Let's see how sturdy these pavers are in the concrete. (Not very.) https://t.co/TurH6MMj6x

7:10pm September 30th 2017 via Instagram

RT @fuggirls: It seems we have the new 280-character Tweet ability. Here's how I'm gonna use it: How to Help Puerto Rico: https://t.co/Yo5…

9:57am September 29th 2017 via TweetDeck

@reesah Starbucks: Your Life Is A White, Meaningless Void. Fill It With Coffee. And Your Dreams. Starbucks.

9:24am September 29th 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to reesah

This is what desperation looks like. (All from today's mail) https://t.co/kv1VmKOPre

6:56pm September 27th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

Want to come work with me? https://t.co/0Zbie4tphp Supporting WebEx / VTC / Teleconferencing for government agency.

5:27pm September 27th 2017 via TweetDeck

RT @SweatingCommas: Please, please be careful with your extra characters. They really weigh on you. I know from firsthand experience. #stil…

4:52pm September 27th 2017 via TweetDeck

RT @frank_chimero: Casual reminder that @npr has a very courteous text-only version of its site. https://t.co/76xcGhTMJ7

6:54pm September 26th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

When Chrome has an unresponsive tab and pops up the Kill / Wait options, I pretend I'm a Roman Citizen and turning my thumb on a gladiator.

12:01pm September 26th 2017 via TweetDeck

An adorable puppy can put your computer in jeopardy. https://t.co/0l7Y0npFei

11:17am September 26th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

RT @waxpancake: What mediocre movies have the same approval rating as our garbage president? Find out on Rotten Trumpatoes. https://t.co/n2…

11:11pm September 25th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

@chartier Dancing is primary communication in Destiny.

9:35am September 23rd 2017 via Talon (Plus) in reply to chartier

RT @Kantrowitz: Facebook's inability to see how malicious people would use its products has been at the heart of its worst crises: https://…

5:42pm September 21st 2017 via Talon (Plus)

RT @Pinboard: Why must everything beep?

12:57am September 21st 2017 via Talon (Plus)

@talldarknweirdo I believe a dip is required to elevate them to meal status.

5:56pm September 18th 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to talldarknweirdo

#Destiny is a marathon. Not a sprint.

5:55pm September 18th 2017 via TweetDeck

Love this. I have a pile of Notepad windows open in Windows all the time. This will be great for the Mac in my life. https://t.co/LIdfQIEUXO

5:51pm September 18th 2017 via TweetDeck

.@PenFed open until 11pm Customer Service line rings busy. Busy. Busy. beep beep beep beep...

5:47pm September 18th 2017 via TweetDeck

Google is driving through Rockville today. https://t.co/4mhzVmJyjC

10:07am September 18th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

@AlexMorse @brianstucki @USPS But they'll use your local grocery store coupons before you can!

10:16am September 15th 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to AlexMorse

@AlexMorse @brianstucki @USPS Ahead of their time. Now all of our personal data is already leaked to the world. No more worries! ;-)

10:14am September 15th 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to AlexMorse

RT @brianstucki: Informed Delivery is a free service from @USPS that sends you an exterior scan of incoming mail. Pretty useful. https://t.…

10:07am September 15th 2017 via TweetDeck

RT @Ihnatko: Just don't let Apple -- or the press, of which I am a member -- trick you into thinking that the phone you own today is inadeq…

10:39pm September 12th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

@jxpx777 That's tomorrow's task. Move the power strip.and figure out the DVD player.

11:47pm September 11th 2017 via Talon (Plus) in reply to jxpx777

Mounted this fine TV to the wall. (If I'm not awakened in the night by a crash, I'll consider… https://t.co/hpZSi8FNEm

11:41pm September 11th 2017 via Instagram

Fridge doors on the correct side are better. (It opened the opposite way before.) https://t.co/e9C9qoLwyK

11:39pm September 11th 2017 via Instagram

RT @Singlemaltfiend: This shark has been in every major hurricane and flood for 5 years. How does he not have a job as a field reporter? ht…

6:06pm September 11th 2017 via TweetDeck

eat the ice cream eat the ice cream eat the ice cream eat the ice cream https://t.co/eOxd5Wmtzx eat the ice cream eat the ice cream eat the

5:24pm September 11th 2017 via TweetDeck

RT @morrick: No, I won't read your 36-part tweetstorm. Write a fucking blog post.

5:11pm September 10th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

Great explanation of algorithms using the example of fixing dinner. How you define success means everything. https://t.co/zkovOwCrh7

11:56am September 10th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

@mygeekdaddy Finished the campaign. Earning that sweet clan XP now.

9:40am September 10th 2017 via Talon (Plus) in reply to mygeekdaddy

RT @fema: We created an #Irma rumor control page to help you verify what’s true and what’s not. Visit it here: https://t.co/nnXuF8Q7E8 http…

3:13pm September 9th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

I'm seeing people today that wouldn't be referred to by their profession by Karen Walker. Do I remember how to adult?

12:37pm September 9th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

RT @colinismyname: Identity Theft, Credit Reports, and You https://t.co/4XRi5R896I

12:25pm September 9th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

RT @patio11: Yelling cannot hurt a bank. Bluster cannot hurt a bank. They are institutionally aware of this. Paper trails, though, have con…

12:17pm September 9th 2017 via Twitter Lite

RT @nycjayjay: Whoever made this otter get a medal. https://t.co/o6yoXQprEP

12:14pm September 9th 2017 via Talon (Plus)

@AlexMorse I was being taunted by my Aussie and UK clan mates... then jumped on with the US-based clan buddies unti… https://t.co/DRJVkhsVt9

5:43pm September 7th 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to AlexMorse

@AlexMorse No, I "work from home" and it's been dead quiet.

5:41pm September 7th 2017 via TweetDeck in reply to AlexMorse

I played #Destiny2 from 1am (waiting in queue) to 7am launch night. Then from 10am-8pm on launch day. It's a good game. :-)

5:39pm September 7th 2017 via TweetDeck

HURRAY! Add that to the list of the ways my "private" information has been breached. https://t.co/uphv5kbl5N

5:18pm September 7th 2017 via TweetDeck