am January 16th 2018 via TweetDeck in reply to LinusEdwards
@azidtripp699 The inspector never got that far. The crawl space had standing water, rot, termite damage. He was no… https://t.co/9YBOasYQab
10:35am January 16th 2018 via Flamingo for Android in reply to azidtripp699
@reesah That was INCREDIBLE! And by far the most fun ever to take place in a church.
10:28am January 16th 2018 via TweetDeck in reply to reesah
@chartier There used to be a Facebook Groups app so I could only use the groups I belonged to. Then they killed it,… https://t.co/CidyfW1RwW
10:15am January 16th 2018 via TweetDeck in reply to chartier
New Post: Frozen Pipes and Freak Outs https://t.co/tjOxDHcizW https://t.co/cs71P3hMiv
8:43pm January 15th 2018 via WordPress.com
