I could be a good writer if I could just focus my thoughts.

8:00pm August 24th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

The medium doesn't matter. Only the message.

8:00pm August 24th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

I yearn for the day when Flash doesn't turn my 1st Gen MacBook into a powerful space heater.

8:00pm August 24th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

RT @devolverdigital: Serious Sam HD will get your mom pregnant. Please retweet.

8:00pm August 24th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

DC/NoVA Area IT & Journalist job hunters: We Are Hiring! http://www.atlanticmediacompany.com/careers/index.html

8:00pm August 24th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

I love bumble bees. They bumble.

8:00pm August 23rd 2009 via Cloudhopper

RT @nbcstore Want to be the first to own a Pam Bobblehead? RT this before 8pm est today & u are entered to win! #theoffice

8:00pm August 23rd 2009 via Twitter Web Client

@whateverishly Moon. It spoke to me in a 2001 headtrip kinda way.

8:00pm August 23rd 2009 via Twitter Web Client

RT @chrispoteet It's announced! Snow Leopard is coming this Friday! http://is.gd/2wrx5 (Doing happy dance) (via @Gnorb) SOLD!!

8:00pm August 23rd 2009 via Twitter Web Client

Is ice cream a valid lunch?

8:00pm August 23rd 2009 via Cloudhopper

There is nothing better than paid time off. That is all.

8:00pm August 23rd 2009 via Twitter Web Client

Got rained off the beach. Crazy storm now. Time for showers and munchies.

8:00pm August 21st 2009 via Twitter Web Client

Bill decided not to come visit us. Back to the beach!

8:00pm August 21st 2009 via Twitter Web Client

Picked my #ProjectRunway fantasy team. Pick yours to win a talking Tim Gunn bobblehead http://fafarazzi.com/Project-Runway #runway

8:00pm August 21st 2009 via Twitter Web Client

RT @ImAnnieBleh: anyone who wants to join a top chef fantasy league, contact me for an invite. Me: I'm in!

8:00pm August 21st 2009 via Twitter Web Client

Great day capped with stories, laughter, shrimp and crab legs. Still no rain from Bill.

8:00pm August 21st 2009 via Twitter Web Client

TO THE BEACH! Where it's 91 degrees, bright and sunny. :) (yes, I am gloating, just a little.)

8:00pm August 20th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

Tropical Storm coming makes for GREAT boogie boarding... until Sat. when Sandbridge gets 13'-18' waves.

8:00pm August 20th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

Anyone know a good place to snag deals on cameras? (That's not woot, amazon, ebay, craigslist.)

8:00pm August 19th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

This is the best paper ever written. http://bit.ly/kdoMW

8:00pm August 19th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

@dannygarcia I've been singing the praise of Instapaper for months ever since Marco released it. I believe it should come with new Touches!

8:00pm August 19th 2009 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

NCIS Marathon now. :) Top Chef: Vegas starts in 20 minutes!!!

8:00pm August 19th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

@dannygarcia I cannot list a single app I use more or find completely indispensable on the iPod Touch than Instapaper. So yes, do it. :)

8:00pm August 19th 2009 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

@dannygarcia DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

8:00pm August 18th 2009 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

It is approximately 428billion degrees outside. I am inside. Eating apples. Mom is trying to kill me with delicious foods.

8:00pm August 18th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

@whateverishly email address please sir. It seems I only have the one linked to your old verizon phone.

8:00pm August 18th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

RT @gruber: Under ObamaCare, everyone who believes ObamaCare is a Nazi-esque program will be covered for mental health treatment.

8:00pm August 18th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

Boogie boarding at VA Beach. Free. Boat ride through Back Bay. Free. Rib dinner. (Free, thanks mom!) Taking care of feverish gf. Priceless.

8:00pm August 18th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

To the beach! Then to the boat!

8:00pm August 17th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

Time for a much needed vacation.

8:00pm August 16th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

Tired of the constant negativity.

8:00pm August 16th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

Ready for lunch then nap.

8:00pm August 15th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

Nightmares at 7am. Two documentaries (Mayans and the NSA) later and some orange juice and donut holes. Perhaps the day will improve?

8:00pm August 15th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

National Museum of Crime and Punishment was awesome! Especially for $6!

8:00pm August 14th 2009 via Cloudhopper

RT this to get free Zuma: #fridayoffer Follow @popcap_games to get exclusive Twitter offers. Today's offer: free Zuma to first 10 @replies.

8:00pm August 13th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

@imanniebleh You clearly need some custard tonight followed by an evening of crime and punishment (at the museom of...)

8:00pm August 13th 2009 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

RT @mwproffitt: District-9 is awesome and everything a scifi movie should be. See it! Me: DO IT NOW! Just got back. It was awesome!

8:00pm August 13th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

I'm at District 9 eating a hot dog. how is your Friday?

8:00pm August 13th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

Going to see District 9 this morning with the IT Dept! I can't wait! (IT Dept = 7 people)

8:00pm August 13th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

Can I punch the idiot on crutches with the Doctors Not Bureaucrats sign at the metro? Politics should not be decided on the sidewalk.

8:00pm August 13th 2009 via Cloudhopper

My fantasy football league is shaping up nicely. We've got 9 so far. I'm shooting for 10-12. Anyone else game? Hit me up.

8:00pm August 13th 2009 via Twitter Web Client

@loganconner Bring it. Love the team name (even if I had to google it) lol

8:00pm August 13th 2009 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Good evening for Killswitch Engage.

8:00pm August 12th 2009 via Cloudhopper

Plenty of space still open in my friendly fantasy football league. Let me know if you're game.

8:00pm August 12th 2009 via Cloudhopper

RT @DairyGodmother: Thu, Aug 13 - Strawberry @imanniebleh you know what must be done.

8:00pm August 12th 2009 via Twitter Web Client