We bring you back to the latest action on The Hill™. Congress is going to pass a bill they'll know Obama will Veto. Then cry victim.

1:14pm September 25th 2015 via TweetDeck

RT @dancerindc: So wondering what exactly @wmata expects riders on B/O/S to do for the next 6 months. Leave 30-45 min earlier just to get t…

12:53pm September 25th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @FixWMATA: I predict #SOB riders will find or engineer new ways of getting to work and will abandon #WMATA.

12:53pm September 25th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @unsuckdcmetro: We Make Automobile Travel Attractive #wmata

12:52pm September 25th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @luzcita: In a government shutdown, these people will never get paid – and can least afford it http://t.co/CiX06EsOeX

8:02am September 25th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @abbymcdonald: ALSO WANTED: designers for book promo graphics (teasers and social media banners). Paid! If you've made great fan teasers…

8:50pm September 24th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

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8:50pm September 24th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@rabryst Nice. I've got about 30 mins left.

4:40pm September 24th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to rabryst

Listening to The Tim Ferriss Show: Scott Adams: The Man Behind Dilbert https://t.co/8AB2lDWCAu Great Dilbert history. http://t.co/HzAAKuuMNR

4:29pm September 24th 2015 via iOS

Phones are in great shape. Lived in cases. Battery life is flaky (why we replaced them). Going to eBay tonight. https://t.co/iIHKkuHYd2

4:24pm September 24th 2015 via TweetDeck

I have three iPhone 5 handsets to sell. All 32GB Two Black. One White. All AT&T/unlockable $100 / phone + shipping DM/reply for details

4:23pm September 24th 2015 via TweetDeck

RT @drance: BMW already under fire, shares down. "All measured data suggest that this is not a VW-specific issue." Hooooly moly. http://t.…

3:11pm September 24th 2015 via TweetDeck

Nice to see that automakers are mortgaging our planet's future with their greed. Thanks guys. Really appreciate that. http://t.co/X0vESQ1DBV

2:02pm September 24th 2015 via TweetDeck

@davidcaolo @cjchilvers It has a portable version. For when you’re brave enough / meet the IT folks.

10:03pm September 23rd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to davidcaolo

@cjchilvers @davidcaolo Breevy is my go-to at work. It imports TE snippets. None of mine are complex. No scripting or anything.

9:52pm September 23rd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to cjchilvers

RT @googleideas: The replies to our last tweet are precisely why we are exploring ways to combat online harassment.

8:35pm September 23rd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

No Mail Today. @ U.S. Department of Labor https://t.co/6i20aSh0bM

6:56pm September 22nd 2015 via Instagram

Is there a way to have @instagram stop saving photos to my camera roll I post from my camera roll?

6:28pm September 22nd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Morning, Bird. @ Derwood, Maryland https://t.co/daZ9avaQZT

6:26pm September 22nd 2015 via Instagram

Lazy Twitter: Is there an emoji keyboard that PUTS THE KEYBOARD SWITCHER BUTTON IN THE SAME PLACE AS THE MAIN KEYBOARD?

4:41pm September 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck

"Santa Claus" and "Pope Francis" have the same number of syllables. *sings* Pope Francis is coming to town!

2:54pm September 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck

@ianpatrickhines Roads around the Capitol Building should be open by noon. St. Patrick's Cathedral area closed until 6pm. Leave early.

2:42pm September 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to ianpatrickhines

@ianpatrickhines Specifically, avoid US Capitol area and area around St. Patrick's church. https://t.co/aLtkV5312x

2:32pm September 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to ianpatrickhines

@reesah James Fallows is one of my favorite people.

2:08pm September 22nd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to reesah

I always regret never getting to meet @tanehisicoates when I worked for @TheAtlantic. Amazing writer. https://t.co/DqCdrdZvLi

2:05pm September 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck

RT @SidizenKane: BREAKING: Black Panther #1 by @tanehisicoates to be 400 page meta-narrative examining inequality between Avengers. Already…

2:03pm September 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck

Here Lies Carl. He Read The Comments on a News Story.

12:45pm September 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck

@fiatluxfm I hope Siri doesn't want to fuck everyone in the world... #skynet

10:43am September 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to fiatluxfm

@fiatluxfm Siri is listening to you listen to Trent...

10:39am September 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to fiatluxfm

@highlandcco Oh, I'm fleeing at the stroke of 5. By hoof, foot or metro.

10:09am September 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to highlandcco

@highlandcco I'll say hi to him for you as I flee town tonight.

10:04am September 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to highlandcco

Glad to hear it. I'm excited again for it! https://t.co/yVEyUJoI2x

9:48am September 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck

Just got the "planning for government shutdown" email from Secretary Perez. Happy Tuesday, everyone!

9:46am September 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck