Sounds like there will be Professional Hand Egg this year. This means there will be Fantasy Hand Egg. GO PIGGERS! #fb

7:34am July 22nd 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @morninggloria: If homosexuality is a sickness, can you call in gay to work?

8:27pm July 21st 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @TheDemocrats: It's been nearly 200 days since the GOP took control of the House—and they still haven't done anything on jobs: http:/ ...

6:37pm July 21st 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

Scream real loud when you hear today's secret word, "Roof" at @playlookit's playhouse http://plylk.it/qQHHA8

6:15pm July 21st 2011 via Lookit

It only feels like 113 outside. Not so ready to leave work...

4:48pm July 21st 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @sillermoon: If only "listens to idiotic bullshit while maintaining composure" was a resume-worthy skill.

3:07pm July 21st 2011 via TweetDeck

@thewatergate We'd like a group photo of the new Yoga Ballers!

2:19pm July 21st 2011 via TweetDeck

So far I see you can virtualize 10.7 (Lion) in another copy of Lion. But can you virtualize Lion Server? Inside a VMWare ESXI environment?

2:03pm July 21st 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @Ihnatko: Cool: "Pride And Prejudice And Zombies" is 99 cents in the Kindle Store for the next week (normally $12). http://t.co/QwNw0Kb

1:02pm July 21st 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

@talldarknweirdo I've read that Lion server can be virtualized on non-Apple hardware but haven't seen anything concrete. You heard anything?

12:33pm July 21st 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

@talldarknweirdo thanks. Our apple rep finally got back to us about it right before the launch.

12:20pm July 21st 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

Today calls for NIN's Heavy Cuts. http://t.co/Kjyc3FL Definitive NIN - Heavy

11:04am July 21st 2011 via Twitter for Websites

This is why you need math. RT @flyosity: Animating a donut in 3D using JavaScript (and lots of math.) Pretty amazing. http://t.co/Ac0QfDG

10:42am July 21st 2011 via TweetDeck

@nilsgeylen I'd say you need a better country. But ours just got in this week. lol

9:15am July 21st 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

I've got one more Spotify invite left. First person to it gets it. http://share.peroty.com/PeOz

9:14am July 21st 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @goodreads: "There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed." http://bit.ly/nFmPKP #quoteoftheday

6:55am July 21st 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

Scream real loud when you hear today's secret word, "Hot" at @playlookit's playhouse http://plylk.it/qj5OPq

7:40pm July 20th 2011 via Lookit

The Motor Oil really gives it a kick http://instagr.am/p/IHwyf/

7:14pm July 20th 2011 via Instagram

@inkedmn I'm curious, are all three Macs in the same Apple ID? I'm trying figure out my wife + my upgrades user two different IDs.

6:46pm July 20th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

Metro's New Slogan #WMATA's Chocolate Factory. Nobody ever goes in. Nobody ever comes out. cc/ @FixWMATA @unsuckdcmetro

6:18pm July 20th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

Foggy Bottom. Where the trains don't matter because you can't enter the station #wmata @fixwmata @unsuckdcmetro http://campl.us/cNQk

5:14pm July 20th 2011 via Camera+

@jmlumpkin Was it delivered by Rex Manning? :D

4:50pm July 20th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

@busterbenson "You have the rest of the day off. Now go home, get out of the heat and eat a pint of Ben & Jerry's"

4:17pm July 20th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

Thou shalt not covet thy Apple's products. #fb

3:37pm July 20th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @jbradforddillon: True fact: Mentally, I replace wink emoticons with the audio clip of Eric Idle saying "wink wink nudge nudge", a la ...

3:09pm July 20th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @talldarknweirdo: Now that ST:TNG is on Netflix, I get to enjoy daily @levarburton @wilw and @brentspiner in both twitter and dramati ...

2:35pm July 20th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @gorskic: Known Issues with Adobe products on Mac OS 10.7 Lion http://adobe.ly/phFTmN <- Very handy. Thanks, Adobe.

1:53pm July 20th 2011 via TweetDeck

I have great Pride in my @Instapaper Den! (So many Lion reviews!) cc/ @marcoarment

1:01pm July 20th 2011 via TweetDeck

I'm changing my title at work. "Firefighter & Granter of Dreams" I think about covers it. #fb

12:03pm July 20th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @WMATA_Tweets: Good morning Metro riders! Sure is hot out. Too bad that liquid dripping from ur #hotcar roof is deadly freon, not wat ...

10:24am July 20th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

How many Mac users are sitting at their machines chanting, "Here Kitty Kitty Kitty!" this morning? #Lion #Apple

8:41am July 20th 2011 via TweetDeck

@jmlumpkin Yes, I've noticed marked improvement in the Northern VA, DC ad Montgomery County stores.

7:23pm July 19th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

@DCMetroPeople indeed. Then they just have to figure out if you were in DC, MD, or VA when the photo was taken. lol

4:35pm July 19th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

I wish I could apply my @amazon gift cards towards @audible_com.

4:33pm July 19th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

@DCMetroPeople Hopefully no one will. Though we are in a city with as many lawyers as politicians. Good Luck.

4:30pm July 19th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

RT @arcticshooter: Photo: Union Station in Washington DC is a monolithic tribute to beauty. The gigantic ceilings and spiraling... http: ...

4:29pm July 19th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

@sillermoon "How to hone your ninja skills?" Perhaps "Samurai in the Digital Age?"

4:25pm July 19th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

Sophos! RT @howtogeek: There was a pretty massive fake anti-virus attack via ad networks this weekend. Getting flooded with emails about it.

2:56pm July 19th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @patrickrhone: Interesting new webapp. Like OhLife but for your finances. It sends email asking what you spent, you reply, it tracks: ...

2:39pm July 19th 2011 via TweetDeck

#Spotify invites. I've got a couple more. @ reply me with a haiku and once's yours. :)

1:07pm July 19th 2011 via TweetDeck