Sharks and rays at the National Aquarium in Baltimore. https://t.co/Fis5vO6xQy

9:51pm March 22nd 2015 via Instagram

The bubble tubes at the National Aquarium in Baltimore. https://t.co/kM323vEvyF

9:50pm March 22nd 2015 via Instagram

.@Metrorailinfo Why do you never display the incoming train times or lengths at Shady Grove?

9:48pm March 22nd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Metrorailinfo

*warm hugs* From the Baltimore Aquarium https://t.co/YBj8jq5OBO

6:16pm March 22nd 2015 via Instagram

RT @avclark: If you've ever wondered what the hell my podcast (and all the stuff I'm trying to do) is really… https://t.co/XDgjk2axcs

6:12pm March 22nd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @SweatingCommas: I need to add a custom field to my contacts app for “Owns Kindle?” so I know which friends I can instantly surprise wit…

2:25pm March 22nd 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Skrillex (29), Nine Inch Nails (1) & Flobots (1) #lastfm http://t.co/CItG8FfHXe

10:34am March 22nd 2015 via Tweekly.fm

@ianpatrickhines I only saw 1 reason. Because there’s no way I’m clicking through 100 images.

6:43pm March 21st 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ianpatrickhines

Listennow! RT @COVERED_fm: Somewhere, someone is looking for a #podcast recommendation. Why not toot our horn for us? http://t.co/GYDPzIHJ0v

6:41pm March 21st 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Whenever I go to meet someone from Craigslist I make up elaborate stories in my head about how they’re plotting to kill me.

3:52pm March 21st 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @Panoramix18: Anyone else want to make @peroty nervous? Watch his live stream. http://t.co/QMjW0smnxu

8:19pm March 20th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @hotdogsladies: Is it too much to ask for a new season of "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" every week? Feels reasonable.

3:55pm March 20th 2015 via TweetDeck

Is this you? Ø Java/J2EE Engineering Ø .NET Engineering Ø DataStage Ø Spectrum Management Are you near DC? Hit me up. Jobs open. $$$$$$

2:43pm March 20th 2015 via TweetDeck

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2:36pm March 20th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Reminder: Carefully consider your restaurant choices for the next few weeks. There will be a lot of college sports fans watching basketball.

2:35pm March 20th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

I can confirm the Logitech Solar keyboard works perfectly when there is no natural sunlight. http://t.co/cTITb3a1nX

2:07pm March 20th 2015 via TweetDeck

When I worked in a print shop, I had a file of weird prints. This is one of my favorites. http://t.co/MSZrsXJpEW

1:44pm March 20th 2015 via Twitter Web Client

@joesteel Good Morning Joe. I don’t recall stepping through a wardrobe.

10:33am March 20th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to joesteel

@scottyloveless @joshuaginter You all are going to need to kickstart a fund for me to buy one of these cameras. You're killing me.

10:29am March 20th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to scottyloveless

@patrickrhone If you'd prefer something more bare for your air™ there's http://t.co/7o0EaaGFSN

9:20am March 20th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to patrickrhone

@patrickrhone There's a share sheet extension that will let you do just that. https://t.co/UrMGy44zEu So you could use it from any note app.

9:20am March 20th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to patrickrhone

I have to give credit to #wmata. My red line commute has been smooth the past few weeks for the most part. No track or handrail fires.

7:55am March 20th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT @ericholscher: If folks have ideas on fundraising or sponsorship, I'd love to hear your thoughts eric@ericholscher.com — Hoping to make …

6:07pm March 19th 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Listening to Lore: Episode 1: They Made a Tonic http://t.co/JOBpQTdiAR I really enjoyed Lore. #MoreLore http://t.co/0sdykOyBoD

5:06pm March 19th 2015 via iOS

RT @malanowski: Quantum Mechanics: 1. Become a scientist. 2. Get bored with science. 3. Make shit up. 4. Call it quantum mechanics 5. Profi…

3:43pm March 19th 2015 via TweetDeck

@conorjmcclure I knew you'd turn to a life of crime eventually. There must be a good story here...

3:18pm March 19th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to conorjmcclure

@potatowire Too long. Could you read it to me?

2:50pm March 19th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to potatowire

@potatowire Very little would make me happier. :-) @jjlsetter is your second listener.

2:36pm March 19th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to potatowire

@potatowire I need to invite you to my often-thought-about-but-never-worked-on Point. Counterpoint. A NEW CHALLENGER blog.

2:24pm March 19th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to potatowire

@HCMarks FullyCovered_FM? OverlyCovered_FM? Gotta keep with your braaaaaaand.

2:18pm March 19th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to HCMarks

@cjchilvers Just like the amateur who posts every photo they shoot. The professional knows how to edit.

2:15pm March 19th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to cjchilvers

@cjchilvers Looking forward to your upcoming book: A Lesser Writer.

1:52pm March 19th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to cjchilvers

I desperately want to sit on a quiet shore with a fishing pole in my hand and the sun overhead.

1:00pm March 19th 2015 via TweetDeck

It makes me happy to see Chrome as high as it is. RT @ianpatrickhines: The US government's web traffic. http://t.co/OJ2kFD6EeO

12:40pm March 19th 2015 via TweetDeck

@davidcaolo Watch out. I hear there's a syndrome there that makes it hard to leave. (I'll see myself out.)

12:29pm March 19th 2015 via TweetDeck in reply to davidcaolo

I have an extremely hard time shutting out people's voices. Like those on the phones around me. But I can shut out music, even with words.

10:34am March 19th 2015 via TweetDeck