Carl T. Holscher fights for the customers.

Month: November 2013

The process is broken

How to get a new program installed in my work computer?

  • I decide I’d like to have a new program.
  • I choose a free one like Google Chrome.
  • I submit the request to the Help Desk.
  • I’m informed I need to get permission from two people before they can install it.
  • I email my IT Point of Contact.
  • I wait for a reply.
  • I attach the reply email to my request.
  • Then I write to a second person, whose role I don’t understand other than being identified as a person who has to approve requests.
  • I wait for a reply.
  • A few days go by.
  • I receive a reply and attach it to my request.
  • Now, the Help Desk can start to work on my request.

It took four days to get Google Chrome installed.

I am still waiting to get an add-on for WebEx installed. It’s already been four days and in still waiting on one of the emails I need.
I support WebEx for this company. This is my job. And I’m stuck with this ridiculous process.

There is no chance in this process changing. That was the first thing I asked. It’s been like that as long as anyone I spoke to can remember. Its a broken process.

How the process should work

  • I request a program be installed to the Help Desk.
  • Help Desk checks a few things
    Is it free / Does it need a license?
    Will it work in the environment?
    Is there a business reason to have this?
  • Unless there’s an issues with one of the above, the Help Desk dispatches a technician to install the program.

It’s a much faster process. It doesn’t require waiting for busy people to send emails granting permission for a free application. But most importantly, the customer experience is far better.

The problem with big organizations is they lost sight of how the process works for those who need to use them. The process in place is broken. And it’s never going to change until someone cares enough to change it.

Next time I need to have something installed, I’m going to think if I really need this new program. It’s not worth the hassle.

Stall

Why does a man stand in a bathroom stall and read the newspaper?

He seeks solace.

Offices are mine fields of distractions. The cubicle walls allow every sound to permeate their beige walls. Every speakerphone call. Every one-sided conversation. Every ring. Every cough. Every rambling story. There is no escape from the noise.

There is no safety from the walk-ups. To be at your desk means you’re available at any minute for anyone to interrupt you for any reason. Headphones offer some relief. But the only true escape is to escape.

Pick up your newspaper. Take it to a bathroom stall. Choose the handicapped stall for more spacious sanctuary. Read the paper. Enjoy the silence. No one knows you’re there. No one is trying to call you. No emails are piling up in front of you. No one is going to stop by and talk to you. You’ve found solace in a bathroom stall.

Stand there. Read your newspaper, sir. The rest of the world can wait.

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