@saruthelemur Much better than I thought it would be. Why not use the hammerhead rhinos MORE? Why? Also I want magic jellyfish.

11:13pm June 30th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to

Watching Avatar. This should make @saruthelemur exceedingly happy.

8:39pm June 30th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

Wanna + me? There we can all be =. (Blame @MercuryZero) ++++++++++++++++++ plus.google.com

6:25pm June 30th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

Metro Center. 1 way up. 1 way down. And it's the same way. 1 of 3 escalators open. @unsuckdcmetro #wmata http://campl.us/b5LY

5:51pm June 30th 2011 via Camera+

I love food and it loves me! DC/MD/VA 22 Dinner Giveaway! Enter in two easy steps: http://bit.ly/iKA9Ch #dcfoodies #dc

11:28am June 30th 2011 via district365

More boring tri-color designs. RT @AlchemyFTW: My critique of the 2012 Presidential candidate's logos. - http://bit.ly/m4VKL2

11:17am June 30th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @panache: "There's no device known to mankind that will prevent people from being idiots." http://t.co/CodYDQJ

10:59am June 30th 2011 via TweetDeck

See me talk in HD! RT @danbenjamin: My whole game just changed ... there is a Talking Carl HD for iOS - http://t.co/VsgxS3p

8:46am June 30th 2011 via TweetDeck

Scream real loud when you hear today's secret word, "Triangle" at @playlookit's playhouse http://plylk.it/ljnBXA

7:10am June 30th 2011 via Lookit

RT @mrgan: Used the baby monitor for the first time, and oh my god, that's the saddest gadget ever. "It's a box that cries. Available to ...

6:58am June 30th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @CarlLikes: “The real problem isn’t Comcast’s terrible customer service, slow response, or the fact that they generally just…” http:/ ...

11:32pm June 29th 2011 via Twitter for iPad

Scream real loud when you hear today's secret word, "Dark" at @playlookit's playhouse http://plylk.it/iGuxzl

5:05pm June 29th 2011 via Lookit

@lindsaybgarrett @MikeNGarrett Not until there's a reverse coin star.

3:45pm June 29th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

@MikeNGarrett @pncnews Seriously. Virtual Wallet is the BEST financial tool I've ever come across. https://www.pncvirtualwallet.com

3:08pm June 29th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

@MikeNGarrett Come to @pncnews. PNC Bank has been the best since I switched to them months ago (After Wachovia then Bank of America).

3:03pm June 29th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

@carriefleck Is there a print bug in 10.6.8?

2:34pm June 29th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

@AlexMorse @scrivs I keep seeing 500px.com come up in conversation.

2:32pm June 29th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

RT @stevenf: Realized I was wearing a satchel containing a thin, wirelessly updated electronic book about everything in the world. I AM ...

1:38pm June 29th 2011 via TweetDeck

@DCMetroPeople It depends how she takes it. A slap? An embarassed giggle? I wouldn't say anything but that's me.

11:55am June 29th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

@DCMetroPeople Are you trying for Awkward Conversation of the Week?

11:19am June 29th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

RT @rothgar: Flippin awesome! RT @mrbadexample Does your Mac sort folders in with the files? Fix it in five minutes! http://j.mp/mEMSMv

11:18am June 29th 2011 via TweetDeck

Is it better to be the smartest person in the room or the only person in the room? #fb

10:41am June 29th 2011 via TweetDeck

Agreed. RT @caseyliss: I don't know why, but the @danbenjamin / @hotdogsladies "Go ahead caller" thing cracks me up *every time*.

9:47am June 29th 2011 via TweetDeck

That's Beyonce sampling Trent Reznor, for the record. ;-)

9:23am June 29th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @ninhotline: AutomaticTLC on ETS noticed that on Beyonce's new album: The start of Track 11, "I Was Here" samples Hand Covers Bruise ...

9:23am June 29th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @TheAtlanticTech: Groupon subsidiary accidentally leaks complete user password database: http://bit.ly/mgLOvH

6:59am June 29th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @Gawker: Thousands of Tumblr Logins Stolen http://gawker.com/5816501/

6:57am June 29th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

Anyone have any contacts at Blue State Digital?

6:06pm June 28th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

@talldarknweirdo The confused frenzy would be worth it. Though the probable disciplinary action would not.

9:25am June 28th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

@talldarknweirdo Exactly! I want to send out an office wide email, or at least the newsroom informing them Mozilla says they can't use FF.

9:24am June 28th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

Where does Mozilla think those "Regular" users go during the work week? Firefox Is For "Regular" Users, Not Businesses http://t.co/OzczAL2

8:46am June 28th 2011 via Twitter for Websites

@stublag I still lack a legal license. I only have one Windows license and it's on a PC for now.

7:56pm June 27th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

I need a cheap Windows 7 license for Boot Camp. Is there any good way to acquire one legally for under $100? #fb

7:51pm June 27th 2011 via TweetDeck

RT @cbtacy: RT @beninato: Truth is funnier than fiction: M Bachmann confuses John Wayne with John Wayne Gacy. You can't make it up! http ...

6:14pm June 27th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @musicofchuck: Free $2 mp3 credit at Amazon. Enter the code CLOUDMP3. http://t.co/mlAByfq

6:13pm June 27th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

Only you can prevent phishing attacks. http://tumblr.com/xis37iorxh

4:43pm June 27th 2011 via TweetDeck

@jamesshelley Then we're all using broken fax machines.

3:53pm June 27th 2011 via TweetDeck

My beautiful, talented wife is off to her job interview. RT @ImAnnieBleh: Wish me luck. Or at least confidence. I'm qualified, just nervous.

3:50pm June 27th 2011 via TweetDeck

@sillermoon @reesah Or missing out on a huge pay day! ;-)

2:30pm June 27th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

RT @rob_sheridan: Hot bride kills zombies with a machine gun in possibly the most unique engagement photos ever: http://t.co/JT5svNE - v ...

2:16pm June 27th 2011 via TweetDeck

Anyone else ever get nostalgic for #9rules Dance Parties? http://share.peroty.com/8t0k cc/ @flyosity @scrivs @tyme

11:13am June 27th 2011 via TweetDeck

@RyanCopper I hadn't seen it (just finished it). Seriously cannot wait for this game! I am so excited for it!

12:05am June 27th 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to

Social Engineers gonna Socially Engineer. #fb

7:27pm June 26th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @hustleroses: hey, stop doing blow. it's gross, & 80% of US cocaine contains flesh eating disease & kills white blood cells: http://t ...

7:25pm June 26th 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS