The first time I've ever seen an Octopus that wasn't curled up in a ball in the corner of the tank. @… https://t.co/f2nRohCKpI

7:54pm August 31st 2015 via Instagram

Hello from Virginia Beach.

6:43pm August 30th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@conorjmcclure Two-Finger Press. I’ve never used a mouse with a (Mac) laptop.

6:37pm August 30th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to conorjmcclure

Other than Mark Pilgrim and _why. https://t.co/oGJglZecOm

6:31pm August 30th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@potatowire I enjoyed America’s Best Dance Crew when it was on.

10:31pm August 28th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to potatowire

@potatowire My wife mocks me endlessly for them. Their so cheesy and feel good. But I like watching people dance. I never could. Lol

10:23pm August 28th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to potatowire

@potatowire I have a deep love for the Step Up movies.

10:18pm August 28th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to potatowire

RT @Jenthulhu: This is getting passed around among my scifi writing friends. I fucking love it! http://t.co/5C5sUoGVZk

6:07pm August 28th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@johnchidgey I agree with you there. Thanks for the link. :)

2:39am August 28th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to johnchidgey

@reesah I just ate Half Baked for dinner. #adulting J/K Qdoba and rum later.

7:05pm August 27th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to reesah

Dream out-of-office reply for next week:

6:16pm August 27th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

You’re the Expert: Inside a Dog’s Brain Puppy Psychologist! That's a thing? That's a heartwarming thing! https://t.co/zqULmxCg9H

6:10pm August 27th 2015 via iOS

Reply All: #36 Today’s The Day What if that goat comes back? https://t.co/E6bdGAed5J

5:56pm August 27th 2015 via iOS

#wmata at Judiciary Square: Next Station Farragut North. Sorry Gallery Place & Metro Center. You’ve been replaced. http://t.co/EhJqmdH

5:24pm August 27th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Just because you’re off the escalator doesn’t mean it stops for the people behind you. #wmata

5:21pm August 27th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Watched #wmata mgr. at J. Square help mother with baby stroller down escalator. Stopped at bottom to hand off. Patrons behind collided.

5:20pm August 27th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@bradleychambers I agree but all Audible books are $14.99. Want a book? Sign up. Pay $14.99. Buy book with monthly credit. Cancel account.

5:09pm August 27th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to bradleychambers

@talldarknweirdo More mysteriously I lost the auto brightness feature months ago. Others have confirmed its still there.

12:29pm August 27th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to talldarknweirdo

@talldarknweirdo It has issues syncing music from iTunes too. Last time I did it, it took 12-15 hours to sync the music over. 2172 songs.

12:26pm August 27th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to talldarknweirdo

@talldarknweirdo Yeah, I may try it tomorrow. I've not had a day where I could spend the time to restore my phone.

12:25pm August 27th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to talldarknweirdo

New Post - Longer hours don't make for better work http://t.co/w6lT4kcXVt

11:40am August 27th 2015 via WordPress.com

Quentin Blake's illustrated Roald Dahl's books and his work is wonderful in Michael Rosen's Sad Book. http://t.co/IVkvIoNttC

11:01am August 27th 2015 via TweetDeck

Generating emails is not a sign of work getting done.

9:45am August 27th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @FixWMATA: #WMATA has to run trains at 4 MPH to keep from derailing but is spending money researching it's biggest problem: ME. http://t…

9:36am August 27th 2015 via TweetDeck

@talldarknweirdo Not yet. I don't know how many months ago I made a wired backup. It backs up "to the cloud" randomly.

9:31am August 27th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to talldarknweirdo

@talldarknweirdo Yeah. My wife’s has been doing the same thing. So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8:58am August 27th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to talldarknweirdo

@talldarknweirdo Probably. It’s about time for an upgrade soon.

8:53am August 27th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to talldarknweirdo

My iPhone 5′s talent for shutting down at random is a really super new feature!

8:14am August 27th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@caseyliss I just assume VA uses anything they can get away with. Same for most states.

9:14pm August 26th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to caseyliss

@conorjmcclure I’ve avoided it. Thankfully. My VA media friends are on edge.

8:49pm August 26th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to conorjmcclure

RT @hotrodngold: Hey. Do me a favour. RT this if you live in the US, don't own a gun, and have never felt you needed one/wanted one to "be …

8:48pm August 26th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Now that I've ordered food, I guess I'll go pen some @GrubHub fan fiction. Are vampires over? http://t.co/WUeBVg82Gc

6:56pm August 26th 2015 via TweetDeck