@SweatingCommas It's more the humans you'll see than the talk. Though I'm sure those are good too. :)

9:33pm April 30th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

@SweatingCommas It's a great idea! I'm also jealous of your UserConf trip.

9:05pm April 30th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

@SweatingCommas Have you considered writing "The World According to Jason?" Or Measured Social Media? @scottyloveless @sidoneill

8:45pm April 30th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

@scottyloveless @sidoneill The "Avengers for Good" can be just as bad as those who they're railing against. Also, turn off RTs for some.

8:37pm April 30th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

@scottyloveless @sidoneill I did a purge of people here and on ADN who were toxic.

8:36pm April 30th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

RT @Metrorailinfo: @peroty it means some trains will skip stops or offload/change direction back the other way so Red Line schedule (every …

6:06pm April 30th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS

"We will be experiencing delays to get back on schedule." — Red Line Train Conductor #wmata What does that mean?

5:48pm April 30th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @flyosity: LinkedIn punishes logged-in users by obscuring profile details. Log out and it's displayed. Supremely stupid. http://t.co/YbO…

5:24pm April 30th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS

Offloaded red line train to Grosvenor @ Faragut North. #wmata

5:23pm April 30th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS

I love @idonethis for keeping track of my accomplishments and notes for each day. Especially helpful come review time & status reports.

4:08pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

Ever since I watched this: https://t.co/5ES2Azfei5 I've been feeling feisty. And like punching.

3:51pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

@SweatingCommas I wouldn't know. Rent a boat and visit Maryland. You could get a two for 1 deal. ;-) @sidoneill

3:32pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

@joesteel You're drinking Jeff's coffee. Inferior coffee.

2:43pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

Hi Greetings…!!! This is Aaron from 22nd Century Technologies Inc. 2nd person today, 5th person overall. Same email. Same job. Really.

2:41pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

Replace Snow with Rain and you have... TODAY IN MARYLAND™ RT @crateofpenguins: Snow Driving the Internet http://t.co/071tyJkuJq

2:29pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

How about some credit? Metro Map drawn to scale. Developed by Arlington, VA graphic designer Peter Dovak https://t.co/kPmgP8Ip1S

2:20pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

RT @ericholscher: Sabotaging your ability to live a normal life can also be viewed as investing in long term happiness.

12:53pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

@korzdorfer *click click click click* *ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff* ...and then Joe said he would pick up the pizza.... ...I know ri...

12:52pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

Anyone want to work Desktop Support for NIH in Bethesda, MD? I've gotten calls from 3 separate recruiters from the same company in 3 days.

12:41pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

Where were you in your documentation? Who were you going to respond to? What question did you mean to answer just a moment befo~~RINGRING~~~

12:33pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

Now. Concentrate. Concentrate.

12:32pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

And the phone constantly ringing since it's a shared office line for networking issues for hundreds of remote sites.

12:32pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

Then sprinkle in 2-5 people talking on the phone, 1 on speakerphone 2 of them on the same conference call.

12:32pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

Now we'll add in a partition for a wall so you can hear the office next to you.

12:31pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

Concentrate. Concentrate.

12:31pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

RT @sanspoint: Here’s the thing about “business models”. If you wouldn’t do business with someone who does business the way you do, don’t …

12:30pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

@reesah Actual audiobooks. I don't have a device that will read to me. My Mac *could* but I don't use that feature. I could test & shar

12:19pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

@sidoneill Sid Doesn't Like To MOVE IT MOVE IT! #MoveIt

12:07pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

And the government is doing nothing. RT @MaxTemkin: 234 girls were abducted last week from a physics test in Nigeria http://t.co/HQl69qPFme

12:05pm April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

@reesah iPhone for audiobooks. Does that count?

11:53am April 30th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

RT @chartier: Way too many work/group conversation apps are debuting with no simple way to go offline or check out of work. This is not a m…

11:50am April 30th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @chartier: We need to be able to punch out of work on our personal devices and leave work at work. I am not a machine.

11:50am April 30th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS

There's a reason I save EVERY. SINGLE. EMAIL in an Archive folder in Outlook. CYA™©®

10:30am April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

There are two different colors of Mountain Dew bottles on my desk. How is your morning going?

9:52am April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

I saw the Bomb Squad having breakfast this morning. They were laughing and carrying on. That's good news, right?

8:50am April 30th 2014 via TweetDeck

@johnchidgey You are a gentleman and a scholar, sir.

9:56pm April 29th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

@MarigotC I also take the metro, walk around a huge building and have a gym in my building at home. And you're not obscenely overweight.

9:35pm April 29th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

Just posted a 3.02 mi walk - Today, Day 3, was tougher than the last two. I went hard the first mil ... http://t.co/1tldLrbnxM #RunKeeper

9:25pm April 29th 2014 via RunKeeper

I can't fix the world. Only myself.

8:13pm April 29th 2014 via TweetDeck

For @SweatingCommas RT @ericholscher: Two pretty awesome conference organizing guides: http://t.co/FC6PaBRcl4 & http://t.co/5GK8mepXKk

8:07pm April 29th 2014 via TweetDeck

RT @johnchidgey: And by “like TeeSpring” I mean they do to $0 upfront, minimum quantity, no risk deal.

5:18pm April 29th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @johnchidgey: In light of the @atpfm T-Shirts, I’ve always wondered if there was a service like TeeSpring but sold Polo shirts? Any idea…

5:18pm April 29th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS