RT @BPGlobalPR: MMS approved 13 new BP deepwater wells! We'll be sending a really nice cocaine and whores gift basket. http://ow.ly/1Xn8Q

8:00pm June 10th 2010 via Brizzly

Selling on eBay is turning into a nightmare. If the buyer doesn't pay you have NO course of action. Resolution Center is BS.

8:00pm June 10th 2010 via Brizzly

Today's Menu: jerk chicken, rude turkey, bastard ham and other insulted meats.

8:00pm June 10th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

http://bit.ly/cgRVZL Belgian Rofl was a tag I created. Favorite Xbox Live Gamertag I've seen still remains "Cheeriest Plum"

8:00pm June 10th 2010 via Brizzly

"I'm here for the party!" I exclaimed. Walking in with duct tape and Lemon Meringue Pie frozen custard. #fb

8:00pm June 10th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

RT @chicarmoire: RT @draiden: The iPhone is to color-by-numbers as Android is to Legos. (or the entirety of radio shacks parts drawers.)

8:00pm June 10th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

RT @howtogeek: Searched for "taco bell nutritional info". Could have sworn I just heard Google laughing at me.

8:00pm June 10th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Dear Diary, today I raced around the office with @reesah to this soundtrack: http://bit.ly/agwvlF You should try it!

8:00pm June 9th 2010 via Brizzly

Peanut M&Ms. Bring them to me. I am addicted.

8:00pm June 9th 2010 via Brizzly

@playlookit I use PicSay Pro on Android for minor resize/crop/straighten edits. Photoshop app is all but worthless to me.

8:00pm June 9th 2010 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Today's @playlookit challenge is Book. Take a second and give me a vote at http://bit.ly/aXteVZ .

8:00pm June 9th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Yellow train. Yellow train. The third Yellow train in a row means go to Ben's Chili Bowl and get Half Smokes. #fb

8:00pm June 9th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

RT @rob_sheridan: The story behind that Mortal Kombat trailer: http://is.gd/cJGcw (It's NOT a movie, yet. Independent proof-of-concept b ...

8:00pm June 9th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

@AlexMorse This fine insect clearly seeks the pineapple of TRUTH... also known as a doodle from the workplace whiteboard.

8:00pm June 9th 2010 via Brizzly in reply to

Today's @playlookit challenge is Sharp. Take a second and give me a vote at http://bit.ly/d9vAt3 .

8:00pm June 8th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Wow! RT @rob_sheridan: Yet another blunder from AT&T - 114k iPad users' emails exposed: http://is.gd/cJgLP - At least they're consistent...

8:00pm June 8th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

RT @ninhotline: Perhaps NIN fans should join forces with RATM fans and bug ZDLR to put out the music he and TR worked on. Heh.

8:00pm June 8th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

http://yfrog.com/bhaplj I'm on a bus. The C-SPAN bus. It has many touchscreens that were suspiciously clean. And an iPad and Smartboard. #fb

8:00pm June 8th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

RT @BPGlobalPR: What do you think BP stand for? Use #BPrebrand in your responses.

8:00pm June 7th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

RT @rob_sheridan: Man uploads & downloads the same YouTube vid 1000 times. The results are strangely frightening: http://is.gd/cHDmN

8:00pm June 7th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Today's @playlookit challenge is Moist. Take a second and give me a vote at http://bit.ly/dyxxak .

8:00pm June 7th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

This train car is dripping on me. Metro must be pissed at my presence. #wmata

8:00pm June 7th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

So... new iPod Touch?

8:00pm June 6th 2010 via Brizzly

@ericholscher I loved Venice when I was there. Florence was also amazing. I know you'll love it!!!

8:00pm June 6th 2010 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

I hope they release an iPod Touch with the camera. I would be awfully tempted if they did.#fb

8:00pm June 6th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Apple made another excellent phone. Sadly, I still won't ever be able to reach my wife. #Verizon #iPhone #plz

8:00pm June 6th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

I'm going to see Mary Poppins with @ImAnnieBleh in July at the Kennedy Center. Jealous? http://bit.ly/bgomfK

8:00pm June 6th 2010 via Brizzly

http://yfrog.com/jqs1ibj I present you "kid on metro with mohawk in lightening bolt shape" #fb

8:00pm June 6th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Today's @playlookit challenge is Sneaky. Take a second and give me a vote at http://bit.ly/9m8pew .

8:00pm June 6th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

New Crystal Castles is playing happy/thrasy rave in my head. #fb

8:00pm June 6th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

3 cheers for Flash! **crickets** RT @technibble: Technibble Post: Attackers Exploiting New Adobe Flash Bug http://bit.ly/bFYfiv

8:00pm June 6th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

RT @danielpunkass: If Jeb Bush and Sarah Palin are the 2012 Republican nominees for President/VP, they can run on the slogan B.P. Forever.

8:00pm June 6th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

323.3 miles later I have arrived home. #fb

8:00pm June 6th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Bye North Carolina! I had a blast I hope you did too! #fb

8:00pm June 6th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Rockin through Raleigh... with my robot hand. #fb

8:00pm June 5th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Today's @playlookit challenge is Orange. Take a second and give me a vote at http://bit.ly/bSTPhx .

8:00pm June 5th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Blur is Mario Kart for Xbox. #fb

8:00pm June 5th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

Hello Richlands, NC! #fb

8:00pm June 4th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

http://yfrog.com/cbq3qp Ssssssoooooooouuuuuuuuttttttthhhhhh!!!! #fb

8:00pm June 4th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

RT @SI_PeterKing: "Failing to prepare is preparing to fail." --John Wooden, 1969 ... The world, not just basketball, was enriched by him ...

8:00pm June 4th 2010 via Twitter Web Client

RT @SeriousSamIAm: Serious Sam HD: First Encounter is on sale for 800 points on XBLA starting Monday! All hail Sam!

8:00pm June 4th 2010 via Brizzly

SO TRUE!!! RT @unsuckdcmetro: core rip RT @mighty_sylven Wii Fit should have a balance game called Ride Metro. #wmata

8:00pm June 3rd 2010 via Brizzly

@AlexMorse Everyone around my office uses TweetDeck. I've toyed with Seesmic's app but settled on DestroyTwitter (it's air though, but tiny)

8:00pm June 3rd 2010 via Brizzly in reply to

Brilliant! RT @flyosity: Confuse the hell out of IE6 users by using a proprietary IE motion blur filter every few seconds: http://cl.ly/1Ho9

8:00pm June 3rd 2010 via Twitter Web Client