My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Kanye West (8), Flobots (7) & Synthetic Minister (3) #lastfm http://bit.ly/hl78FJ

8:39pm July 31st 2011 via Tweekly.fm

Perils Of Height: While seated, every hair stylist will aak you to scrunch down because they can't see the top of your head. #fb

5:24pm July 30th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @ConanOBrien: Turns out, "Cowboys & Aliens" is NOT about Arizona’s immigration laws.

5:20pm July 30th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @Shoq: Remember when we feared nukes, reds, hijackers and terrorists more than Republicans?

5:19pm July 30th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @danhacker: Every movie trailer, ever should feature Kanye's "Power".

2:05pm July 30th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

"Happiness is actually an extreme. Instead of pursuing happiness, be content with things being a-ok." From http://gimmepresence.com/ #fb

12:56am July 30th 2011 via TweetDeck

"Beneath those big breasts beats a heart as big as those breasts." — Will & Grace

11:36pm July 29th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

Microsoft is looking for "Gurus" for their retail stores. http://j.mp/mTTYHH Too bad the link is dead to apply...

10:41pm July 29th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @cptnrandy: Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica

10:22pm July 29th 2011 via TweetDeck

@talldarknweirdo I bet it is! I hope to pick up a new machine in the coming months. *crosses fingers*

10:13pm July 29th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

RT @rob_sheridan: I'm at my most childishly impatient while waiting for girls to finish shopping. http://twitpic.com/5xvlfr

6:11pm July 29th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

{Tech in the Trenches}: Corporate Stockholm Syndrome http://titt.biz/nkvAUD

5:10pm July 29th 2011 via a little birdy

@ianhines Congratulations, sir!

4:47pm July 29th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @iweb: Celebrate the guys and gals who keep your servers up and running, day in, day out! Happy SysAdmin Day everyone! http://bit.ly/ ...

3:36pm July 29th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

A Tigerdirect store! http://share.peroty.com/kNiH Kids, this is where we went to buy computer items before the internet. #fb

2:07pm July 29th 2011 via TweetDeck

@mattplanet You must show your LOVE!!! ;-) I'd wait too. lol

1:13pm July 29th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

Scream real loud when you hear today's secret word, "No" at @playlookit's playhouse http://plylk.it/ooVEl6

12:00pm July 29th 2011 via Lookit

@mattplanet Then why are you tweeting?? BUY BUY BUY!!!

11:06am July 29th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

@mattplanet @MUTEMATH Richmond, VA is the closest so far. I'm sure they'll hit the DC/MD area on the next leg. Riiiiiight?

10:57am July 29th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

#Ticketmaster tickets electronically: $4.00 charge #Ticketmaster tickets by USPS: No fee HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE???

10:51am July 29th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

Watching 4 different networks broadcast Obama's speech at once is trippy. Each on a different delay so it looks like 4 people, not one man.

10:45am July 29th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

I am pleased to announce I have signed with the @Redskins to play linebacker in the upcoming season! OK... That's not quite right.

10:24am July 29th 2011 via TweetDeck

@whateverishly Tremoring topic? Oh sorry.

8:48am July 29th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @marylandmoment: Miller predicts passage of Md. same-sex marriage bill: Maryland Senate President Thomas V. Mike Miller Jr. (D-C... h ...

5:49pm July 28th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

@thewatergate You missed the communique about the forthcoming communiques? They were stapled to the TPS Reports.

4:07pm July 28th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

Scream real loud when you hear today's secret word, "Decorate" at @playlookit's playhouse http://plylk.it/p61wg9

3:10pm July 28th 2011 via Lookit

Do recruiters collect Linkedin contacts like scalps? #fb

2:34pm July 28th 2011 via TweetDeck

"Wikis are newsletters with CamelCase." - Merlin Mann on http://j.mp/rbUSQT

9:44am July 28th 2011 via TweetDeck

@reesah am or pm? Perhaps he meant 6th day. 6th meal. After he got on your 6th nerve.

7:31am July 28th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

RT @AlexMorse: Emergency Team Of 8th-Grade Civics Teachers Dispatched To Washington http://zite.to/oWgKeV via @zite if only

10:34pm July 27th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

“@AmazonKindle: Calling all writers! Learn how to submit a Kindle Single at our new Submissions page: http://t.co/W8RdUev” Hey @reesah

10:19pm July 27th 2011 via Twitter for iPad

@jmlumpkin I've been with dreamhost since '99 and stand by them. They offer a lot for a small price tag. Use as much or little as you need.

9:42pm July 27th 2011 via Twitter for iPad in reply to

@AlexMorse Better than listening to silence for a shift.

8:31pm July 27th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

Duct tape has come a long way. @ AC Moore http://instagr.am/p/IrWF4/

8:19pm July 27th 2011 via Instagram

RT @sillermoon: "I wish Cpt Kirk would come out of retirement & take care of the Kardashians for good so they stop appearing on the news ...

3:44pm July 27th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

@caseyliss Sounds typical for that Apple Store. I once had a top case replaced on a white MacBook and left with plastic still on a fan.

12:38pm July 27th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

@caseyliss What did you end up getting as your new new one?

12:37pm July 27th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

Twitter bot idea: Every time someone mentions G+ circles have it proclaim in reply, "CIRCLE TAKES THE SQUARE"

11:58am July 27th 2011 via TweetDeck

Scream real loud when you hear today's secret word, "Raise" at @playlookit's playhouse http://plylk.it/qSJqSD

9:30am July 27th 2011 via Lookit

Is anyone tracking the days/times when #wmata is working fine? It seems like that would be a shorter list. @unsuckdcmetro @FixWMATA @wmata

9:03am July 27th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @adampash: Take note, LA people: You don't have to pay those super shady and expensive ($480!) red-light camera tickets http://t.co/d ...

9:33pm July 26th 2011 via TweetDeck

@marcoarment Pony Express is slower but more reliable.

9:01pm July 26th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

@caseyliss Geek points for you! I bet in 5 years two geeks will converse primarily in XKCD comics.

8:57pm July 26th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

VA is for butt stabbing! MT @cbocca WATCH OUT! Serial Butt Stabber Sought in Virginia | NBC Washington http://titt.biz/naNmQk

8:44pm July 26th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

@caseyliss I put little faith in geniuses. ;) Here's hoping my friend.

7:28pm July 26th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to