Who owns the right to the Washington Senators? We could bring that back. #RedskinsPride @Redskins @SenatorReid

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Washington Team that Practices in Virginia and Plays In Maryland. @Redskins @SenatorReid

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RT @ChrisWarcraft: Dear @redskins. What the fuck is wrong with you? Creating a hashtag called #redskinpride is like asking people to suppor…

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This won't go poorly. Nope. RT @Redskins: Tweet @SenatorReid to show your #RedskinsPride and tell him what the team means to you.

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@ErinMFeldman The idea is sticking with me. Familiar stories told from alternate viewpoints.

4:24pm May 29th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

@ErinMFeldman LOL I have random (stupid) ideas. I usually keep them to myself. Sometimes I share them.

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@scottyloveless Scotty! You're alive!

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New Post - Today's Random Idea: Obituaries for bystanders in action movies http://t.co/oEXOqHEPuI

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@AlexMorse That's why, despite the speed issues, FiOS kick the crap out of Comcast. Also known as "Random Outages Galore!"

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I drove through Maryland, Pennsylvania and most of NY seeking a patch of sky for: http://t.co/6WzQFOpauI Hamburg, NY. 3:30am. 0 Meteors.

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@reesah 1. drain water. 2. add cheese (I like a shredded mozzarella but it's up to you) 3. add a favorite seasoning. Enjoy.

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@sidoneill @joesteel @LinusEdwards *faves this entire thread* Good points all around.

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@reesah I often felt guilty for ruining your writing time. *hugs*

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@reesah You lack a drink machine to walk to. And a table to write at. And a co-worker who singlehanded my delayed a book. ;)

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@reesah That's one thing I hate about my new job. I can sit for 8 straight hours if I let myself.

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HOT FEATHERED SINGLES ARE CHECKING YOU OUT! http://t.co/ibddNjwpju

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@reesah I only walk to justify eating more food.

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@SweatingCommas Ended up in a field outside of Hamburg, NY. Clear sky but no meteors at 3:30am.

12:14pm May 29th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

@SweatingCommas I drove 8 hours seeking a clear patch of sky to watch the alleged meteor shower were were supposed to see Friday night.

12:14pm May 29th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

@SweatingCommas Only when I have a wife in tow and must be back at work on Tuesday. Otherwise it would not have been too far at all.

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@SweatingCommas I looked up how far it would be to drive from Niagara Falls to Grand Rapids. Verdict: Too far for a weekend trip.

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@joesteel You and your fancy Tweetbot for Mac

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Tweet from @peroty failed: Bad Authentication data I'm seeing this a lot in Tweetdeck.

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@conorjmcclure Thanks. I just responded to their email. :-)

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@sidoneill But my, the new line of summer yaks will look good! @statamic

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@sidoneill LOCAL SIDEBARS IN YOUR AREA ARE LOOKING TO HOLD ADS!

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@sidoneill They asked me out. I think they want to go steady.

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What do we think about fusion ads?

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@jdbentley I've found the same thing. You may enjoy https://t.co/qPPmkia9un if you don't read it already. It's better signal to noise IMHO.

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@HCMarks Such a great interview and talk. Invite me to the bar too? @clarkgregg @NerdistDotCom

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RT @ChrisWarcraft: "WE HERE IN CONGRESS DON'T THINK THE MILITARY SHOULD WORRY ABOUT A SHIFTING GLOBAL LANDSCAPE BECAUSE WARGLEBLARGLE HERPA…

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Trent Reznor now works for Apple. So... That happened.

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Thanks for the replies everyone.

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@ErinMFeldman I stole it from the Roald Dahl book of the same name. ;) One of my favorites growing up.

4:31pm May 28th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

@ErinMFeldman Thanks! :-) We BFGs move through the world peacefully enough. (BFG = Big Friendly Giant)

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@SweatingCommas (No question. Sorry for the weird shorthand)

4:09pm May 28th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

@SweatingCommas Right. It's more for other people. Not me. And I didn't even consider quotes are sacred. Once you said that, there was no ?

4:09pm May 28th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

@jgwns Indeed. I am a foul-mouthed person in real life. But I don't want to (possibly) alienate my audience. Quotes are sacred.

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@eaton You wrote a great piece for The Pastry Box. I quoted it here: http://t.co/92rSKqvDh5 Thank you for writing it.

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@SweatingCommas Thanks. That's what I decided on.

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New Post - Listen, (There's a naughty word in a quote portion of another piece. You've been warned.) http://t.co/jPbxlu7gJ0

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