@sidoneill I remember. WHAT'S DOWN THERE?
RT @austinkleon: WALL-E (2008) // IDIOCRACY (2006) would make a pretty great double feature https://t.co/4bzt6UuoaT
This is incredible! https://t.co/OJUrof1kTT
I feel about car problem the way many people feel about computer problems. The magic pixies in the vroom vroom box stopped working.
Hot singles are in ur base. Chatting up ur dudes! https://t.co/7zpLRDFkaA
Bisexual women are in ur base. Sleeping with ur dudes. Or not! https://t.co/KwpefvJvVy
We lost the war on Christmas. Christmas won. It's October 4th and I can't find Halloween because of Christmas.
@talldarknweirdo Der Uber User
5:10pm October 4th 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to talldarknweirdo
@talldarknweirdo Password is not password. Well done. ;)
5:09pm October 4th 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to talldarknweirdo
You get guns if we all get healthcare.
@talldarknweirdo @ImAnnieBleh She hasn't followed through yet. But it's still early. *crossing my fingers*
10:45am October 3rd 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to talldarknweirdo
I thought I had a good marriage. Apparently @ImAnnieBleh is going to ruin my life with a video! https://t.co/YmsCF4u0K6
RT @TheOnion: Americans Hopeful This Will Be Last Mass Shooting Before They Stop On Their Own For No Reason https://t.co/JNxt2ARHaX https:/…
@ChewingPencils it is! I'm happy to pay someone to watch every Caps game. I just wasn't clear who I could pay. I wa… https://t.co/WMuc7gs5bR
1:10pm October 2nd 2017 via Talon (Plus) in reply to ChewingPencils
@ChewingPencils Yes. I want Caps for the season. Then the playoffs (whether they make it or not).
12:41pm October 2nd 2017 via Talon (Plus) in reply to ChewingPencils
Relevant to my current interests: https://t.co/VcJwbxFvfJ Seems like Sling TV is the way to go.
I keep directing thoughts and prayers at the White House and it is equally effective. https://t.co/dcQucnE8zx
RT @Pinboard: I admire the Onion’s commitment to re-running this piece, swapping out the photo and dateline as necessary: https://t.co/X30b…
Pizza Hut is having some trouble with their A's tonight. https://t.co/pb0tUG3iOt