Short weeks are long on stupid!

8:00pm June 30th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

My iPod Touch guilts me into using it constantly. If I set it down, it just stares at me with its great black display. Yearning for my touch

8:00pm June 30th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Woke with a start this morning thinking I had overslept. It was 6am.

8:00pm June 30th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Too sleepy to do much other than shoot people online.

8:00pm June 30th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@alexmorse they sure do. Mine is chipping off and it's a free replacement. Must be AppleCare covered by now

8:00pm June 30th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Nothing like confusing your genius 60 seconds into the repair visit.

8:00pm June 29th 2008 via Cloudhopper

at the genius bar getting my MacBook's case repaired.

8:00pm June 29th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

My boss got an employee of the month award... for our hard work. Thanks DIT! I appreciate the recognition.

8:00pm June 29th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Every time I see a green drink on television, I imagine it is a Surge. Then I get sad because there is no more Surge.

8:00pm June 29th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Dilbert on Watch It Now on Netflix before bed.

8:00pm June 29th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Annie and I went to brusters (.com) tonight. We had doubles in waffle cones. I have never been so destroyed by a single ice cream. Oh god!

8:00pm June 29th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

OH: "Worker indicated that her phone is going dead between conversations." -- City Employee. This gave us a hearty laugh Friday afternoon.

8:00pm June 26th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

What happens when downforeveryoneorjustme.com goes down?

8:00pm June 26th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Problem Log: User too stupid to read password out of email. Resolution: Provided user with typewriter and a bike lock.

8:00pm June 26th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I declare today, "unable to print and delete folders off shared network drives containing vital data" Day!

8:00pm June 26th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

The latest expandrive release fixed the problem with writing to the drive! I can once again manage my iTunes library remotely!

8:00pm June 26th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I made it to work by 9:08 and didn't run over a single Jehovah's Witness (for better or worse) ;-)

8:00pm June 26th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

had a great night. I am beat. Bedtime!

8:00pm June 26th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Worked out hard. Enjoyed a nice swim after. Now time for Lars and the Real Girl on the projector and some dinner.

8:00pm June 26th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Work nearly over. Going home to change then walking across the street to the gym, then a dip in the pool if I finish working out soon enough

8:00pm June 25th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

iPod Touch trick: When it's locked, hit the Home button twice and you can change volume and play/pause without unlocking the device.

8:00pm June 25th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Yes, sir. Bonjour is a 1337 hax0r tool. PH34R !T Right now, Apple is wirelessly printing all of your personal documents to 1 Infinite Loop.

8:00pm June 25th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

There's a line between funny and just stupid immaturity. Have I mentioned I'm the young one here?

8:00pm June 25th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

The gym is not scary. The gym is not scary. The gym is not scary.

8:00pm June 25th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Workout plan starts tonight. I am going to the gym and when I return, I am going to craft a schedule for exercise.

8:00pm June 25th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

It's not that I *don't* care I just care very little.

8:00pm June 24th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I just taught my co-workers del *.* and I am the youngest one here... Note: It deletes EVERYTHING do not run it!

8:00pm June 24th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

The next person who calls and asks if the CITY HALL power outage at CITY HALL ONLY affects other locations is getting a BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!!

8:00pm June 24th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

It is utterly terrifying how little people can follow simple directions like "Right click this icon, Click this tab, Read this line."

8:00pm June 24th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Yahoo is a Katamari, rolling up everything in sight, then realizing the King (consumers) are not pleased with the collected junk.

8:00pm June 24th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

By "no one has contacted me in two days" what you mean to say is "I didn't reply to either of the 2 emails or 2 voicemails you left me."

8:00pm June 24th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Why is my boss trying to figure out who has the biggest head in the department? In inches?

8:00pm June 24th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

OMG! It's the revenge of the "I can't login to my Yahoo account" guy! AAAAHHHH!!!!

8:00pm June 24th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I am SO over people. Good thing my iPod Touch still loves me.

8:00pm June 24th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@livefire haha yeah. I mean the Apps store is less than a month away. I'm just anxious to us my new toy to the fullest :D

8:00pm June 23rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Is it worth jailbraking an iPod Touch? MobileScrobbler is tempting me to do it!

8:00pm June 23rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I love iPod touch!

8:00pm June 23rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@Gnorb I know how you feel. I've worked either alone or in a very small team (albeit for large companies). I regret working in the govt.

8:00pm June 23rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Watching Code Rush, the story of Mozilla's roots. http://ping.fm/OKaV5

8:00pm June 23rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Dear Netizens, What is a good case for an iPod Touch? Love, Carl

8:00pm June 23rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

The newer and faster PC won't help the idiot behind the keyboard.

8:00pm June 23rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

This week's theme: PEBKAC!

8:00pm June 23rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

"Our phones have been out for two days, when is this going to get fixed?" Well Sir, Has anyone reported it before you just now? Well No.....

8:00pm June 23rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

The next IT employee who sends me an email like "PC running slow" or "Monitor not working" is going to get a BOOT TO THE HEAD!

8:00pm June 23rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

ok iPod touch and iPhone people. What does my new touch need?

8:00pm June 23rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Flobots on the surround sound. Rotini on the stove. iPod Touch syncing. Good night indeed

8:00pm June 23rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Why is it the people with the Blackberries so they can respond quickly take the longest to respond?

8:00pm June 23rd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

oh my god it's full of stupid!

8:00pm June 22nd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I am a City Council woman. You will do what I say! Ma'am, I'm a contractor. I don't care what the hell you say. You NEED me to reset your pw

8:00pm June 22nd 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@Gnorb @AlexMorse Can we abolish "reply to all" as well?!

8:00pm June 22nd 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to