For the record, Carl is in the house. Watching The Walking Dead.

11:35pm February 28th 2014 via Buffer

@sidoneill Jonathan Maberry? Joe Ledger series?

11:27pm February 28th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

@sidoneill Welcome back to the internet. Go to the aquarium there. It's outstanding!

9:08pm February 28th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

I live in a rented condo. Building has business deal with Comcast for TV. Anyone know if that will get my a better price on their Internet?

8:34pm February 28th 2014 via TweetDeck

@VZWSupport Lower quality + raising prices doesn't help. Comcast is $20-30 cheaper per month for higher speeds.

8:27pm February 28th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

@VZWSupport Speedtest is good. But I watch a lot of Netflix and streaming video. And now it’s unusable. No problems for 2+ years.

7:09pm February 28th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

@VZWSupport Netflix buffers 5-10 time per 30 minute episode of TV. Does it on Ethernet or wireless. Same on computer/Roku/Xbox 360.

7:08pm February 28th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

On repeat all week. ♫ Mind of a Beast by The Glitch Mob #nowplaying @groovemusicapp http://t.co/gQNPrIkUHB

6:31pm February 28th 2014 via iOS

@flyosity You don't identify as Napoleon or Dr. Jekyll? Missed opportunity. ;-)

2:32pm February 28th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

@VZWSupport Right. Sorry. Late night and frustration. I appreciate the help. Unfortunately I'm back where I started though.

2:16pm February 28th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

I have now spent more time in Excel today than 8 years of High school/college. Hour 3 done. Approaching Hour 4.

12:40pm February 28th 2014 via TweetDeck

"If your documentation is a directory full of files on GitHub, I close the tab." http://t.co/Gh2dZ3yZ4g Great projects need great documents.

11:50am February 28th 2014 via Buffer

@SweatingCommas Or if you're just not allowed to see Death Valley.

9:16am February 28th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

@SweatingCommas I wonder if that's part of their new stance on self-harm/harassment post stuff they talked about recently in the new TOS.

9:16am February 28th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

I drove by the NSA a few weeks ago on my way home from a casino. They say hi. And ask if you've lose weight.

9:05am February 28th 2014 via TweetDeck

Awake til 2am. Alarm screams at 6:40. I feel like the NSA watching Twitter.

9:05am February 28th 2014 via TweetDeck

@SweatingCommas Tumblr's search appears to be based on tags. Rendering it mostly useless.

9:01am February 28th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

"My only two goals when I started were to be honest and clear, both of which are harder than I thought they’d be. " http://t.co/CfDpotupwa

8:48am February 28th 2014 via Buffer

New Post: Embrace the tools you have instead of wishing for ones you don't. http://t.co/Zmdu2M1Vv4

8:01am February 28th 2014 via WordPress.com

@patrickrhone Too busy with Netflix streaming problems over FiOS. Unhappy wife means a geek’s work is never done.

1:30am February 28th 2014 via TweetDeck

@XOCare FYI your customer feedback form on your support pages links to: http://ektronxostaging/forms/xo-customer-connection

12:51am February 28th 2014 via Twitter Web Client

@XOCare Troubleshooting Netflix with @VerizonSupport. They're saying issues is on your end according to Traceroutes: https://t.co/CZBf5EGPKe

12:49am February 28th 2014 via Twitter Web Client

No issues for years with FiOS. Then all of the sudden Netflix is unusable. Wife is unhappy. That means Changes Will Be Made.

12:47am February 28th 2014 via Twitter Web Client

Verizon tried to help. Pointing the finger to http://t.co/wbfYVhbZ0V saying it's out of their control. That doesn't help me.

12:47am February 28th 2014 via Twitter Web Client

Looks like I’m not the only one in the DC taking to Twitter about the terrible FiOS performance today. $8/month rate hike doesn’t help.

12:17am February 28th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS

@sidoneill And pay the highest prices for the slowest access. And now this. Selective service though the same pipes.

11:58pm February 27th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

Why am I paying $63/month for a service that can’t deliver movies through the “fiber to my home?”

11:57pm February 27th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS

Unable to use Netflix because @Verizon #FiOS is so bad it buffers every few minutes. AND rates went up $8/month. Calling Comcast tomorrow.

11:56pm February 27th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS

So is True Detective SE7EN: The Television Series?

9:34pm February 27th 2014 via TweetDeck

"Nude Yoga. I swear by it. Really gets the creative juices flowing." http://t.co/AyoZErHItb Everyone has their own secret for writing.

8:12pm February 27th 2014 via Buffer

"Don’t worry about making a lot or readership numbers. Focus on helping one person. Then 10. Then the world." http://t.co/wWrXhMue3N

4:49pm February 27th 2014 via Buffer

RT @flyosity: Sometimes when a tweet is really good I fave & unfave it 20+ times so their phone is showered in fave push notifications.

3:35pm February 27th 2014 via TweetDeck

@chaseclemons That’s true. Less SciFi than cop drama. It’s been on since the 1600s I think.

2:55pm February 27th 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

Fitbit Aria Scale is on sale for $99 from Amazon. Clip the digital coupon for the extra savings. http://t.co/WaEP6Q2TK3

2:50pm February 27th 2014 via TweetDeck

@joesteel Perfect. Now I need to work that into my own life. I wonder if he just had pizza, or a cheeseburger or if someone patted his head

2:04pm February 27th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

@chaseclemons Agreed. I'm enjoying the series overall, but I'm so scared they'll cancel it like everything else I've enjoyed.

2:03pm February 27th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

What does Contentment look like?

2:02pm February 27th 2014 via TweetDeck

This week's Almost Human could have been right out of The Twilight Zone. Man builds a new face to woo a woman he met online. She's blind.

1:56pm February 27th 2014 via TweetDeck

@sidoneill I think the right arrow should read ONWARD TO VICTORY and the left arrow read REEETREEEEAT!!! @joesteel

1:35pm February 27th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

@sidoneill I was looking through favorites for something I apparently never favorited. And found that one.

1:25pm February 27th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to

RT @sidoneill: PityFave™ my HateTweet®

1:13pm February 27th 2014 via TweetDeck

RT @ianpatrickhines: I wonder how this relates to political ads on Facebook? http://t.co/Y0HGU66yZJ Facebook likes are meaningless.

12:07pm February 27th 2014 via TweetDeck

Always do more than is required of you.” - George S. Patton

11:50am February 27th 2014 via Buffer

RT @Kristen_Painter: Ben & Jerry's employees can take home 3 pints of ice cream a day. Suddenly all my career decisions seem so wrong.

9:58am February 27th 2014 via TweetDeck

@HCMarks Jailed for riding the train? Is that illegal now? DC is trying to make it feel that way by punishing us that try to use it.

9:37am February 27th 2014 via TweetDeck in reply to