Meet Alan. Alan got fired from his job because he hadn't made it to work on time for five straight days in a year. https://t.co/2QCHRpN3Hb

1:28pm July 27th 2015 via TweetDeck

@conorjmcclure Glad you're OK, Conor! *pictures you ripping your way out of the car to safety.*

12:41pm July 27th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to conorjmcclure

@FixWMATA Oh, I don't believe anything is being rebuilt for a second. But I can dream.

11:10am July 27th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to FixWMATA

#wmata now features: - Weekend Rebuilding - Weeknight Rebuilding - Mid-day Rebuilding I look forward to Rush Hour Rebuilding (Fall 2015)

10:58am July 27th 2015 via TweetDeck

RT @rothgar: Startup idea: buy a bunch of @ChickfilA on Saturday and deliver it to people on Sunday

10:25am July 27th 2015 via TweetDeck

@FixWMATA @OverhaulMetro I assume the person was either removed from the train at that point. Or they were OK to continue. Then offloaded.

9:54am July 27th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to FixWMATA

@FixWMATA @OverhaulMetro I couldn't see the interaction at Dupont but people asked for water. The EMTs spoke with them briefly.

9:54am July 27th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to FixWMATA

Gallery Place. Offloaded from train headed to Glenmont. Same one with DuPont sick passenger. Car 6152 #wmata http://t.co/IXJ8HfyHqm

9:12am July 27th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@FixWMATA and now we offloaded at Gallery Place. Do I win a prize? #Wmata #failedcommute

9:09am July 27th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to peroty

@FixWMATA We’re on the move. Passenger in my car. Couldn’t see due to crowding. #wmata #redline

8:59am July 27th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to FixWMATA

Now, I must try to sleep for tomorrow (today) there is beach.

4:05am July 26th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

I’m in partial disbelief we succeeded. I thought for sure it would be a night of “almost”. But we did it. And I feel amazing.

4:05am July 26th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

It took is until 3:07am to defeat a huge boss in Destiny tonight. But I enjoyed every minute of it. (Skolas. lvl 35. Prison of Elders.)

4:04am July 26th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

The Police Are Not Military. But they sure act like it. https://t.co/qkjZVX7hjF

2:02pm July 25th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @FranTownsend: #OPM gave direct access to hacked databases to #China & #Argentina contractors they hired http://t.co/EB0ZVJKYYS

1:59pm July 25th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @sanspoint: Can't make tonight's @usairguitar Eastern Conference Finals? Watch it online: http://t.co/DEGcjA2wPo Two drink minimum stil…

1:58pm July 25th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@SweatingCommas There is no normal. My parents. Days or weeks. My in-laws. Seconds.

1:55pm July 25th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SweatingCommas

RT @HeerJeet: Man who hated feminists goes on shooting spree at theatre showing film by feminist actress, kills 2 women. Motive remains mys…

1:54pm July 25th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@reesah Secret Aaaaaaaggeeennntt Maaa'aaamm!!

4:27pm July 24th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to reesah

@joesteel Your keyboard would have improved by now if you had done your part.

12:29pm July 24th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to joesteel

RT @apike: Cats seem unpredictable until you realize that their primary goal in life is to be on top of warm things. http://t.co/v7Jdj7vIGY

7:30am July 24th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

YES! That bridge is absolutely terrifying and triggers my fear of heights every time I drive it. https://t.co/oNkEROKNab

11:02pm July 23rd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

But the piano part at the end remains my favorite. http://t.co/Vgd6yxhmgc http://t.co/JS2pcNOXbm

7:36pm July 23rd 2015 via iOS

@Roger_Bowles Welcome to my entire life running meeting within government. Most of them could be replaced with an email.

11:37am July 23rd 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to Roger_Bowles

RT @AdamTuss: Metro getting update on 911 coverage. Official says once train goes in tunnel, cell phones only have 28% chance of connecting…

10:46am July 23rd 2015 via TweetDeck

RT @halophoenix: Over @lifehacker today, we talked to one of my personal heroes - @altonbrown - about how he gets stuff done: http://t.co/s…

12:01am July 23rd 2015 via TweetDeck

@sanspoint 1: Not huge. 2169 songs on phone. 3765 total. 2. 70/30 Amazon&CD rips/iTunes 3. Yes. Artwork. Lyrics.

11:44pm July 22nd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to sanspoint

@HCMarks @njtransit Did they acknowledge that? Without prompting?

4:43pm July 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to HCMarks

@sanspoint Thanks. It sounds like she's working on one.

4:07pm July 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to sanspoint

@JonathanEbinger, @Metrorailinfo is trying to ask: were the stickers you show us the actual fare gate or another machine at the station?

3:24pm July 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck

Do you need to make a simple screencast? Do you want it to be a GIF? https://t.co/KQS1h77Dw3 is wonderful. Mac/PC.Super simple to use!

2:48pm July 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck

@waxpancake He dismissed the "randomness" of new-style games. There's no pattern to learn and master.

1:50pm July 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to waxpancake

Do you use F.Lux? Of course you do. @justgetflux is awesome. Pro-Tip: Press Alt+Page Down to dim your screen. Page Up brightens.

11:59am July 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck

RT @sanspoint: Can I poke the hornet's nest about podcast ads? I'm skipping a lot more of them these days, and here's why: they're almost a…

11:57am July 22nd 2015 via TweetDeck