CBC is making me want to move to Canada. Far more positive and uplifting ads.

8:55pm April 30th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@MarigotC I found it the last time they pulled this crap. We are both really into the hockey playoffs this year!

8:34pm April 30th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to MarigotC

.@NBCSN Thanks for not showing the Caps vs. Penguins due to w blackout. Next time I hear your “watch every game” slogan I’ll remember this.

8:19pm April 30th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@LinusEdwards Sell it instead and use the money for something you want to do.

8:51pm April 29th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to LinusEdwards

@chartier I've been enjoying it for my Destiny clan chat group without Facebook's other nonsense!

4:47pm April 29th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to chartier

Sorry guys. Women have been body hacking for decades. I Have An IUD And A Chip In My Hand. https://t.co/YZQ9uKvH0m

10:57am April 29th 2016 via iOS

I'm on a contract-to-hire situation so I keep my job but the name on my pay check changes. And I'm short $400 in my pay check!

10:44am April 29th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to peroty

Things I never thought I'd have to ask: Why did you sign me up for a 401K plan I explicitly declined since my contract ends in 2 weeks?

10:43am April 29th 2016 via TweetDeck

My fortune cookie was downgraded to cookie. What does it mean?

7:32pm April 28th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @wilw: "Yes, Ted, I accept." Carly smiles, and hangs up. Camera pans to her desk, revealing a manuscript: HOW I UNMASKED THE ZODIAC KI…

7:00pm April 28th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Reminder: @TextExpander makes your life easier. https://t.co/OoufMNzAJc Stop retyping and start text expanding!

4:01pm April 28th 2016 via TweetDeck

@reesah Do you have signatures from 15 men?

11:54am April 28th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to reesah

Talk Show as performance art. https://t.co/4DwWc5YPL7

2:35pm April 27th 2016 via TweetDeck

@amahnke You should accept them all and then have them show up as unsuspecting guests on LURED - your new interview show. ;)

11:22am April 27th 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to amahnke

Ted Cruz to announce he is the Zodiac Killer once and for all. https://t.co/YO3F4hELEf

10:41am April 27th 2016 via TweetDeck

A dinosaur, a bird and a baby discuss technology on the next textisode of Dawn Patrol. https://t.co/bYOes4SGJq

10:19am April 27th 2016 via TweetDeck

RT @potatowire: Since @talkshow has now returned, take a look at the text version of Technical Difficulties: Dawn Patrol. https://t.co/3FA…

7:19pm April 26th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @ninlive: Download the @nineinchnails in-house video/soundboard feed from 01/22/1991 Wash DC show now! https://t.co/fLwG2EQXTU https://t…

12:50pm April 26th 2016 via TweetDeck

RT @fraying: I can’t believe the Hot New Things in tech right now are bots, VR, and live chat. It’s like the 90s all over again.

5:35pm April 25th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Also not into needles or pain play. The hottest thing in this office was to use of laptops and solid typing skills.

10:52am April 25th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to peroty

This morning I had a nice lady stick me with 59 needles. Each with a different allergen. I’m allergic to nothing.

10:50am April 25th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@patrickrhone Sounds very similar to troubleshooting. Figure out what it’s not can be as valuable as figuring out what it is.

10:24am April 25th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to patrickrhone

@KryHrd I haven’t missed it a day since I got a new job in Dec. Nice to see the Post realizing it has problems again.

9:14am April 25th 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to KryHrd

@austinkleon Are you not working up to your potential?

7:07pm April 23rd 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to austinkleon

@jgwns Yup. NBC doesn't want me to watch online. So I found a feed from CBC.

9:09pm April 22nd 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to jgwns

Looking at VPNs so I can watch my local hockey team play. Blackouts are the worst. How do they still exist in 2016?

7:38pm April 22nd 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@waxpancake [Austin Kleon — Roy Scranton, Learning to Die in the Anthropocene:...](https://t.co/vv4B0nh0dg)

5:21pm April 22nd 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to waxpancake

RT @wilw: Because it's a FAQ: We start production on season four of @Tabletop in a few days. New episodes should be out in June or July.

5:04pm April 22nd 2016 via TweetDeck

Latest call was from a "manager" from 703-383-0409. I told him, again, we rent and can't DO ANY WORK. So I expect a new call next week.

4:35pm April 22nd 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to peroty

They call from different numbers each time so blocking is a whack-a-mole game. They don't respect your request to be removed.

4:34pm April 22nd 2016 via TweetDeck in reply to peroty

If anyone from HomeFix EVER comes to your door, don't answer it. They've called me for over a year and no amount of asking makes it end.

4:33pm April 22nd 2016 via TweetDeck

RT @reesah: DC/VA/MD locals- if your organization needs a conference table or basic desk, @ me for details. (Cheap!) Ok to RT. https://t.co…

10:26am April 22nd 2016 via TweetDeck

@amatecha I bought a small QNAP unit earlier this year. Now I just need money for fat drives. Lol

4:04pm April 21st 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to amatecha