RT @Ihnatko: After putting the turkey in the oven, is it "Hose kitchen with hydrochloric acid, then set it on fire" or "Fire, THEN acid"?

5:25pm November 25th 2010 via Twitter for Android

Thanksgiving. Day: The one day a year where men dominate the grocery store landscape. #fbb

2:26pm November 25th 2010 via Twitter for Android

Uncooked turkeys closely resemble head crabs. #HappyThanksgiving #HalfLife

2:00pm November 25th 2010 via Twitter for Android

Not tired enough for sleep. Too sleepy to do anything constructive.

1:19am November 25th 2010 via Twitter for iPhone

RT @hotdogsladies: I roll my eyes at every news story I hear, but an animated wooden cowboy doll consistently makes me bawl. That seems ...

1:07am November 25th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Palin's Korea Mixup - Earlier today, Sarah Palin mixed up the Koreas in an interview. She stated, “But... http://tumblr.com/xisrq61y3

10:56pm November 24th 2010 via Tumblr

Our dreams don't always take us where we think they will. #fb

7:05pm November 24th 2010 via Twitter for Android

@reesah -->"@reverb10: Published authors: Submit a prompt for #reverb10 - deadline Nov. 30: http://bit.ly/ccdVqr"

6:58pm November 24th 2010 via Twitter for Android

RT @cakewrecks: Time for a laugh: have you SEEN Paula Deen's "High Apple Pie?" http://bit.ly/hL6Vs6 Let's just say "high" is REALLY appr ...

4:48pm November 24th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

I am thankful I am not working in retail. Good Luck to all of you who are. #fb

12:32pm November 24th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Tritton was bought out by Mad Catz. My support went from stellar to borderline nightmarish. #MadCatz fails at Customer Support! #fb

12:15pm November 24th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

"Something I Can Never Have” also shows an absolute mastery which would blossom soon after into something..." http://tumblr.com/xisrm8xvs

10:35am November 24th 2010 via Tumblr

RT @rob_sheridan: So flying snakes exist. And the Dept of Defense is trying to figure them out (w/video clip): http://wapo.st/hD05p9 - v ...

8:48am November 24th 2010 via Twitter for Android

@nilsgeylen Agreed. And the lack of a desktop app is annoying. One is coming. But when?

8:29am November 24th 2010 via Twitter for Android in reply to

@nilsgeylen I used it for awhile. Never quite felt right. Went back to Evernote.

8:16am November 24th 2010 via Twitter for Android in reply to

RT @JhonenV: Give a person an empty comment field and they'll give you the contents of their bowels through their fingertips.

11:40pm November 23rd 2010 via Twitter Web Client

RT @SeriousSamIAm: Serve the finest dish this Thanksgiving, Serious Sam's Can of Turkey Stuffing Whoop Ass. Tastes like violence. http:/ ...

11:39pm November 23rd 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Just watched Toy Story 3. Very funny. Great all around. The cutest movie you will EVER see. Ever! ...........The Claw.......... #fb

11:23pm November 23rd 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Photo: I have used and loved Rayovac’s 15 minute rechargeable batteries forever. However, my charger is dying... http://tumblr.com/xisrhc68n

4:07pm November 23rd 2010 via Tumblr

Adobe product licensing in a deep, dark nightmare I cannot escape. #fb

3:52pm November 23rd 2010 via Twitter Web Client

@whateverishly We used DJ iPod. But then again we didn't do dancing either as neither of us like to dance so we scrapped it.

3:44pm November 23rd 2010 via Twitter Web Client

RT @pattonoswalt: YES. YES. Pass this around. And thanks, Pixar: http://bit.ly/hBjiQl

3:12pm November 23rd 2010 via Twitter Web Client

RT @danhacker: Get $3 in Free MP3 Credit at Amazon http://t.co/B61ahbu via

12:31pm November 23rd 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Daily writing prompts for Dec. to help reflect on the past year and look forward to the next. Sign up at reverb10.com #Reverb10

10:28am November 23rd 2010 via Twitter Web Client

RT @ninquotes: "Pretty Hate Machine was about juxtaposing human imperfections against very rigid, sterile, cold arrangements" - Trent Reznor

11:23pm November 22nd 2010 via Twitter Web Client

RT @jblanton: Someone has to come up with a better way of entering dates/times on iOS. I kind of hate that damn slot-machine dingus.

4:09pm November 22nd 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Still confounded by higher security required for a POINTS account than the BANK account at financial institutions. #fb

2:02pm November 22nd 2010 via Twitter Web Client

I love Dropbox because It makes my life so simple! Mindlessly simple transfer and syncing means I don't have to worry! http://db.tt/Nut9577

1:48pm November 22nd 2010 via Dropbox 

@whateverishly I do sometimes. But often I'm reading on the phone and don't have that luxury. Or I'm just lazy.

1:45pm November 22nd 2010 via Twitter Web Client

@whateverishly Touche' People like me. lol

1:38pm November 22nd 2010 via DestroyTwitter

I like Turtles. And Dropbox! http://db.tt/e9pI8aj (Seriously, if you're not using it yet I'm not sure we can remain friends.)

12:47pm November 22nd 2010 via Dropbox 

@whateverishly Links help for those not in the know. ;)

12:34pm November 22nd 2010 via Twitter Web Client

I just dropped DVDs from Netflix! Now you can stream-only for $7.99/month! Join me in this discless future! #fb

12:34pm November 22nd 2010 via Twitter Web Client

@nilsgeylen If you're on FB hit the Help Center. I'll link you when I'm off the droid and on a computer. :)

9:10am November 22nd 2010 via Twitter for Android in reply to

Discussing differences between Facebook's personal and business accounts. FB has surprisingly well-written help docs. #fb

9:07am November 22nd 2010 via Twitter for Android

@jmlumpkin I take it that means the campaign? How is Black Ops? I haven't played a CoD since 4.

4:35pm November 21st 2010 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Writing a follow up article on Social Networking for business users. Specifically quick printers and copier. #fb

9:58am November 21st 2010 via Twitter Web Client

RT @flyosity: Why can't Chic-fil-A observe the sabbath on a Tuesday or Wednesday or something.

8:27am November 21st 2010 via Twitter for Android

RT @danielpunkass: If we don't stop the TSA now, our kids will be trained to subject their bodies to the whims of uniformed officials. h ...

11:03pm November 20th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

@reesah Have a good flight and good trip! Say Hi to Aizona for me. It snowed when I was there last.

6:15pm November 20th 2010 via Twitter for Android in reply to

I'm the "Crazy" winner of my family! Thanks, @playlookit http://plylk.it/bLqzaR

11:00pm November 19th 2010 via Lookit

RT @rob_sheridan: Hero of the day is Senator Ron Wyden, who's speaking out against the #COICA censorship bill & saying he'll block it: h ...

9:24pm November 19th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Best Thai Food! The Pad Thai is outta this world! (@ Rabieng Thai Restaurant) http://4sq.com/54etdx

7:30pm November 19th 2010 via Foursquare

To properly enjoy movie trailer. 1. Load Trailer in large window. 2. Allow trailer to full load. 3. Get distracted. 4. Enjoy Trailer! #fb

1:13pm November 19th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Note to Self: Start publishing "Best of Instapaper" list for the week.

1:07am November 19th 2010 via Twitter for iPhone