Maryland is holding me hostage. 95 is the 17th level of hell.

8:00pm August 12th 2007 via Cloudhopper

My apple influence is spreading.

8:00pm August 11th 2007 via Cloudhopper

Maryland is most unexciting. That is all.

8:00pm August 11th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

How can you miss someone you never met?

8:00pm August 11th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Feeling really sick to my stomach. Hoping it calms down so I can sleep.

8:00pm August 11th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

@mog DEAR LORD! I don't even dare ask WHAT you preordered!

8:00pm August 11th 2007 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

@mog and @saruthelemur I hope you feel better soon. Sick is no fun. An iMac might help. ;-)

8:00pm August 11th 2007 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

@saruthelemur my spidey sense tells me you are not at the party.

8:00pm August 10th 2007 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

I just passed REDNECKS Saloon & Grill.

8:00pm August 10th 2007 via Cloudhopper

I am in maryland.

8:00pm August 10th 2007 via Cloudhopper

Mountain Dew Game Fuell is crap.

8:00pm August 10th 2007 via Cloudhopper

Morning. Afternoon. It's all the same, really. :)

8:00pm August 10th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

C: It was about 70 minutes ago... last week... that I MET you. C: AND YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY TAKING OVER MY LIFE! A: i hope you don't min ...

8:00pm August 10th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Interview went well. I talked to a big JSM fan. Very cool guy. Got to meet the only CSS Edit user as well. Another cool guy. I want this job

8:00pm August 9th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Time to hop in the car for the 45 min drive to my interview. If I get it, it's 3 miles from home. No More Commute!

8:00pm August 9th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Where is my universal emoticon set?

8:00pm August 9th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Interview today. Pretty much a dream job scenario. If this comes through, I may literally explode from joy. :D

8:00pm August 9th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

The heat just keeps getting heatier.

8:00pm August 8th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Job hunting is like a really long, incomprehensibly hard co-op RPG. that eats your quarters, your soul and your life.

8:00pm August 7th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Looking forward to seeing the new iLife videos after I deliver this keyboard.

8:00pm August 7th 2007 via Cloudhopper

I'm a Cereal Killer. There are Serial Killers. Has there ever been a Surreal Killer?

8:00pm August 7th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

I want the new Apple keyboard. But why did they leave the number pad off the wireless one?

8:00pm August 6th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Friday. 2:30p.m. I get to play dress up again for a company. I'm excited.

8:00pm August 6th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Awaiting the Fake Fake Steve Jobs to start writing.

8:00pm August 6th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

It feels good to help people. "You mean I've been putting up with this for 2 years and you fixed it in 5 minutes? THANKS!"

8:00pm August 6th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

295 is such a nicer drive than 95.

8:00pm August 5th 2007 via Cloudhopper

Santa Claus just added me as a Pownce friend. Guess I've been good this year.

8:00pm August 5th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Silliness is vitally important!

8:00pm August 5th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Life can change very dramatically. Very quickly. For the better. When you least expect it.

8:00pm August 4th 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Hopping with anticipation. :D:D:D

8:00pm August 3rd 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Falling really hard and really fast. It's kinda scaring me.

8:00pm August 2nd 2007 via Twitter Web Client

PNG! Pirate Ninja Gangster!

8:00pm August 2nd 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Just had the most amazing conversation! :D So happy. So sleepy. It's so 5am!

8:00pm August 2nd 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Down with lonely nights and early mornings!

8:00pm August 2nd 2007 via Twitter Web Client

Having a good chat with a new friend and catching up with an old one.

8:00pm August 2nd 2007 via Twitter Web Client

@jmathias Only complaints I've heard from my friends is their ship times are slow. But they're out west, we're on the East Coast. Other ...

8:00pm August 1st 2007 via Twitter Web Client in reply to

A recruiter called me! It's like dating except your date pays you to perform tasks.

8:00pm August 1st 2007 via Cloudhopper

Mucking my way through unsupported software install at the request of my boss.

8:00pm August 1st 2007 via Cloudhopper

I've been exposed to Chocolate Rain... I feel dirty.

8:00pm August 1st 2007 via Twitter Web Client