RT @austinkleon: WALL-E (2008) // IDIOCRACY (2006) would make a pretty great double feature https://t.co/4bzt6UuoaT

8:08pm October 5th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

I feel about car problem the way many people feel about computer problems. The magic pixies in the vroom vroom box stopped working.

2:59pm October 5th 2017 via TweetDeck

Hot singles are in ur base. Chatting up ur dudes! https://t.co/7zpLRDFkaA

8:41pm October 4th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

Bisexual women are in ur base. Sleeping with ur dudes. Or not! https://t.co/KwpefvJvVy

8:40pm October 4th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

We lost the war on Christmas. Christmas won. It's October 4th and I can't find Halloween because of Christmas.

6:25pm October 4th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

You get guns if we all get healthcare.

12:07am October 4th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

@talldarknweirdo @ImAnnieBleh She hasn't followed through yet. But it's still early. *crossing my fingers*

10:45am October 3rd 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to talldarknweirdo

I thought I had a good marriage. Apparently @ImAnnieBleh is going to ruin my life with a video! https://t.co/YmsCF4u0K6

10:39am October 3rd 2017 via TweetDeck

RT @TheOnion: Americans Hopeful This Will Be Last Mass Shooting Before They Stop On Their Own For No Reason https://t.co/JNxt2ARHaX https:/…

7:40am October 3rd 2017 via Talon (Plus)

@ChewingPencils it is! I'm happy to pay someone to watch every Caps game. I just wasn't clear who I could pay. I wa… https://t.co/WMuc7gs5bR

1:10pm October 2nd 2017 via Talon (Plus) in reply to ChewingPencils

@ChewingPencils Yes. I want Caps for the season. Then the playoffs (whether they make it or not).

12:41pm October 2nd 2017 via Talon (Plus) in reply to ChewingPencils

Relevant to my current interests: https://t.co/VcJwbxFvfJ Seems like Sling TV is the way to go.

12:23pm October 2nd 2017 via TweetDeck

I keep directing thoughts and prayers at the White House and it is equally effective. https://t.co/dcQucnE8zx

11:43am October 2nd 2017 via TweetDeck

RT @Pinboard: I admire the Onion’s commitment to re-running this piece, swapping out the photo and dateline as necessary: https://t.co/X30b…

11:36am October 2nd 2017 via TweetDeck

Pizza Hut is having some trouble with their A's tonight. https://t.co/pb0tUG3iOt

8:02pm October 1st 2017 via Talon (Plus)