I've worked from home since Tuesday. I've maybe left the house twice. It's glorious. #hermit

10:55pm September 30th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

Happy that much of Hillary's campaign is showing He Who Shall Not Be Named as he is.

3:20pm September 30th 2016 via TweetDeck

RT @theirishtide: Free Candy? I gotta go in there… I’m sure y’all have seen this but too funny. https://t.co/58ZHZfzR08

9:10pm September 29th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

C-SPAN also shows them without commentary. Stream at https://t.co/TWzqxL3HRG Just turn it off before the calls. https://t.co/cXhdOWIZW2

9:03pm September 29th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

Are you kidding @dominos? Where is the rest of the pasta? https://t.co/JR0nu9EcsD

8:32pm September 29th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

Didn't even know the government might shutdown on Friday. Until now. https://t.co/7vOa1pTFPd WHO NEEDS TO MAKE MONEY FOR BILLS?

4:59pm September 28th 2016 via TweetDeck

RT @reesah: Morticia and Gomez remain my lifelong model of a perfect relationship. https://t.co/MEHIJt0Ktr

2:08pm September 28th 2016 via TweetDeck

RT @cullenbunn: Don't be lulled into false security by your Twitter feed. There are a bajillion other feeds that are exactly opposite of yo…

7:36am September 27th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @billyeichner: RT if I should moderate the next debate

11:29pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

RT @igorvolsky: LESTER: "what do you say to people of color in this country..." TRUMP: "I say nothing..."

11:21pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

RT @annehelen: give me the grace of Hillary's calmy blinking eyes in the face of all misogynist adversaries

11:21pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

Going down to the new DC hotel! And he said I don't even have to pay!!! https://t.co/5S81uMSjuG

11:19pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

RT @reesah: Order it by name- the Oh God, Make It Stop https://t.co/4CazHYNZIh

11:15pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

I bet it was a 400 pound hacker on his bed. https://t.co/r3nZgmLLZL

11:13pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

RT @jpurnell: This is textbook parenting. She is literally letting a child yell himself to sleep.

11:09pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

RT @MsKrisNeel: Welcome to America, where a highly qualified woman needs to prove herself over a man who publicly discusses the size of his…

11:08pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

RT @HillaryClinton: We are not going to bring New York’s unconstitutional stop-and-frisk program nationwide. #debatenight

11:07pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

RT @AlexKing3rd: @JamesFallows for those of us in the business world, this is an accurate portrayal of how small biz is treated by well-cap…

11:06pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

RT @flyosity: Donald Trump and the very against police judge day.

11:06pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

RT @JamesFallows: Only big opp HRC has missed so far: DJT advocating “just take the oil” is flat-out plunder that all military officials wo…

11:00pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

RT @WillMcAvoyACN: Donald Trump, who admitted earlier he does not pay his taxes, is complaining about other countries not paying their fair…

10:58pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

RT @ChloeAngyal: Hey straight white guys, if you're amazed that Clinton is keeping her cool right now, remember that women practice it all…

10:55pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

RT @SopanDeb: Here is one instance of Trump calling global warming a hoax: https://t.co/CtLue866jA

10:46pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

RT @JamesFallows: Trump just flat-out lied about this before 100 million people, and between sniffs. https://t.co/xQo6kA6Ify

10:46pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

Has any candidate ever live fact checked another candidate? https://t.co/PSp3Nm7uiV

9:29pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

Tonight's drink: Pomegranate vodka Pomegranate juice Lemon Lime soda Lime juice

8:56pm September 26th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

@morrick Agreed. Very little that interests me.

11:36am September 26th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to morrick

Once you leave iPhone, many MacOS features become useless.

11:35am September 26th 2016 via TweetDeck

Not suspicious AT ALL Danville, VA PD. https://t.co/P8WdPAO2cX

11:34am September 26th 2016 via TweetDeck

The full read is a good one. I recommend it. https://t.co/lLPaZhFCjr

10:15am September 26th 2016 via TweetDeck

@patrickrhone I'm so sorry Patrick. Keeping you in my thoughts. There aren't any other words. Hang in there.

11:47pm September 25th 2016 via Talon (Plus) in reply to patrickrhone

Watching my 9 year old nephew playing games is my new favorite thing. "PVZGW2 Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2 https://t.co/ny9whZXKUA

2:24am September 25th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

My nine year old nephew is a Youtuber. I feel so old.

1:13pm September 24th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

My 9 year old cousin is a YouTuber. I am so old.

12:23pm September 24th 2016 via Talon (Plus)

@VerizonSupport DNS errors. It works. It stops. It works. It stops.

11:43pm September 23rd 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to VerizonSupport

Punching FiOS router until it starts giving me DNS again. Then weeping.

11:01pm September 23rd 2016 via TweetDeck

RT @joss: i don't trust Hillary i say LOCK HER UP in a room with NO CORNERS, a sort of oval room, then HARD LABOR running things for YEARS,…

8:04pm September 23rd 2016 via TweetDeck

Happy to see @2DoApp on Android.

5:30pm September 23rd 2016 via TweetDeck

@2DoApp Sweet! Thank you. Snagged the second one. Though I'd lost 2Do with my Project Fi Android experiment. Glad it's here too.

5:30pm September 23rd 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to 2DoApp

Are you registered to vote? Check! https://t.co/BdbIMduYdD If not, register! https://t.co/YUEiZc5HMK #Vote

1:45pm September 23rd 2016 via TweetDeck

@potatowire Darwin Technology Alliance thanks you.

11:43am September 23rd 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to potatowire

RT @paleofuture: Wells Fargo fired employees who called its own ethics hotline to report on the fake accounts being created https://t.co/X9…

9:09am September 23rd 2016 via TweetDeck

Well deserved. Love Terry Gross. Love Fresh Air. https://t.co/Ym9eUkcqYJ

4:25pm September 22nd 2016 via TweetDeck

Happy Annual New iPhone Problems Day!

2:27pm September 17th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

New Post - Dispatch from the Trenches #17 now with FBI serving better porn. https://t.co/FgHf3nEbn0

2:04pm September 17th 2016 via WordPress.com