@ChewingPencils Don't worry. The MRI is where they remove the implants.

1:29pm November 26th 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ChewingPencils

@joesteel The most secure mailbox! Safe from human tampering! @CoveredCA

12:53pm November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to joesteel

@malanowski You've already got the animal part down. And your spirit is in the right place. So BOOM

12:50pm November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to malanowski

@malanowski Then I will get to work on bettering the lives of Texans.

12:37pm November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to malanowski

@malanowski Can I be a good Texan without ever visiting Texas?

12:36pm November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to malanowski

@malanowski So, I CAN help your state's geography and train?

12:35pm November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to malanowski

@malanowski I don't give good advice. Problem solved.

12:34pm November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to malanowski

@malanowski Well... I can't help your state's lack of subterranean state and lack of locomotion.

12:34pm November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to malanowski

@joesteel @CoveredCA Government Contracting: Giving the work to the lowest bidder. And hoping for the best.

12:30pm November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to joesteel

Sloths HATE to be pet. They prefer to be held. #SlothTalk

12:17pm November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck

I found and scanned one of my favorite pictures of me. This one is from 1998, Costa Rica. http://t.co/sgWYgvNKvn

12:15pm November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck

@malanowski Airplane Mode. Trains also work. Basements. Government buildings. Courts. There's lots of great places to disconnect.

12:11pm November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to malanowski

@malanowski My dental office with no signal really helped me @instapaper queue this week.

12:06pm November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to malanowski

Less is More: Twitter Edition. RT @hotdogsladies: Tweetbot filtering I mentioned on B2W yesterday. http://t.co/Nxv6E1kr2a

11:50am November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck

https://t.co/87MxWb5TOc Facts are fun. And there's still time to give your $15 away.

11:21am November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck

@conorjmcclure @1Password @MacSparky It if makes you feel any better, I can't redeem it until I am nearer to my iPad.

10:51am November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to conorjmcclure

RT @danhacker: 'Horrible Bosses 2' being the biggest movie opening this week is like Hollywood saying "Sorry, we'll try harder next week".

10:42am November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck

Did you get that @1Password email earlier today? Did you get your free @MacSparky Field Guide from it? If not, you should!

10:39am November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck

@jjlsetter My wife laughs at me for putting Revolution on in certain spots for the music and dancing in those moments.

10:20am November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to jjlsetter

The music in Step Up Revolution was better than Step Up All In. The robot couple was adorable.

10:18am November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck

RT @scalzi: Also be aware that in being willing to settle for a tie in this case, we are forgoing the possibility/necessity of HIGHLANDER W…

9:58am November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck

This is incredible. RT @chaseclemons: I just found http://t.co/QSsMDSTJxn and it might be the best thing I've seen all year.

9:38am November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck

@malanowski Friends don't let friends drive uncaffeinated.

9:32am November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to malanowski

@an_sceal Do you have punching over TCP/IP already? It's a requirement before upgrading.

9:13am November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to an_sceal

@an_sceal What is your motivation for this scene?

9:12am November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to an_sceal

@malanowski Did you see what you sent me? Basically incantations and gibberish. Yet it performs MAGIC! :-)

8:19am November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to malanowski

Click. Sign in. Benefit! RT @bradleychambers: Current Audible members can get a $10 coupon on this link. https://t.co/ezTdKA9Cjr

7:05am November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck

5:55am: Nearly run over on wet road as a woman just had to beat a red light. Despite my neon green umbrella and 6'5" frame. She saw me.

6:08am November 26th 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Sleep? What is this sleep?

3:13am November 26th 2014 via TweetDeck

Highlight text. Click the bookmarklet. Quoted snippet with source is ready to blog about. (Yes, I'm really excited!) http://t.co/I8ZKd2rPv6

8:59pm November 25th 2014 via TweetDeck

All Hail The Platypus, @malanowski!

8:55pm November 25th 2014 via TweetDeck

.@malanowski made me a bookmarklet to: - grab highlighted text and copy it - take the page title and URL and put them into Markdown style!

8:54pm November 25th 2014 via TweetDeck

@malanowski That is PERFECT Rob! :-D Thank you so much! You should publish it to your blog. It's exactly what I wanted!

8:53pm November 25th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to malanowski

@drpotter Behind you! Nothing. Nothing at all. And yes. Always creepy.

8:46pm November 25th 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to drpotter

RT @dayoneapp: 50 Day One Promo Codes will appear on this page at 3:00 PM Pacific (45 minutes from now). https://t.co/9UX8MfgyAn

8:35pm November 25th 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS

@amahnke Linus said something like adios Twitter earlier today.

6:37pm November 25th 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to amahnke