I am going to see V.A.S.T. tonight! I can't wait! I've missed them a trio of times previously, but not tonight! www.realvast.com FTW!

7:00pm February 13th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I love Google Maps. A little too much. It has changed my crippling fear of driving new places because I have zero sense of direction! Thanks

7:00pm February 13th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

John Cleese makes everything better!

7:00pm February 13th 2008 via Cloudhopper

I have an unhealthy addiction to text messaging. Or maybe I hate phones and love the internet.

7:00pm February 13th 2008 via Cloudhopper

I am so in love it's intoxicating!

7:00pm February 13th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

South Park tonight seems particularly inspired by Dead Rising tonight

7:00pm February 13th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@estarla, @jensized I live with a fashion major so I've seen parts of the seasons but not enough to know who is who. :)

7:00pm February 13th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

@jensized & @estarla I've not seen the other seasons of PR but this one is rather lame and predictable and OMG STOP DRAPING!

7:00pm February 13th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Dear Everyone Who Puts * In Curse Words, You are fooling no one! Love, Carl

7:00pm February 13th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Hellotxt.com seems to double post sometimes. And posts things with an incredible delay. Very odd.

7:00pm February 12th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

He who can see over the cubicles will be king! Oh hey, that would be me!

7:00pm February 12th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

He who can see over the cubicles will be king! Oh hey, that would be me!

7:00pm February 12th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Where is the snow?

7:00pm February 12th 2008 via Cloudhopper

I just realized I could call up the CEO of NBC if I wanted... to lose my job. But I've got his direct internal line and email address.

7:00pm February 12th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Clarify: So miserable = (bad weather). My co-worker has been here nearly a year, to my 2 months. And he STILL has no idea what he's doing.

7:00pm February 12th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

It gets harder and harder to crawl out of bed each morning when it's so miserable to come to a job where you have to teach your co-worker.

7:00pm February 12th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@jensized I agree with you 100%. I want a paper trail in my election! I mean the machine is easy to use, but being a geek, I don't trust it!

7:00pm February 12th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Picked up Craigslist Pioneer speakers today. Hooked up to my Denon receiver. WE HAVE DOLBY! Still need to find a subwoofer. I am super happy

7:00pm February 12th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I did my part to help Obama take Virginia. :D

7:00pm February 12th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@jensized I agree with you 100%. I want a paper trail in my election! I mean the machine is easy to use, but being a geek, I don't trust it!

7:00pm February 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

I keep yelling at the day to in faster. But it does not.

7:00pm February 11th 2008 via Cloudhopper

@jensized I agree with you 100%. I want a paper trail in my election! I mean the machine is easy to use, but being a geek, I don't trust it!

7:00pm February 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

This is the first time I've voted on an electric. There was no lever to pull and vote to count. Just a touch screen and the abyss. I worry.

7:00pm February 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I AM TIRED OF THE INTERNATIONAL TEAM TALKING VERY LOUDLY ABOUT THEIR CUSTOMERS TO EACH OTHER IN THE CUBES NEXT TO ME! GIVE IT A REST ALREADY

7:00pm February 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I may have just found a super cheap set of 5 speakers w/ wallmounts on Craigslist. Awaiting photo confirmation. I am stoke if they'll work!

7:00pm February 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Voting. And excited about it. Also Happy Birthday to me!

7:00pm February 11th 2008 via Cloudhopper

@nostrich Not all technology I hope. Just certain parts of it. Like Apple products. :)

7:00pm February 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

@AlexMorse That would be really nice. I'm a lowly contractor that's way too smart for his job. heh

7:00pm February 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Tomorrow is my birthday. I share it with Abe Lincoln. Also, you should get a paid holiday for your birthday. It would raise morale.

7:00pm February 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@nostrich Just remember to mount the drive before opening iTunes. I made an automator action to mount the folder and open iTunes

7:00pm February 11th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

I may have just found a super cheap set of 5 speakers w/ wallmounts on Craigslist. Awaiting photo confirmation. I am stoke if they'll work!

7:00pm February 10th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Good Morning. Xerox printer broke its fuser. Person to reroute important print jobs is an hour out of the office. And my boss is flipping.

7:00pm February 10th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

WARNING: Everyone who comes to my apartment to play Rock Band so far has bought it withint 24 hours. You have been warned.

7:00pm February 10th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Played lots of Rock Band today with some good friends... and they bought it on the way home. So there will be more rocking in the future!

7:00pm February 9th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

Been a long, craptastic week. 4 hours of overtime is nice. But it's getting old.

7:00pm February 8th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@gnorb I want π now! mmm delicious π! I think I shall have 3.14 of them! Different flavors of course.

7:00pm February 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Dear Google, why, after so many long spam free months do I have a torrent of teens doing things to themselves and others? Love, Carl XOXOXOX

7:00pm February 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

I'd change the password except 1) The admin account is not the standard "administrator" and 2) work would throw a fit. I offered already.

7:00pm February 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

We have a pc here that NO ONE has admin rights to. And no one knows the local admin account. WTF!

7:00pm February 7th 2008 via Cloudhopper

Unclear or incomplete documentation is as good as having no documentation except you're led to believe it'll be ok, when really, it's not.

7:00pm February 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@nilegeylen There is a whole series of "I am Jack's X" Like, I am Jack's smirking revenge. I am Jack's raging bile duct.

7:00pm February 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@nilsgeylen You are Jack's Happy Printer? (Hopefully you are familiar with Fight Club) LOL

7:00pm February 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

Maybe I'll get more than 3 hours of sleep tonight. Maybe I'm getting sick. Maybe I just need a mental health day tomorrow.

7:00pm February 7th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

@AlexMorse it was actually the facebook iphone ad that brought it to the forefront of my thoughts.

7:00pm February 6th 2008 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

I'm in ur rule books, editin ur werd dox!

7:00pm February 6th 2008 via Twitter Web Client

The iPhone. For a device not supposed to need special pages since it used the regular web there a lot of special pages for it.

7:00pm February 6th 2008 via Cloudhopper

One bagel does not a day's nourishment make.

7:00pm February 6th 2008 via Cloudhopper

I an too loyal to companies that see me as just another contractor.

7:00pm February 6th 2008 via Cloudhopper